Daily Show Prep: Thursday, March 28

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Indiana education officials propose new high school diplomas for students

SUB PAR ‘I will never submit,’ shopper cries after major grocery chain CEO rolled out new ‘intrusive’ way to check your receipt


Hour 2

Casey solves timezone

BREAKING NEWS: Fort Wayne Mayor Tom Henry in hospice care following cancer diagnosis

Pennsylvania: Court Rules in Favor of Signature Verification for Mail-In Voting

US changes how it categorizes people by race and ethnicity; first revision in 27 years

Stores pull Cadbury “Gesture Eggs” promo after some genius removed the word “Easter” and caused public outcry


Hour 3

Palisades nuclear plant gets $1.5B federal loan in bid to reopen, a national first

There Was Very Little Pete Buttigieg Was Able to Tell Us About Bridge Collapse

If It Ain’t Woke, Don’t Fix It: Biden Urged To Use Baltimore Bridge Rebuild For Race Reparations

Leader of Princeton’s “queer alumni club” arrested on charges of child pornography

Biden To Visit NYC For Record-Shattering Celeb Fundraiser Same Day Trump Honors Fallen Cop

Governor Holcomb Issues Executive Order to Prepare for Solar Eclipse

It’s Official: Nobody Wants to Read About President Zero

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Dec. 18

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Erasing History: Arlington National Cemetery Removing Civil War Reconciliation Monument

Graphic Video: Senate Staffer Caught Filming Gay Sex Tape in Senate Hearing Room

‘Adults in Charge’: Top Nine Degenerate Democrat Scandals Under Joe Biden

FLAHBACK: Senator Whose Staffer Filmed Senate Sex Tape Said The Capitol Building Is ‘Sacred’


Hour 2

INDIANA child services took their kid away when they refused to affirm his “gender identity.” Now they are petitioning the Supreme Court.

All Indiana schools are required to adopt a new way of teaching students to read

Homelessness In America Hits Modern Record High

FBI secretly taped James Biden as it probed attorney who paid $100K to his consulting firm: report

Scientists are out here putting VR goggles on mice to simulate being attacked by birds

Lab-grown fake meat CEO says industry should “invite” customers to eat the product rather than “insult” them


Hour 3

NBC News: Elon Musk’s Cybertruck Would Be Lethal to Pedestrians, Experts Say

Stop Planting Trees, Says Guy Who Inspired World to Plant a Trillion Trees

Daily Show Prep: Wed, Sept. 20

Daily : Wed, Sept. 20

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Louisiana trucker wins right to display flag saying, ‘F* Biden and f* you for voting for him,’ after town tries to stop him

UAW Union Rejects 21% Pay Hike, Demands 4 Day Work Week

UAW Strike Expands to 4th Plant, in Alabama

Forget Subway’s Tunagate … It’s time for Starbuck’s Fruitgate! New lawsuit says chain’s fruit drinks lack fruit.

Joe Biden uses executive powers to bypass the House and Constitution, launches the AMERICAN CLIMATE CORPS

Zelensky Lectures The World About Climate Change, Tries New Tactic For Increased Aid

New Mexico State Republicans Are Moving Forward With Their Plan to Impeach Governor


Hour 2

Actor James Woods Scuffles With JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon on X in His Usual Amusing Way

The CDC is trying to convince healthcare workers that surgical masks are just as good as N95s and they are having none of it

‘Body Positivity’ Is Literally Killing People, Science Finds

Asteroid hit by NASA’s DART spacecraft is behaving unexpectedly, high school class discovers

NASA predicts large asteroid could smash into Earth in 159 years

Battery Scientists Claim Breakthrough, 10-Minute Fast Charging For 1,500 Cycles


Hour 3

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Mollie Hemingway translates AG Garland’s claim that he’s ‘not the president’s lawyer’

Feds thwarted probe into possible ‘criminal violations’ involving 2020 Biden campaign, agents say

Cracking Coalition? Polish President Duda Snubs Zelensky at U.N., Calls Ukraine a ‘Drowning Man’

Black Lives Matter Protests Led To 11.5% Increase In Murders, Thousands Of Additional Deaths, Study Shows

Daily Show Prep: Wed, Sept. 20

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Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell froze up again during a press conference

UPDATE: School board rules that 12-year-old with Gadsden flag patch does NOT violate school policy ✊


Hour 2

What a headline! Germany dismantles wind farm so it can expand coal mine after shutting down last nuclear plants

Burger King has been hit with a class-action lawsuit claiming it made its Whopper appear larger than it really is

Fan allegedly smuggles gun under her belly fat into White Sox game, accidentally shoots herself and another woman

Climate warriors enraged as Martha Stewart uses piece of iceberg to chill her cocktail 😂

Warnock’s Church Resumes Evictions From Low-Income Apartment Building as It Enriches the Senator

Over 1,600 Scientists and Professionals Sign ‘No Climate Emergency’ Declaration

Maine Hospital Fired Nurses for Refusing COVID Shots—Now It’s Begging Them to Come Back

Oregon Residents Now Regret Decriminalizing Hard Drugs


Hour 3

I tried to warn conservatives about the American Stasi. They ignored me

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Daily Show Prep: Wed, Sept. 20

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Tucker’s Remarks in Hungary Nail the Uniparty

Kinzinger Laughs That ‘MAGAS Lost Their Richmond Singing Hero,’ but Oliver Anthony’s Knocking Him, Too

Oliver Anthony Facebooked even MORE clarification on the politics surrounding his hit song

Trump Spokeswoman Declares, ‘The Mugshot Was Probably One Of the Best Things That Ever Happened To Him’

August 2023 National Poll: Trump Debate Snub May Open Door for Other Candidates

DeSantis, Ramaswamy See Fundraising Surge After GOP Debate

Trump raised $7.1 million after Georgia booking, mugshot


Hour 2

RNC Passes Powerful ‘Return to Excellence in American Voting’ Resolution, Demands Election Security

UPDATE: Unvaxxed Canadian woman denied lifesaving organ transplant has died

Paper straws found to contain potentially toxic chemicals which pose threat to humans, animals, the environment

CNN Hacks Slam DeSantis Over Jacksonville Shooting, but Text Messages Bust Reporter’s Misleading Framing


Hour 3

Zelensky Says He Won’t Hold Elections Unless U.S. and EU Pay for Them

WATCH: In Explosive Video, Viktor Shokin Says Poroshenko Told Him Joe Biden Was Behind His Firing