Daily Show Prep: Monday, Nov. 13

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Nov. 13

by | Nov 13, 2023 | Blog, Daily Show Prep

Hour 1

Tim Scott Suspends Presidential Campaign in Surprise Announcement

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/11/13/no-labels-movement-to-hold-convention-to-nominate-candidate-for-president/

‘QAnon Shaman’ Plans to Run for Congress in Ariz. as Libertarian

Secret Service Opens Fire on Carjackers While Clubbing w/ Biden Granddaughter

Las Vegas Teen Beaten to Death by Mob of 15 After Standing Up for Smaller Friend

Luxury EV Manufacturer Loses $227,000 On Each Car It Sells

Electric vehicles see value depreciate by nearly 50% in five-year span: Report

Tesla Cybertruck Tri-Motor’s Rumored $98,990 Price Causes People To Cancel Reservations

WATCH: Megan Rapinoe says going out with no-contact injury in her final soccer game is “proof that there isn’t” a God

Hour 2

So we just discovered “vampire viruses.” That is apparently a thing now. Cool.

Tragic: 15-Month-Old Girl Dies from Organ Failure and Cardiac Arrest Two Days After Receiving Three Vaccines During Routine Visit
Tragic: 15-Month-Old Girl Dies from Organ Failure and Cardiac Arrest Two Days After Receiving Three Vaccines During Routine Visit

UK infant Indi Gregory dies amid legal battle with British government over treatment options

Researchers discover ‘kill switch’ that causes cancer cells to self-destruct in possible medical breakthrough

An astronaut on the ISS dropped his tool bag on a space walk so now you can see it in orbit with binoculars. Check out the NASA pic. 😂

Michigan Republican lawmakers introduce articles of impeachment against AG Dana Nessel

Education Freedom Report Card

WA Judge Rules That Car Manufacturers Can Legally Store Your Texts and Phone Calls Without Explicit Permission

WaPo Claims Top Ukrainian Official Coordinated Nord Stream Pipeline Attack

Hour 3

Big Tech Censorship Is 20x Worse for Conservatives

PHOTOS OF WHITE HOUSE COCAINE REVEALED, ALONG WITH DETAILS OF INVESTIGATION 👀

Immigration Process So Bad, Some Illegal Immigrants Are Saying ‘Enough’ and Heading Home

At Notre Dame, Documents Suggest a ‘Concerted Effort’ to Oust a Professor Over Her Views on Abortion

Far-Left, Feminist Outlet ‘Jezebel’ Shuts Down After 16 Years

Influence Peddling? Over 200 US Universities Received Billions in ‘Undocumented Contributions from Foreign Governments’: Report

Daily Show Prep: Wed, Sept. 20

Daily Show Prep: Wed, Sept. 20

by | Sep 20, 2023 | Blog, Daily Show Prep

Hour 1

Louisiana trucker wins right to display flag saying, ‘F* Biden and f* you for voting for him,’ after town tries to stop him

UAW Union Rejects 21% Pay Hike, Demands 4 Day Work Week

UAW Strike Expands to 4th Plant, in Alabama

Forget Subway’s Tunagate … It’s time for Starbuck’s Fruitgate! New lawsuit says chain’s fruit drinks lack fruit.

Joe Biden uses executive powers to bypass the House and Constitution, launches the AMERICAN CLIMATE CORPS

Zelensky Lectures The World About Climate Change, Tries New Tactic For Increased Aid

New Mexico State Republicans Are Moving Forward With Their Plan to Impeach Governor

New AIDS Memorial Sculpture is Butt(hole) of Local Jokes.

Hour 2

Actor James Woods Scuffles With JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon on X in His Usual Amusing Way

The CDC is trying to convince healthcare workers that surgical masks are just as good as N95s and they are having none of it

‘Body Positivity’ Is Literally Killing People, Science Finds

Asteroid hit by NASA’s DART spacecraft is behaving unexpectedly, high school class discovers

NASA predicts large asteroid could smash into Earth in 159 years

Battery Scientists Claim Breakthrough, 10-Minute Fast Charging For 1,500 Cycles

Hour 3

Interview: Clifton French

Brandywine teachers/activists team up with actual Antifa member to intimidate opponents, journalists

Mollie Hemingway translates AG Garland’s claim that he’s ‘not the president’s lawyer’

Feds thwarted probe into possible ‘criminal violations’ involving 2020 Biden campaign, agents say

Cracking Coalition? Polish President Duda Snubs Zelensky at U.N., Calls Ukraine a ‘Drowning Man’

Black Lives Matter Protests Led To 11.5% Increase In Murders, Thousands Of Additional Deaths, Study Shows

Daily Show Prep: Wed, Aug. 23

Daily Show Prep: Wed, Aug. 23

by | Aug 24, 2023 | Blog, Daily Show Prep

Hour 1

Library promotes book to kids about anal sex, adult sex apps, eating poop, more

Man removed from Fort Worth ISD board meeting while reading book pulled from shelves

