Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

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Tina Turner: legendary rock’n’roll singer dies aged 83

No one is reporting what Ron DeSantis actually said in his 2024 announcement last night cuz they want to make fun of him for crashing Twitter, so here are some highlights

House Republican Pushes to Fine Schiff $16M for Russia Hoax Lies

Fox News Unleashes Layoffs amid Tumbling Viewership, Tucker’s Exit

Calif. Bans Skittles Due to Health Concerns, Still Allows Child Sex Changes

EXC: CPAC Treasurer Resigns Alleging ‘Cancer in Organization Metastasizing for Years’.

Kansas’s Racist Democrat Gov. Slammed for Axing Underground Railroad Restoration

Bill Gates was having affair with Russian woman, Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him using it

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San Francisco mayor forced to abandon public safety meeting after protester throws brick

Michigan Man Gets Community Service for Shooting Anti-Abortion Campaigner

Target’s market value has dropped $9 billion in one week. Check out the leaked email the company sent employees.

Target CEO Defends ‘Tuck-Friendly’ Trans Products in Stores

Target Pulls Some LGBT Items, Claims Threats after Panic over Boycotts

Target, Facing Backlash, Pulls LGBT Pride Items by Satanist Designer

Drag queen Pattie Gonia says ‘come out’ in North Face ‘Summer of Pride’ ad

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing

House Judiciary Threatens MLB’s Anti-Trust Exemption for Pushing Radical LGBT Agenda

Transgender Disc Golfer Wins Women’s Event in Virginia

Students Sue Prof. Who Forced Donations to Planned Parenthood


Hour 2

Indiana counselor sues after being fired over criticism of transgender pronouns

BREAKING: LGBT Pride ‘Youth Carnival’ Bars Parents From Attending

Men’s Health says men might be “gynosexual” if they are attracted to women. Or, you know, just normal men.

“Look how quickly the media freaks out about losing just a tiny part of the narrative™ machine.” These are all REAL headlines from mainstream media outlets!

More Details Revealed about IRS Targeting Twitter Files Reporter


Hour 3

Hunter Biden investigation: Second IRS whistleblower claims retaliation

Black Lives Matter Hemorrhaged Cash in 2022, Tax Documents Show

Karine Jean-Pierre Showered With Receipts After Blatant Lie on Biden and the Debt Ceiling

Disturbing video shows machete-wielding NYC professor Shellyne Rodriguez chase Post staffers down street

Shellyne Rodriguez, NYC college professor who threatened Post reporter with machete, is fired as her lawsuit against NYPD emerges

Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 22

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Biden to end familial DNA testing at border, key deterrent to fraud and child trafficking

Target Partners with Satanist Designer Abprallen for Gay Pride Collection

Yes, actually Satanic

Man whose life sentence was commuted by Obama now charged with attempted murder in road rage incident, woman left brain-dead

Undercover video footage captured by James O’Keefe appears to reveal that Fox fired Tucker Carlson at the order of Dominion, Big Pharma

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Policy Exposes Fox News Stances on Woke Ideology


Hour 2

VIDEO: NASCAR’s Bubba Wallace Flips Off Camera in Post-Race Interview After Winning Second Place

Elise Stefanik, Republicans Push Back on Biden’s War on Chocolate Milk

Tim Scott’s Mic Blows Out In The Middle Of Presidential Announcement

Reporter Recalls Asking Tim Scott If He’s a Virgin as Senator Announces 2024 Bid

School District’s Removal Of Sexually Explicit Books Potentially Violated Students’ Civil Rights, Biden Admin Says


Hour 3

: Tina Wilson – City Clerk

Transgender woman forced to use men’s locker room sues NYC yoga studio for $5M

Daily Show Prep: Monday, April 10

Daily : , April 10

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Nashville PD Releases Complete List of Items Taken from Shooter’s House, Including Suicide Note

ABC Accused of ‘Election Interference’ Over Subtle On-Screen Edit During Trump Speech

CNN Finally Admits What We All Knew About US Economy: Is Its Confession Way Too Late?

CEO of Largest US Bank Encourages Government to Seize Private Property to Advance Climate Initiatives

Documents Show Norfolk Southern Prioritized Climate Activism Over Railway Safety


Hour 2

Florida State University professor leaves job after accusations of faking race data, had 6 studies retracted

Riley Gaines lights SFSU UP for their absolute garbage statement on her ASSAULT on their campus

Riley Gaines Threatens Lawsuit Against University After Alleged Assault by Trans Activists


Hour 3

‘Super Mario’ Movie Hops to a Huge Opening

Sooo … he’s NOT banning it? Biden to hire 100s of TikTok stars to indoctrinate young people

‘No president is above the law’ Dems urge Biden to ignore judge’s abortion pill ruling

Rep. Gonzales: FDA Could Lose Funding Over Abortion Pill

Ted Lieu even pisses pro-choice off using pic of aborted 9-week-old fetus to make abortion look not so bad

Russia Denies Role in US Intelligence Leaks

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Watch: Sheriff Stares Down Reporter, Proceeds to Destroy Gun Control Narrative in Less Than a Minute

FBI warns of steep rise in sextortion cases targeting boys in Chicago

Michigan to turn 250,000 used tires into roads

No, Joe Biden Didn’t Support Gay Marriage In High School

No, Joe Didn’t High School

Former Vice sat down with an interview for The Show with Kal . During that interview, he claimed he saw two men openly kiss each other when he was in high as his dad him off somewhere. I’m not going to challenge the notion of two openly gay guys kissing each other in public in the 1950s because it isn’t really relevant.

Penn asked Biden about his evolution on marriage equality (which used to mean something completely different).

“I can remember exactly when my epiphany was.

“I hadn’t thought much about it, to tell you the truth. And I was a senior in high school. And my dad was dropping me off and I was about to get out of the car and I to my right and two well-dressed men in suits kissed each other. I mean, they gave each other a kiss. And then one went, looked like he was headed to the Dupont building, one looked like he was going to the Hercules Corporation building.”

-Joe Biden 2023 – The

Biden then offers up his dad’s take on the kiss:

“And I’ll never forget, I turned and looked at my dad, he said, Joe, it is simple. They love each other. It is simple. I’m not joking. It is simple. They love each other. And it has never been — it has never been — it is just that simple. It doesn’t matter whether it is same-sex or heterosexual couple. You should be able to be married.”

This isn’t the first time Biden has told this story. It has always been received with skepticism in years past.

Joe Biden Townhall Story About Men Kissing Is Made Up – 2020

Biden openly opposed gay marriage his entire career. He even quipped that gay people working in government were a security risk.

Here’s him opposing it in 2006 on Meet The Press.

Joe Biden opposed gay marriage in 2006.

The first time we have Biden coming out and even tacitly supporting gay marriage was on Meet The Press in 2012. David Gregory even opened up the line of questioning by saying:

“He’s (Obama) opposed to it. You’re opposed to it. Have your views evolved?”

Joe Biden on Meet The Press, May 2012

The idea that Biden supported gay marriage his whole life and political career is a lie. If he had views, he about them and betrayed gay people his entire Senate career. It’s far more likely that Biden is doing what Biden always does … lies for political pandering and expediency.

If Kal Penn had any integrity, he’d call him out on his lie. He didn’t.