Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, July 31

Daily : , July 31

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Coronation Complete: Harris Sole Candidate to Qualify for DNC Roll Call

Report: Kamala Harris Will Hold First Rally With Running Mate Next Week After Announcement

Video: Megan Thee Stallion Performs Song About Her ‘Fat Pu**y’ at Kamala Harris Campaign Rally

Video of People Leaving Kamala Harris’ Rally DURING the Speech Indicates Many Weren’t There for HER

Olympians Fly In Emergency Eggs And Meat To Cope With ‘Vegan Olympics’

Aussie Swimming Star Slams ‘Ridiculous’ Woke Olympics Village Schemes, ‘Cost Her a Record’

Polish sports journalist dismissed from Olympics coverage for describing John Lennon’s “Imagine” as “a vision of communism”

Lennon’s “Imagine” has been described as “virtually ” by Lennon himself

This Texas school allows seniors to paint murals in their parking spots, but two students are being forced to paint over theirs 🤔


Hour 2

Terrorist Simps: Networks Whine About Israel Sending Terror Leaders to Hell

Officer fatally shoots armed man on Indiana college campus


Hour 3

Why does the FBI keep lying about the attempted assassination of Trump?

Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man’s backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)… and it started to bite his large intestine

Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 29

Daily : , July 29

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US debt reaches $35 trillion 🍾

Leaked text messages between Trump rally countersnipers show they were aware of shooter 90 MINUTES beforehand

New video shows building where Trump shooter was perched being surrounded by cops while Trump was allowed to remain on stage

Guess what is suggested when you try to Google Trump’s assassination attempt? That’s right, nothing.

CIA denies claims that Trump shooter was part of MKUltra mind control program (come see the comments)

Tech company pulls Olympics advertising after opening ceremony display many deem to be anti-Christian

The opening ceremony at the Olympics parodied the Last Supper with drag queens and an obese woman in an aureole

“Very Ballsy”: Eagle-Eyed Viewers Spot Performer’s “Scrotum” At Paris Olympics

The Olympic Village is already running out of meat and eggs because officials are pushing plant-based foods on the athletes 😬


Hour 2


Hour 3

On his way out, Biden is pushing Congress to impose term limits and “code of conduct” for Supreme Court

Harris Campaign Admits to Misleading Voters on Trump, Project 2025

The FBI confirmed that, yes, Trump was shot. But Blue Anon is still insisting that they need more evidence

Mayor Pete made the rounds this weekend to claim crime is down so let’s school him, shall we?

REPORT: 3 Suspected Palestinian Terror Suspects Caught After Illegally Crossing Border into California

Charges Dropped Against D.C. Rioters Who Assaulted Cops & Vandalized Property

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, March 28

Daily : , 28

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talks current political infighting because no one listens to him before season.

Indiana education officials propose new high school diplomas for students

SUB PAR ‘I will never submit,’ shopper cries after major grocery chain CEO rolled out new ‘intrusive’ way to check your receipt


Hour 2

Casey solves timezone

BREAKING NEWS: Fort Wayne Mayor Tom Henry in hospice care following cancer diagnosis

Pennsylvania: Court Rules in Favor of Signature Verification for Mail-In Voting

US changes how it categorizes people by race and ethnicity; first revision in 27 years

Stores pull Cadbury “Gesture Eggs” promo after some genius removed the word “Easter” and caused public outcry


Hour 3

Palisades nuclear plant gets $1.5B federal loan in bid to reopen, a national first

There Was Very Little Pete Buttigieg Was Able to Tell Us About Bridge Collapse

If It Ain’t Woke, Don’t Fix It: Biden Urged To Use Baltimore Bridge Rebuild For Race Reparations

Leader of Princeton’s “queer alumni club” arrested on charges of child pornography

Biden To Visit NYC For Record-Shattering Celeb Fundraiser Same Day Trump Honors Fallen Cop

Governor Holcomb Issues Executive Order to Prepare for Solar Eclipse

It’s Official: Nobody Wants to Read About President Zero

Daily Show Prep: Wed, Sept. 13

Daily : Wed, Sept. 13

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Mitt Romney Declines to Run for Reelection

Inflation Surges Above Expectations Despite Fed’s Rate Hikes

Oliver Anthony pulled off on the side of the road to cancel a show because the ticket prices were too high

Big Changes Ahead at McDonald’s: Bids Farewell to Chain Staple


Hour 2

LYFT’S NEW FEATURE LETS (ONLY) WOMEN AND NON-BINARY RIDERS REQUEST THEIR DRIVER’S GENDER

‘Alien’ bodies with three-fingered hands, ‘unknown DNA and eggs inside’ are presented by UFO expert at Mexican congress – with the ‘non-humans’ found in Peru said to be 1,000 years old

Sudafed, Benadryl and most decongestants don’t work: FDA advisory panel

Even Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg Can’t Find a Reliable EV Charger

Energy Secretary Granholm’s Electric Roadtrip Runs Into Problems

Lobbyists for CCP-tied EV company funneled cash to Democrats after filing as foreign agents


Hour 3

The White House is sending a letter to news outlets instructing them to “ramp up scrutiny” of Biden impeachment inquiry

The legacy media is turning on Joe Biden. Check out WaPo today.

