Daily Show Prep: Thursday, April 13

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, April 13

Hour 1

Arrest made in SF killing of Bob Lee — tech exec’s alleged killer also worked in tech

FBI arrests 21-year-old Air National Guardsman suspected of leaking classified documents


Hour 2

Joe Biden picked a really weird thing to lie about in incoherent response to Irish kid’s question

Biden Insults the British, Makes Bizarre Comment About Pentagon Leaks, and Ticks Off a Dog in Ireland

Pelosi Accuses Fellow Dems of Sexism for Calling on Senile Senator To Resign

FLASHBACK: Colleagues Say Sen. Feinstein May Be ‘Mentally Unfit To Serve’

That’s a full year ago.

Arnold Schwarzenegger went viral for filling in a pothole … turns out it was an active service trench 😭

WATCH: NEW NETFLIX DOC SWEARS CLEOPATRA WAS BLACK DESPITE NEARLY ALL HISTORICAL EVIDENCE


Hour 3

CDC “behavior change” project targeted vaccine critics, was funded by Pfizer and New York “Misinformation Response Unit”

https://summit.news/2023/04/13/study-finds-no-evidence-face-masks-protect-vulnerable-against-covid/

“IT WAS A MISTAKE”: ANHEUSER-BUSCH HAS SETTLED ON THEIR SCAPEGOAT FOR THE GINORMOUS BUD LIGHT F*CK UP

Daily Show Prep: Monday, April 3

Daily Show Prep: Monday, April 3

Hour 1

‘That’s A Blatant Lie’: Rubio Slams Kirby For Claiming Spy Balloon Was For Weather

Chinese spy balloon gathered intelligence from sensitive U.S. military sites, despite U.S. efforts to block it

Here’s More Evidence of Joe Biden Lying His Head off About the Chinese Spy Balloon

WWE agrees to merge with UFC to create a new company run by Ari Emanuel and Vince McMahon

Asa Hutchinson announces presidential bid, says Trump should withdraw from race

Who?

It Sure Sounds Like Manchin Is Running as He Rips Biden’s Political Agenda to Shreds

Oil Surges In Early Trading After OPEC+ Surprise ‘Unipolar World’-Challenging Production Cut

Gas prices could hit $4 a gallon after OPEC production cut

McDonald’s Shuts US Offices, Prepares Layoff Notices: Report


Hour 2

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/04/03/south-bend-yard-waste-season-begins/

Indiana Dept of Workforce Development demanding people repay thousands of dollars in unemployment benefits

California police union executive director ran fentanyl operation from home: feds

‘Age Is A Number’: Gender Clinic Offered Puberty Blockers To Kids As Young As 8, Surgery Referrals At 14, Records Show

Dem-Linked Dark Money Group Is Masquerading As A Newspaper To Influence Pivotal Court Race

FLASHBACK:

Build-A-Bear Unveils Drag Queen Teddy Bear

Hour 3

Detroit Reporter Calls for the Trump Investigation Treatment of Michigan’s Gov Whitmer

76% of Americans says politics played a role in Trump indictment, CNN poll says

Madonna announces new concert in Nashville to raise money for ‘trans rights’ groups, not victims of Christian school massacre

https://summit.news/2023/04/03/same-week-of-mass-shooting-democrat-whip-posts-meme-of-ak-47-targeting-transphobes/

Daily Show Prep: Monday, April 3

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, March 22

Hour 1

Trump grand jury hearing canceled ahead of possible indictment: reports

‘Game-Changer’ Costello Testimony May Have Sunk Manhattan DA’s Case Against Trump, Dershowitz Says

Trump wants to be handcuffed for court appearance in Stormy Daniels case, sources say

Multiple NHL teams have opted out of ‘Pride Night’ jerseys, as resistance grows despite media pressure

JOE BIDEN TRIES AND FAILS TO RECITE A POEM


Hour 2

This Terrifying Brazilian Island Has the Highest Concentration of Venomous Snakes Anywhere in the World

Hitler’s Basic Principles

These principles are abstracted from Jowett & O’Donnell.

