Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Feb. 8

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Feb. 8

Hour 1

FLASHBACK: FBI director: Hillary broke the law, but she won’t be prosecuted for it

TODAY: Special counsel won’t charge Biden for his handling of classified docs, despite evidence he ‘willfully retained’ materials

But they’ll charge Trump when he had the legal authority to possess those documents.


Hour 2

An Indiana senator tweeted four words about the ‘dead’ border bill. It didn’t go over well

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/illegal-invaders-staying-at-500-night-times-square-hotel-are-trashing-rooms-drinking-all-day-smoking-marijuana-and-having-sex-in-the-stairwell/

Biden Accidentally Proves He CAN Secure the Border Threatening to Make it Worse if Repubs Don’t Cooperate

Jennifer Van Laar OWNS Talking Heads Trying to Take Credit for Ronna McDaniels in Straight-FIRE Thread

WATCH: Biological Males Dominate Women’s College Volleyball Game While The Girls Get To Sit On The Bench

Welp, looks like journalism is illegal in Europe. Come read the details on this one.


Hour 3

Interview: Rep. Jim Banks

Justin Trudeau on opposition leader Pierre Poilievre: “What he is proposing to do is to make Canada great again; that is not what Canadians want” 🤔

Canada: NDP-Proposed Speech Law Calls to Jail Those That Praise Fossil Fuels

Why do you think a Kentucky judge gave no jail time to a transgender daycare worker who sexually abused a baby?

Nikki Haley Fumes Over Nevada Primary Loss, Says Trump ‘Rigged’ the Election

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Dec. 14

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Dec. 14

Hour 1

BOSTON MAYOR PLANS “NO WHITES ALLOWED” CHRISTMAS PARTY, ACCIDENTLY SENDS THE INVITE TO WHITE PEOPLE

Dem Rep Refuses To Say Whether He Agrees Or Not With State Department’s Terror Designation Of Hamas

The Next ‘Rich Men North of Richmond’? New Country Singer’s Anti-Woke Song Gets Him Banished from Venue

$15M Jury Award to Doctor Who Claimed Anti-Male Bias in University Finding He Had Committed Sexual Assault


Hour 2

Jon talks about phalluses.

FLASHBACK: BIDEN SAID PEOPLE WHO DEFY JAN. 6 COMMITTEE SUBPOENAS SHOULD BE HELD ‘CRIMINALLY’ ACCOUNTABLE

DOJ to Charge Another Jan. 6 Journalist for Documenting Events on Capitol Hill

House Votes to Formalize Impeachment Inquiry into President Joe Biden

WH Admits Knowledge of Hunter Biden’s Plan to Defy Subpoena

Biden Calls Impeachment Inquiry Baseless GOP Stunt, Laughably Demands Lawmakers Focus on Border Instead

WATCH: EXTREMISTS ARE ATTACKING CHRISTMAS TREES NOW, IN THE NAME OF SAVING THE CLIMATE

Blue state Dems introduce law that could jail people for using gas powered lawnmowers

New Mexico AG Sues Meta over Facebook/Instagram Pedophile Rings


Hour 3

Existing Home Sales on Track for Worst Year Since at Least 2008

Trump Demands Action After 20 Percent of Mail-in Voters Admit to Fraud in 2020 Election Survey

Sen Ron Johnson gets the last word after Kaitlan Collins sets him up in ambush-style interview

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Oct. 23

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Oct. 23

Hour 1

NYT’s Goldberg: ‘Understandable’ Why People Blamed Israel for Hospital, Israel Damaged Its Credibility

Off-duty pilot charged with 83 counts of attempted murder for allegedly trying to shut off engines on Alaska Airlines flight

50 Cent Tells Joe Biden to ‘Get the F**k Up’ from Beach Vacation Amid Israel Turmoil

FLASHBACK: Chelsea Handler bullied 50 Cent into renouncing his support for Trump

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Americans Are Burning Through Savings To Keep Biden’s Economy Afloat, Experts Say