BOB GOOD: Kevin of ‘ With Conditions for Speaker

Conservatives Want McCarthy to Press Charges as Insurrectionists Invade Office

Missouri AG launches investigation into Liberty Safe

Show : Wed, . 28

House GOP begins impeachment against IRS chief – Washington Times

Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chairman Jason Chaffetz began the impeachment process against IRS Commissioner John Koskinen on Tuesday, accusing him of misleading the public and destroying documents that were sought under congressional subpoena.

Sicko Jared bragged about child sex on secret recordings | New York Post

Disgraced Subway pitchman Jared Fogle was caught on secretly recorded audio tapes boasting of his sick attraction to children — and said he wanted to travel “across the world” to fulfill his desires.

Why “5+5+5=15” is wrong under Common Core – Business Insider

If you answer the question with 5+5+5=15, you would be wrong.

US troops heading back to combat in Iraq AND Syria | RedState

The third and final “R” is raids, signaling that we won’t hold back from supporting capable partners opportunistic attacks against ISIL, or conducting such missions directly, whether by strikes from the air or direct action on the ground. Last week’s rescue operation was led by Iraqi Kurdish forces, with U.S. advisers in support. One of those U.S. accompanying advisors, Master Sergeant Joshua Wheeler, heroically acted to ensure the overall success of the mission and lost his life in the process. The death of any service member is a tragedy, and as I told his family and teammates this weekend, I offer my condolences to Master Sergeant Wheeler’s loved ones for loss. While our mission in Iraq is to train, advise, and assist our Iraqi partners, in situations such as that operation – where we have actionable intelligence and a capable partner force – we want to support our partners.

Denmark Punishes Woman for Fighting Against ISIS

A 22-year-old Danish-Kurdish woman fought against the terror group Isis in Iraq has had her passport confiscated by Danish authorities.

Scientists Claim High CO2 Levels Are Making People Dumber | The Daily Caller

“Data collected on nine nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarines indicate an average CO2 concentration of 3,500 ppm with a range of 0-10,600 ppm, and data collected on 10 nuclear-powered attack submarines indicate an average CO2 concentration of 4,100 ppm with a range of 300-11,300 ppm,” according to a 2007 National Research Council report on exposure issues facing submarine crews.

Kansas City Royals, MLB Broadcasters Kept Painful Secret From Starting Pitcher Until After Game 1 of World Series | TheBlaze.com

Edinson Volquez strode purposefully to the mound for Game 1 of the World Series on Tuesday night, apparently unaware his father had passed away hours earlier in the Dominican Republic.

Grocery Store Refuses to Sell Eggs to Minors Ahead of Halloween Due to ‘Safety Concerns’ | Video | TheBlaze.com

That’s . Minors will not be able to purchase eggs at Warehouse Market in Quakertown, Pennsylvania, until after November 1.

Republicans Nominate Paul Ryan for House Speaker

Behind closed doors and by secret ballot, 200 Republicans nominated Ryan for speaker. The only other competitor, Rep. Daniel Webster, R-., received 43 votes, mostly from members of the conservative House Freedom Caucus.

SLEEP Is Racist Now, Scientists Assure America

Scientists have determined that sleep is the latest thing to be .

Feminist Freshman: The Word ‘Too’ has Ravaged Women Long Enough | Truth Revolt

We should call on both genders to cut the word too from their vocabulary when discussing women. If we ever want an end to the way females are put in boxes, this is the beginning of an important and tumultuous journey ahead.

Student Told He Can’t Wear Halloween Costume Because It Appropriates HIS OWN CULTURE – Progressives Today

Joshua Sewerynek, a ninth grade at St. Thomas Aquinas Secondary School, planned to dress up as part of a mariachi band with his friends. The school, however, stated the Colombian student’s costume is “very ” and would not be allowed because “culture is not a costume.”

WALMART Israeli soldier costume for children sparks outrage…

“Might as well sell a Hitler outfit for children as well!”