  • Avoid abstract ideas – appeal to the emotions.
  • Constantly repeat just a few ideas. Use stereotyped phrases.
  • Give only one side of the argument.
  • Continuously criticize your opponents.
  • Pick out one special “enemy” for special vilification.

Stanford Diversity Dean Who Derailed Law School Speaker Event Placed On Leave

Ukrainian commander makes huge admission about condition of country’s armed forces after a year of war

Nevada governor slams Biden for locking up mineral-rich land in new monuments


Hour 3

So many journos were hoping to cover a pro-Trump riot in NYC it turned into that Spiderman meme

Remember Obama’s death panels? Medicare now using AI algorithms to deny coverage to people deemed expendable

BREAKING: Confidential Pfizer Documents Reveal Pharmaceutical Giant Had ‘Evidence’ Suggesting ‘Increased Risk of Myocarditis’ Following COVID-19 Vaccinations in Early 2022

Daily Show Prep: Monday, April 3

Daily Show Prep: Wed, March 15

Hour 1

Biden Admin’s Banking Busts

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/mint-mobile-sells-to-t-mobile-in-1-3-billion-deal-ryan-reynolds-gets-rich/

Hour 2

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/cocaine-cat-in-rehab-at-cincy-zoo/

Biden Budget Chief Won’t Say How Much Tax Is ‘Fair Share’ for the Wealthy

Poll: Most Want to Designate Mexican Cartels as Terrorist Organizations

TIGER WOODS TO ERICA HERMAN YOU’RE NO SEXUAL ABUSE VICTIM … Just ‘Jilted Ex-Girlfriend’


Hour 3

Here Are the Details of Biden’s New Executive Order on Guns

President Joe Biden issues executive order that will expand background checks on gun sales

Are Biden’s executive actions a “home run” for gun control, or a swing-and-a-miss?

https://headlineusa.com/michigan-democrats-are-preparing-an-11-bill-gun-grab/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=michigan-democrats-are-preparing-an-11-bill-gun-grab

No, Joe Biden Didn’t Support Gay Marriage In High School

No, Joe Biden Didn’t Support Gay Marriage In High School

Former Vice President Joe Biden sat down with an interview for The Daily Show with Kal Penn. During that interview, he claimed he saw two men openly kiss each other when he was in high school as his dad dropped him off somewhere. I’m not going to challenge the notion of two openly gay guys kissing each other in public in the 1950s because it isn’t really relevant.

Penn asked Biden about his evolution on marriage equality (which used to mean something completely different).

“I can remember exactly when my epiphany was.

“I hadn’t thought much about it, to tell you the truth. And I was a senior in high school. And my dad was dropping me off and I was about to get out of the car and I looked to my right and two well-dressed men in suits kissed each other. I mean, they gave each other a kiss. And then one went, looked like he was headed to the Dupont building, one looked like he was going to the Hercules Corporation building.”

-Joe Biden 2023 – The Daily Show

Biden then offers up his dad’s take on the kiss:

“And I’ll never forget, I turned and looked at my dad, he said, Joe, it is simple. They love each other. It is simple. I’m not joking. It is simple. They love each other. And it has never been — it has never been — it is just that simple. It doesn’t matter whether it is same-sex or heterosexual couple. You should be able to be married.”

This isn’t the first time Biden has told this story. It has always been received with skepticism in years past.

Joe Biden Townhall Story About Men Kissing Is Made Up – 2020

Biden openly opposed gay marriage his entire Senate career. He even quipped that gay people working in government were a security risk.

Here’s him opposing it in 2006 on Meet The Press.

Joe Biden opposed gay marriage in 2006.

The first time we have Biden coming out and even tacitly supporting gay marriage was on Meet The Press in 2012. David Gregory even opened up the line of questioning by saying:

“He’s (Obama) opposed to it. You’re opposed to it. Have your views evolved?”

Joe Biden on Meet The Press, May 2012

The idea that Biden supported gay marriage his whole life and political career is a lie. If he had those views, he lied about them and betrayed gay people his entire Senate career. It’s far more likely that Biden is doing what Biden always does … lies for political pandering and expediency.

If Kal Penn had any integrity, he’d call him out on his lie. He didn’t.