Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, July 9

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Why is the White House out here telling us that Biden will soon be holding a “big boy” press conference?

Campaign crisis: Dems who have called for Biden to drop out or raised concerns about his health

Back in 2022, Biden skipped an “early evening” meeting with world leaders at the G7 Summit because he needed to go to bed

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Hour 2

California Democrats ‘Water Down’ Sex Trafficking Bill. Good.

House Oversight Chairman Calls Out White House Physician’s Alleged Connection To Biden Family ‘Peddling Scheme’

Lead, arsenic, and 14 other toxic metals found in tampons, study finds

Seven years ago climate scientists warned the Maldives were disappearing. Guess what?


Hour 3

Chicago’s mayor actually blamed Richard Nixon after more than 100 people were shot over the weekend

Trump Announces Plans To Reject CBDCs, Promote Free Speech in AI, Ban Government Censorship, and Defund Censorship Institutions

If You Were Duped On Biden’s Cognitive Decline, You’re Too Dumb To Be A Journalist

Vox claims Big Meat uses universities to trick Americans into eating meat 😂

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Hour 1

FLASHBACK:

Color Me Shocked: Special Counsel Admits to FBI Tampering of Mar-a-Lago Documents

Rep. Lauren Boebert wins GOP primary after switching Colorado districts; Hurd, Crank also notch wins

Fire-alarm lover Jamaal Bowman lost his expensive primary last night and seemed a bit … unstable during his concession speech

Supreme Court tosses case that would prevent government from coercing social media to censor people. Check out Alito’s outraged dissent.


Hour 2

VIDEO: We now have living robot skin that can smile. Let the nightmares begin!

Rep. Banks tells Speaker Johnson House GOP should support Bannon legal defense

WaPo says “we’ve been accidentally cooling the planet … while warming it” … I’ve done my best to translate the clown speak for ya 🥴

Saying “good morning” is racist now, according to this woman


Hour 3

WikiLeaks’ Assange pleads guilty to publishing US military secrets in deal that secures his freedom

FLASHBACK:

Julian Assange ‘phoned the White House to warn of risk to lives’ over Wikileaks release

He added: “ can describe this chapter of the case as , lies and more lies.”

Mr Summers said WikiLeaks had begun redacting 250,000 documents November 2010, working with media partners around the .

He added: “That process involved the US government and feeding suggested redactions to the media.

“Knowing the US government was involved in the redaction process, can it be in any way said the request represents a or accurate representation of occurred?”

Mr Summers blamed the leaks on a 2011 book from The newspaper about WikiLeaks, which contained a 58-key password.

18 revelations from Wikileaks’ hacked Clinton emails

Daily Show Prep: Monday, June 17

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https://www.summitcitycomedy.com/events/95229

Indiana Cop Used Facial Recognition Scans To Preform Non-Work-Related Searches


Hour 2

Libs say Obama DIDN’T unfreeze Joe Biden and guide him offstage this weekend. Stop trusting your eyes, fam!

Should pistachio ice cream have actual pistachios in it? A lawsuit against Cold Stone Creamery says, yes.

Scientists discover continent that had been missing for 375 years


Hour 3

Jussie Smollett Part Deux: Texas Political Candidate Arrested for Faking Hate Crimes to Smear Opponent

Chick-fil-A’s Brilliant Kids Summer Camp Initiative Attacked by Hateful Critics Threatening to Report Company to the Government

US judge blocks Biden Title IX rules, says ‘sex,’ ‘gender identity’ not the same thing

Newspaper to Continue Publishing Trans Shooters’ Writings after Bizarre Contempt Hearing

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, July 9

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Multiple Democrats Arrested, Charged for Unlawful Possession of Absentee Ballots During Election

BREAKING: Biden’s Ghostwriter Admits Deleting Evidence BECAUSE of Special Counsel Investigation.


Hour 2

Interview: Donald Rainwater is running for governor of Indiana as the Libertarian candidate

DOJ memo says Garland cannot be prosecuted for contempt over Biden-Hur audio


Hour 3

Indiana’s GOP-Run Government Is Paying A Contractor For ‘Pipeline’ Of Communist Chinese Businesses

IEDC nabs approval to ‘repurpose’ $88M for LEAP, fill ‘holes’ in land ownership

BREAKING: Feds Fomented Plot to Shoot up ‘Bad Bunny’ Concert and Spark Race War

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, July 9

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Attorney Destroys Prosecution in Trump “Hush Money” Case on CNN

What in the absolute banana republic is happening in this court??

Trump denounces ‘kangaroo court’ as New York trial goes to the jury

REPORT: 8 Jurors ‘Definitely Hate Trump,’ & Hopes Hang on Just One.

Trump Slams Robert De Niro over Courthouse Tirade: ‘Looked So Pathetic and Sad’

1 found dead in Chase Bank that blew up on video. Here are the updates.

CHARGES AGAINST SCOTTIE DROPPED: Check out the newest footage of his arrest and see if you can guess why the cops want this to go away

Funding approved to replace Lawton Park bridge

Ohio lawmakers holding special session to ensure Biden’s on ballot

DNC Planning to Virtually Nominate Joe Biden Before Convention


Hour 2

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Bragg’s Team — With Judge’s Blessing — Argues Unproven Claim Trump Violated Federal Law In Lengthy Closing Argument

SCHOOL COUNSELOR IS HORRIFIED AT NEW TREND WHERE STUDENTS CLAIM THEIR PRONOUNS ARE “USA”

Study says “trans men” are going postmenopausal in their 20s: “95 per cent developed pelvic floor dysfunction”

Episcopal Church removes Saint George’s Cross, adds “Pride” colors on shield logo

Cracker Barrel is tanking under the new girlboss CEO but one lad thinks he knows how to turn it around

Planned Parenthood asks judge to expand exception to IN abortion ban


Hour 3

Moratorium on future solar projects will be drafted in LaPorte County

“Ilhan Omar misunderstanding Memorial Day is incredibly on brand”

7 stories you shouldn’t have missed over the weekend but probably did

U.S. Halts Gaza Aid Deliveries After Biden’s $320M ‘Floating Pier’ Begins Sinking

Nolte: Bidenflation Turned Fast Food into ‘Luxury’ for 78% of Americans