Russian Wagner Group warlord Prigozhin was on plane that crashed, killing 10, officials say

Modelo topples Bud Light to become America’s best-selling beer for the year

Hour 2

Family Criminally Charged After Turning In 178 Tons of Recyclable Cans and Bottles – California Didn’t Like This

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/08/jack-smith-ends-dc-grand-jury-investigating-trumps/

India nails lunar landing, becoming first nation to park a spacecraft on moon’s south pole

Disney fan site says ‘climate change’ is causing less attendance at parks, ignores price jumps

No Charges for Mich. Hero Who Shot at Would-Be Robber While Holding 6-Pack

Hour 3

Trump PAC Trolls GOP Debate w/ ‘Vice Presidential Debate 2024’

Names of Maui’s 1,000+ missing to be released by FBI later this week

CNN Pummeled for Praising Biden’s Performance at ‘Evil’ and ‘Vile’ Maui Visit

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Aug. 7

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Aug. 7

by | Aug 7, 2023 | Blog, Daily Show Prep

Hour 1

Here’s how much time the network Sunday shows devoted to the Devon Archer transcript

Biden has officially passed 365 days of vacation since taking office 2.5 years ago. People have thoughts.

Democrats are seeing a massive drop-off in funding as reality kicks in and enthusiasm wanes over Grandpa Joe

Police investigating 7-Eleven workers who thrashed alleged repeat robber

74-year-old Wisconsin teacher faces over 600 years in prison after being convicted of 25 counts sexual abuse on 14-year-old boy

Hour 2

GOP Council Candidate’s tires slashed outside home

Rep. Jim Jordan drops a Facebook Files thread showing ‘FBI lied about meeting with Big Tech’

Sharyl Attkisson serves Mike Pence a nice refreshing glass of STFU juice for playing up his VICTIM status

Hour 3

Nearly 70 Republicans press Biden admin over crackdown on school hunting, archery programs

Biden Mulls Exec Order End Run of 2A as House Dems Push 1,000% Excise Tax on ‘Assault Weapons,’ High-Capacity Mags

Heart Scarring Observed in Children Months After COVID-19 Vaccination: Study

White House Under Fire over ‘Disturbing’ Plot to Muzzle Journalists

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

by | May 25, 2023 | Blog, Daily Show Prep

Hour 1

Tina Turner: legendary rock’n’roll singer dies aged 83

No one is reporting what Ron DeSantis actually said in his 2024 announcement last night cuz they want to make fun of him for crashing Twitter, so here are some highlights

House Republican Pushes to Fine Schiff $16M for Russia Hoax Lies

Fox News Unleashes Layoffs amid Tumbling Viewership, Tucker’s Exit

Calif. Bans Skittles Due to Health Concerns, Still Allows Child Sex Changes

EXC: CPAC Treasurer Resigns Alleging ‘Cancer in Organization Metastasizing for Years’.

Kansas’s Racist Democrat Gov. Slammed for Axing Underground Railroad Restoration

Bill Gates was having affair with Russian woman, Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him using it

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6/10 not bad Bill. She gets +1 for being Russian.

San Francisco mayor forced to abandon public safety meeting after protester throws brick

Michigan Man Gets Community Service for Shooting Anti-Abortion Campaigner

Target’s market value has dropped $9 billion in one week. Check out the leaked email the company sent employees.

Target CEO Defends ‘Tuck-Friendly’ Trans Products in Stores

Target Pulls Some LGBT Items, Claims Threats after Panic over Boycotts

Target, Facing Backlash, Pulls LGBT Pride Items by Satanist Designer

Drag queen Pattie Gonia says ‘come out’ in North Face ‘Summer of Pride’ ad

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing

House Judiciary Threatens MLB’s Anti-Trust Exemption for Pushing Radical LGBT Agenda

Transgender Disc Golfer Wins Women’s Event in Virginia

Students Sue Prof. Who Forced Donations to Planned Parenthood

Hour 2

Indiana counselor sues after being fired over criticism of transgender pronouns

BREAKING: LGBT Pride ‘Youth Carnival’ Bars Parents From Attending

Men’s Health says men might be “gynosexual” if they are attracted to women. Or, you know, just normal men.

“Look how quickly the media freaks out about losing just a tiny part of the narrative™ machine.” These are all REAL headlines from mainstream media outlets!

More Details Revealed about IRS Targeting Twitter Files Reporter

Hour 3

Hunter Biden investigation: Second IRS whistleblower claims retaliation

Black Lives Matter Hemorrhaged Cash in 2022, Tax Documents Show

Karine Jean-Pierre Showered With Receipts After Blatant Lie on Biden and the Debt Ceiling

Disturbing video shows machete-wielding NYC professor Shellyne Rodriguez chase Post staffers down street

Shellyne Rodriguez, NYC college professor who threatened Post reporter with machete, is fired as her lawsuit against NYPD emerges