Daily Show Prep: Friday, Aug. 2

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JD Vance rips Kamala Harris for more word salad — ‘significance of the power of diplomacy’

Second ‘failed gender test’ boxer Lin Yu-Ting WINS opening fight at the Olympics via unanimous decision – after being cleared to compete in women’s event despite eligibility row – before opponent leaves the ring in TEARS

Recreational cannabis sales coming to Ohio Tuesday


Hour 2

People are wondering if Joe Biden accidentally boarded this plane thinking it was Air Force One

Delphi murders: Expert reveals details about girls’ deaths, safekeeping order vacated

Disaster: U.S. Economy Added Just 114,000 Jobs in July, Unemployment Surges

Hundreds of noncitizens removed from voter rolls in Ohio

That Thing That’s Not Happening Happened AGAIN: AL Democrat Arrested on FELONY VOTER FRAUD Charges


Hour 3

Biden-Harris FDA recommended puberty blockers to minors despite noting that the drugs are associated with an “increased risk of depression and suicidality”

Britain’s Royal Air Force Crusaders drop nickname after single complaint: It may be “offensive” to Muslims

Biden DHS Alleged To Have Tried To Suppress Critical Jan. 6 Report

The United States will not recognize Maduro’s “victory” in Venezuelan election, acknowledges his rival as the winner

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, July 31

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Coronation Complete: Harris Sole Candidate to Qualify for DNC Roll Call

Report: Kamala Harris Will Hold First Rally With Running Mate Next Week After Announcement

Video: Megan Thee Stallion Performs Song About Her ‘Fat Pu**y’ at Kamala Harris Campaign Rally

Video of People Leaving Kamala Harris’ Rally DURING the Speech Indicates Many Weren’t There for HER

Olympians Fly In Emergency Eggs And Meat To Cope With ‘Vegan Olympics’

Aussie Swimming Star Slams ‘Ridiculous’ Woke Olympics Village Schemes, ‘Cost Her a Record’

Polish sports journalist dismissed from Olympics coverage for describing John Lennon’s “Imagine” as “a vision of communism”

Lennon’s “Imagine” has been described as “virtually ” by Lennon himself

This Texas school allows seniors to paint murals in their parking spots, but two students are being forced to paint over theirs 🤔


Hour 2

Terrorist Simps: Networks Whine About Israel Sending Terror Leaders to Hell

Officer fatally shoots armed man on Indiana college campus


Hour 3

Why does the FBI keep lying about the attempted assassination of Trump?

Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man’s backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)… and it started to bite his large intestine

Daily Show Prep: July 30

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Rep. Banks retweets about ‘illegals’ in South Bend. Mayor says they were lawful residents.

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Judicial Watch Sues Pete Buttigieg’s City Administration for Records of ID Cards Created to Help Illegal Aliens

City, Regional Partnership, and Nonprofit Partners Launch South Bend Regional Welcoming Plan and New American Economic Impact Data

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Hour 2

Go Home Kam-Kam, You’re DRUNK: Transcript of Kamala Immigration/GOP Speech ACCIDENTALLY Hilarious

So ‘BUS-TED’! Kamala Harris ‘Wheel-y’ Bad Electric Bus Bet Wasted Billions of Dollars

Kamala Harris Has Promised to Ban Fracking but Now That’s Just a ‘Trump Accusation’

Disney World gets rid of drunken bear “Liver Lips McGrowl” because it’s racist and might offend alcoholics


Hour 3

Over 200 plant species to be renamed because they are [checks notes] racist

Troubling Incident at Kamala Harris PA Rally Raises Concerns About That Whole ‘Saving Democracy’ Thing

Embarrassing: MSNBC Contributor Faceplants After Trying to Hit JD Vance With a Wildly False Accusation

Gets Even WORSE for Kamala Harris: Dems Were Calling on KAMALA to Step Down Earlier This Year (Watch)

X took away the government “gray check” badge from Venezuela’s dictator after his election shenanigans

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, June 26

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FLASHBACK:

Color Me Shocked: Special Counsel Admits to FBI Tampering of Mar-a-Lago Documents

Rep. Lauren Boebert wins GOP primary after switching Colorado districts; Hurd, Crank also notch wins

Fire-alarm lover Jamaal Bowman lost his expensive primary last night and seemed a bit … unstable during his concession speech

Supreme Court tosses case that would prevent government from coercing social media to censor people. Check out Alito’s outraged dissent.


Hour 2

VIDEO: We now have living robot skin that can smile. Let the nightmares begin!

Rep. Banks tells Speaker Johnson House GOP should support Bannon legal defense

WaPo says “we’ve been accidentally cooling the planet … while warming it” … I’ve done my best to translate the clown speak for ya 🥴

Saying “good morning” is racist now, according to this woman


Hour 3

WikiLeaks’ Assange pleads guilty to publishing US military secrets in deal that secures his freedom

FLASHBACK:

Julian Assange ‘phoned the White House to warn of risk to lives’ over Wikileaks release

He added: “You can accurately describe this chapter of the case as , lies and more lies.”

Mr Summers said had begun redacting 250,000 documents in November 2010, working with media partners around the world.

He added: “That process involved the US and state feeding suggested redactions to the media.

“Knowing the US government was involved in the redaction process, can it be in any way said the request represents a or accurate representation of what occurred?”

Mr Summers blamed the leaks on a 2011 from The newspaper about WikiLeaks, which contained a 58- password.

18 revelations from Wikileaks’ hacked Clinton emails

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, June 26

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“Every has been destroyed or falsified, every rewritten, every has been repainted, every and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And process is continuing by day and minute by minute. has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.”

― George Orwell, 1984

‘ORDERS RECEIVED’! Here’s How Aggressively the Media’s Pushing Biden WH’s ‘Cheap Fake’ Talking Point

WHOOPS! CBS News Explains Why ‘Wrong Version of a Video’ Was Removed From Biden ‘Cheap Fake’ Hackery

More Like YOU Lie! Lefty BUSTED Bigly for Douchey Attempt at Pretending Trump Needed Help Off Stage

Greg Gutfeld Rattles Off a List of ‘Cheap Fakes’ the Media Either Ignored or Helped Push

Media Mistakes in the Biden Era: the Definitive List

Media Mistakes in the Trump Era: The Definitive List

Owners of Pornhub cutting off access to Hoosiers in July


Hour 2

Second Whistleblower Exposes Texas Children’s Hospital … and Guess Who Came A-Knocking?

FBI Releases Statement on Texas Children’s Hospital Whistleblower

Gretchen Whitmer’s Top Aide Helped Pass Funding for EV Battery Plants. Now He’s a Top GM Lobbyist.

Coffee Shop Workers Who Voted to Unionize Protest Chain Shutting Down

picks sides in Bongino O’Reilly


Hour 3

Gubernatorial candidates debate at Regional Chamber of Northeast Indiana luncheon

NBC medical show features kid getting cancer from racism (I’m not kidding). Check out the internet’s reaction. 😂

SQUAD MEMBER CORI BUSH: GOD TOTALLY GAVE ME POWERS TO CURE CANCER, TREAT TUMORS BY PERFORMING MIRACLES

‘Spaceballs’ Fans Just Got the Best News