Hour 2

Southern Poverty Law Center says “anti-Blackness” killed man who CHOKED A COP while yelling “YEAH B****!” after driving 100 mph 🤡

Dem Election Clerk Admits she Wasn’t Following Mail-In-Ballot Laws


Hour 3

September home sales drop to the lowest level since the foreclosure crisis

15 U.S. House Members, 5 Senators Won’t Seek Reelection in 2024

Nine Republicans Formally Vie for Speakership, Some Gearing Up for Future Rounds

Byron Donalds Gains in Speaker Race, Vows to Release J6 Tapes

Whitmer Kidnap Inmates Prevented from Talking to Lawyers or Accessing Court Records

Affordable Care Act provisions codified under Michigan law by Gov. Whitmer as a hedge against repeal

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Israel removes Greta Thunberg from school curriculum over anti-Israel post.

‘F*** JEWS:’ Antisemites Vandalize the Office of Bari Weiss’s Media Outlet.

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Oct. 10

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Oct. 10

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/gaza-missile-lands-in-gaza-kills-muslim/
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/40-babies-some-beheaded-found-by-israeli-soldiers/

PORN STARTLET GETS CANCELLED FROM NUDIE MAG, MUSHROOM COMPANY OVER OFFENSIVE PRO-HAMAS TWEETS

FLASHBACK: ISIS threatened to kill porn star Mia Khalifa for having sex in hijab

‘MOST FAMOUS RABBI IN AMERICA’ CALLS OUT CORY BOOKER’S ALLEGED SUPPORT OF ISRAEL: ‘YOU VOTED TO GIVE IRAN $150 BILLION’

Downlow Brother? Frank Biden’s Nudes Exposed in Gay Dating Site

Nebraska Man Gets 2-Year Sentence for Gun Charge Similar to Hunter Biden’s

SCOTUS Refuses to Hear Case Where Pa. County Found Flaws in Voting Machines

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/10/06/indiana-university-professor-arrested-in-human-trafficking-operation/

BOLT IT UP Drivers left devastated after General Motors confirms a popular car brand will be discontinued by the end of the year

Domino’s announces new “Emergency Pizza” promotion for those times when you really REALLY need a pizza at the last minute

Ex-CIA Director Michael Hayden Calls For Assassination Of GOP Senator

Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 24

Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 24

Hour 1

Body found in water near Obama mansion in Martha’s Vineyard, Daily Mail reports 911 call came from their home

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/elon-musk-files-to-subpoena-elizabeth-warren/

AI is taking over the world, and now “scientists have witnessed metal healing itself for the first time, without any human intervention.” I think I can see where this is heading y’all.

This new app helps shoppers identify woke brands to avoid

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/devon-archer-set-to-blow-up-biden-crime-family/

NBC Ratioed Into Next Week for Hot Take on Family Being One of Biden’s ‘Greatest Strengths’

Twitter Killer or Clone? Threads App Sees Gargantuan Drop in Engagement

STEM Students Troll Woke LGBT Survey — Researchers Blame ‘Rise Of Online Fascism’

Biden Admin. Awards Soros-Backed Puerto Rican Group $2M to Study ‘Toxic Masculinities’


Hour 2

Interview: Rep. Jim Banks is running for Senate

7 Republican presidential candidates meet polling criteria for first RNC debate

FLASHBACK:

Radio Host DESTROYS Two Leftist Women On National Television

FBI Abused FISA to Spy on U.S. Senator, State Official and Judge

WATCH: Just Stop Oil got a taste of their own medicine when pranksters tied alarms to balloons to interrupt their banquet 👨‍🍳🤌


Hour 3

Nebraska sentences teen girl in first criminal abortion case. The Left is correct that it’s a travesty of justice, but not for the reason they think.

The Left’s Astounding, Utterly False Narrative About a Nebraska Mother Who Aborted Her 30-Week Baby

Real Journalists™ have a lot to learn from this frosh student journo who took down Stanford’s president

It’s NPR vs. NPR on ‘right-wing conspiracy theory’ about eating bugs