Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 19

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 19

Hour 1

Nolte: Doomed CNN Forced to ‘Dramatically’ Slash Anchor Salaries

Masked ‘Recovering Journo’ Shaming United for Plane Air Quality ACCIDENTALLY Funniest Post of the Day

The Atlantic Claims Rich People Leave Their Curtains Open to Torment the Poors ANNND Twitter Has Thoughts

Teen car wash worker has lemonade hurled at her, retaliates by spraying pressure hose at rude customer in viral video


Hour 2

The NYPD Has a ‘Dance’ Team and the Dancing COVID Nurses Would Like a Word

Biden admin reportedly doubling down on gas car crackdown

The Boom in Battery Metals for EVs Is Turning to Bust

Shutdown of Indiana oil refinery impacts gas prices with a 21 cent increase from last month

Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act, Meant To Counter China, Prompted Explosion in Chinese Battery Imports

SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY WHILE EXPERIMENTING WITH URINE: ‘WE CAN REUSE A VERY SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE COBALT’

FLASHBACK:

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Hour 3

The Internet Was Made for Nikki Haley’s Hilariously Unfortunate Wording in Her ’12 Fellas’ Post

Jill Biden gives SOTU invite to Texas woman who went to great lengths to kill her disabled unborn child

Kansas Man Speaks Out After He Was Wrongly Accused Of Being Suspected KC Parade Shooter: ‘I Just Want To Clear My Name’

Complete PARODY: Mollie Hemingway Calls NYT OUT for Praising Fani Willis’ DRESS (That Was on BACKWARD)

WOW: Victor Davis Hanson Rattles Off List of Biden’s Lies (Just in the Past WEEK)

Daily Show Prep: Friday, Feb. 9

Daily Show Prep: Friday, Feb. 9

Hour 1

Interview: Rep. Jake Teshka on the Indiana legislative session

Biden ghostwriter escapes special counsel charges despite deleting evidence

Biden Tells Dubious Reporter ‘the Press’ Aren’t Concerned About His Mental Fitness

Biden used private email and fake names for official business, shared White House comms with family

CNN’s Fact-Checker Spends 4 Minutes Shredding Lies Biden Told at His Disastrous Press Conference


Hour 3

Deadspin Sued Over False ‘Blackface’ Accusation

WATCH THIS SUPERINTENDENT SQUIRM WHEN A MOTHER EXPOSES THE SEXUALLY INAPPROPRIATE ASSIGNMENTS GIVEN TO MIDDLE SCHOOLERS

COLLEGE FORCED TO CANCEL BONDAGE CLASS FOR STUDENTS, TURNS OUT PARENTS FOUND IT OBJECTIONABLE

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Feb. 8

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Feb. 8

Hour 1

FLASHBACK: FBI director: Hillary broke the law, but she won’t be prosecuted for it

TODAY: Special counsel won’t charge Biden for his handling of classified docs, despite evidence he ‘willfully retained’ materials

But they’ll charge Trump when he had the legal authority to possess those documents.


Hour 2

An Indiana senator tweeted four words about the ‘dead’ border bill. It didn’t go over well

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/illegal-invaders-staying-at-500-night-times-square-hotel-are-trashing-rooms-drinking-all-day-smoking-marijuana-and-having-sex-in-the-stairwell/

Biden Accidentally Proves He CAN Secure the Border Threatening to Make it Worse if Repubs Don’t Cooperate

Jennifer Van Laar OWNS Talking Heads Trying to Take Credit for Ronna McDaniels in Straight-FIRE Thread

WATCH: Biological Males Dominate Women’s College Volleyball Game While The Girls Get To Sit On The Bench

Welp, looks like journalism is illegal in Europe. Come read the details on this one.


Hour 3

Interview: Rep. Jim Banks

Justin Trudeau on opposition leader Pierre Poilievre: “What he is proposing to do is to make Canada great again; that is not what Canadians want” 🤔

Canada: NDP-Proposed Speech Law Calls to Jail Those That Praise Fossil Fuels

Why do you think a Kentucky judge gave no jail time to a transgender daycare worker who sexually abused a baby?

Nikki Haley Fumes Over Nevada Primary Loss, Says Trump ‘Rigged’ the Election

Daily Show Prep: Friday, Feb. 9

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 5

Hour 1

House Leadership Declares Senate’s Border Bill ‘Dead on Arrival’ Amid Bipartisan Criticism

Trump says border deal is a ‘death wish’ for GOP

Blue State Doled Out Over $330 Million From COVID Funds To Illegal Immigrants

Let’s dive into this $118-billion flaming piece of garbage they call a bipartisan “border security” bill


Hour 2

Disney partners with Kleenex to make tissues gay

Ukraine-Russia war latest: Tucker Carlson was at Putin’s office, state media suggests as interview rumours swirl

Exclusive — Trump Campaign Tells Indiana Democrat John Rust to ‘Cease and Desist’ Using Trump’s Likeness in Ad Meant to ‘Deceive Voters’

Insider: Big Pharma Buys TV Ads to Own the News, Not Sell Meds


Hour 3

https://www.953mnc.com/2024/02/05/state-senate-approves-bill-would-implement-new-rules-regarding-kids-reading-abilities/

Fort Wayne businesses react to possibility of ‘Happy Hours’ returning to Indiana

Tracy Beanz Breaks Down SHOCKING Highlights from Florida Grand Jury COVID Accountability Report

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Jan. 30

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Jan. 30

Hour 1

BIDEN SPOX KIRBY LOSES IT ON REPORTER AT BRIEFING IN STUNNING EXCHANGE OVER BOMBINGS IN MIDDLE EAST

Trump Wins: Illinois Board of Elections Votes to Keep Trump on Primary Ballot

Pelosi Lobs Racist Comments to Protesters: ‘Go Back to China, Where You Came From’


Hour 2

HUGE: Guess how many workers UPS just laid off in the best economy ever?

Treasury Sec. Yellen Betrays Biden, Debunks Bogus Inflation Claims

Biden, Harris’s Smollett Solidarity Posts Resurface on Hoax Anniversary

WATCH: Biden’s Infuriating Comment Claiming He Doesn’t Have Power to Deal With Border Crisis

Dem claims the MAGA border agenda includes bombing Mexico, electrifying fences, building alligator moats – is anyone taking notes on this?? 🤔

Biden’s Illegal Immigration Failures: He Could Take Action but Refuses

This is the same law Trump used to limit migrants from terrorist countries.

Report: Al-Shabaab terrorist caught at border WAS RELEASED BY FEDS to roam freely across America FOR A YEAR

Mayorkas Calls Impeachment ‘Baseless’ in Smug, Deceitful Letter to Homeland Security Committee

House begins impeachment proceedings against DHS Secretary Mayorkas. Details on Republicans actually doing something here. 🤯


Hour 3

Parents of Soldier Killed in Jordan Say Biden Hasn’t Called Them

CONFIRMED: House Democrat Being Criminally Investigated Is ‘Squad’ Member Cori Bush

32-year-old blogger’s research forces Harvard Medical School affiliate to retract 6 papers, correct another 31

NSA Confirms Purchasing Data on American Citizens’ Internet Behavior, Circumventing the Need for Warrants