Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 29

Daily : , July 29

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US debt reaches $35 trillion 🍾

Leaked text messages between Trump rally countersnipers show they were aware of shooter 90 MINUTES beforehand

New video shows building where Trump shooter was perched being surrounded by cops while Trump was allowed to remain on stage

Guess what is suggested when you try to Google Trump’s assassination attempt? That’s right, nothing.

CIA denies claims that Trump shooter was part of MKUltra mind control program (come see the comments)

Tech company pulls Olympics advertising after opening ceremony display many deem to be anti-Christian

The opening ceremony at the Olympics parodied the Last Supper with drag queens and an obese woman in an aureole

“Very Ballsy”: Eagle-Eyed Viewers Spot Performer’s “Scrotum” At Paris Olympics

The Olympic Village is already running out of meat and eggs because officials are pushing plant-based foods on the athletes 😬


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On his way out, Biden is pushing Congress to impose term limits and “code of conduct” for Supreme Court

Harris Campaign Admits to Misleading Voters on Trump, Project 2025

The FBI confirmed that, yes, Trump was shot. But Blue Anon is still insisting that they need more evidence

Mayor Pete made the rounds this weekend to claim crime is down so let’s school him, shall we?

REPORT: 3 Suspected Palestinian Terror Suspects Caught After Illegally Crossing Border into California

Charges Dropped Against D.C. Rioters Who Assaulted Cops & Vandalized Property

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Watch this girl absolutely melt after she’s snubbed by President Biden

Biden’s big interview did NOT go well, and we have all the lowlights

Joe Biden Takes Jab At Donald Trump: “I’ll Beat Him Again In 2020” 🥴

Biden Incoherently Attempts to Make His Case to Stay in the Race on Morning Joe

Brace for Incoherent Venting! An Angry President Biden Called MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe’ and YIKES

Biden tells Democrats in Congress he’s staying in presidential race

‘Look Who’s Joining the Party’! NYT Decided It Was Time to Report Who Repeatedly Visited the WH

Trump offers ‘Sleepy Joe’ sage campaign advice amid calls to step aside – urges Biden to ‘ignore critics’


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petitions U.S. to evaluate ‘s party affiliation statute

Teachers’ Union President Gives Best Homeschooling Advertisement Of All Time

Walmart facing class-action lawsuit over ‘deceptive and unfair pricing practices’

House Dems launch united effort against election bill requiring voters prove citizenship

10% of illegal aliens admit they’re registered to vote: Heritage Foundation survey


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ACLU to seek prisoner release without “dramatic turnaround” in Allen County Jail population

Leaked notes show Biden gets detailed instructions on how to walk to podiums. Check out the reactions 😭

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, June 26

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Color Me Shocked: Special Counsel Admits to FBI Tampering of Mar-a-Lago Documents

Rep. Lauren Boebert wins GOP primary after switching Colorado districts; Hurd, Crank also notch wins

Fire-alarm lover Jamaal Bowman lost his expensive primary last night and seemed a bit … unstable during his concession speech

Supreme Court tosses case that would prevent government from coercing social media to censor people. Check out Alito’s outraged dissent.


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VIDEO: We now have living robot skin that can smile. Let the nightmares begin!

Rep. Banks tells Speaker Johnson House GOP should support Bannon legal defense

WaPo says “we’ve been accidentally cooling the planet … while warming it” … I’ve done my best to translate the clown speak for ya 🥴

Saying “good morning” is racist now, according to this woman


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WikiLeaks’ Assange pleads guilty to publishing US military secrets in deal that secures his freedom

FLASHBACK:

Julian Assange ‘phoned the White House to warn of risk to lives’ over Wikileaks release

He added: “You can describe this chapter of as lies, lies and lies.”

Mr Summers said WikiLeaks had begun redacting 250,000 leaked documents in November 2010, working with media partners around the .

He added: “That process involved the US government and state department feeding suggested redactions to the media.

“Knowing the US government was involved in the redaction process, can it be in any said the request represents a or accurate representation of what occurred?”

Mr Summers blamed the leaks on a 2011 book from newspaper about WikiLeaks, which contained a 58-key .

18 revelations from Wikileaks’ hacked Clinton emails

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, June 26

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Viral video shows Fort Wayne Police Department traffic stop shooting

“You’ve f***ed it up already”: The Democratic freakout over Jennifer McCormick’s pick for lieutenant governor

EXCLUSIVE: Criminal Referral Accuses DOJ’s Kristen Clarke of ‘Perjury,’ ‘False Statements’

Evansville named the rudest Midwest city in new study

San Francisco Wins Worst Run City Award – Again

Fort Wayne named one of 10 best-run cities in study


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Major Breakthrough Study Uncovers ‘Off Switch’ for Covid mRNA Shots

Bill Nye says extreme weather, record heat is ‘beginning of the new normal’

Declining Weather Disasters Prove Doomsters Wrong

Interview: Tim Cotton from the Libertarian Party

Retirement Nightmare! Hordes of Retired Americans May Need to Go Back to Work Just to Survive


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CNN Could Be Forced to Pay Upwards of $1 Billion from Defamation Suit from Tapper Show

Left-wing fact checker admits Trump never called Charlottesville neo-Nazis ‘very fine people’

little, too late.

Scientists Warn of Harmful Release from ‘Magic’ Sponges

Will Banning Nonalcoholic Beer Save the Children?

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, June 26

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Multiple Democrats Arrested, Charged for Unlawful Possession of Absentee Ballots During Election

BREAKING: Biden’s Ghostwriter Admits Deleting Evidence BECAUSE of Special Counsel Investigation.


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Interview: Donald Rainwater is running for governor of Indiana as the Libertarian candidate

DOJ memo says Garland cannot be prosecuted for contempt over Biden-Hur audio


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Indiana’s GOP-Run Government Is Paying A Contractor For ‘Pipeline’ Of Communist Chinese Businesses

IEDC nabs approval to ‘repurpose’ $88M for LEAP, fill ‘holes’ in land ownership

BREAKING: Feds Fomented Plot to Shoot up ‘Bad Bunny’ Concert and Spark Race War