Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, July 31

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Coronation Complete: Harris Sole Candidate to Qualify for DNC Roll Call

Report: Kamala Harris Will Hold First Rally With Running Mate Next Week After Announcement

Video: Megan Thee Stallion Performs Song About Her ‘Fat Pu**y’ at Kamala Harris Campaign Rally

Video of People Leaving Kamala Harris’ Rally DURING the Speech Indicates Many Weren’t There for HER

Olympians Fly In Emergency Eggs And Meat To Cope With ‘Vegan Olympics’

Aussie Swimming Star Slams ‘Ridiculous’ Woke Olympics Village Schemes, ‘Cost Her a Record’

Polish sports journalist dismissed from Olympics coverage for describing John Lennon’s “Imagine” as “a vision of communism”

Lennon’s “Imagine” has been described as “virtually ” by Lennon himself

This Texas school allows seniors to paint murals in their parking spots, but two students are being forced to paint over theirs 🤔


Hour 2

Terrorist Simps: Networks Whine About Israel Sending Terror Leaders to Hell

Officer fatally shoots armed man on Indiana college campus


Hour 3

Why does the FBI keep lying about the attempted assassination of Trump?

Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man’s backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)… and it started to bite his large intestine

Daily Show Prep: July 30

Daily : July 30

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Rep. Banks retweets about ‘illegals’ in South Bend. Mayor says they were lawful residents.

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Judicial Watch Sues Pete Buttigieg’s City Administration for Records of ID Cards Created to Help Illegal Aliens

City, Regional Partnership, and Nonprofit Partners Launch South Bend Regional Welcoming Plan and New American Economic Impact Data

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Hour 2

Go Home Kam-Kam, You’re DRUNK: Transcript of Kamala Immigration/GOP Speech ACCIDENTALLY Hilarious

So ‘BUS-TED’! Kamala Harris ‘Wheel-y’ Bad Electric Bus Bet Wasted Billions of Dollars

Kamala Harris Has Promised to Ban Fracking but Now That’s Just a ‘Trump Accusation’

Disney World gets rid of drunken bear “Liver Lips McGrowl” because it’s racist and might offend alcoholics


Hour 3

Over 200 plant species to be renamed because they are [checks notes] racist

Troubling Incident at Kamala Harris PA Rally Raises Concerns About That Whole ‘Saving Democracy’ Thing

Embarrassing: MSNBC Contributor Faceplants After Trying to Hit JD Vance With a Wildly False Accusation

Gets Even WORSE for Kamala Harris: Dems Were Calling on KAMALA to Step Down Earlier This Year (Watch)

X took away the government “gray check” badge from Venezuela’s dictator after his election shenanigans

Daily Show Prep: Friday, July 26

Daily : , July 26

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Fact-Check: Liberal Media Have a Field Day LYING About JD Vance’s Parenthood Comments

Can boneless wings include bones? High court weighs in


Hour 2

Credit card delinquency rates hit worst level since 2012 in new Fed study

A 134-Year-Old American Furniture Chain Closing Down All 553 Stores

FBI Director Goes Conspiratorial on Trump Shooting. Trump Responds

Rep. Ronny Jackson: Trump Hit by Bullet, Nothing Else

Wikipedia Scrubs All Mention of Kamala as ‘Border Czar’ Now that Democrats Decreed It Never Existed

The Trump Effect: Ukraine Says It Is ‘Willing and Ready’ for Dialogue with Russia

Russia Suddenly Open to Peace Talks With Ukraine After Biden Drops Out of 2024 Race

Democrat Lawmakers Receive Talking Points On How To Discuss Kamala Harris’ Role At The Border


Hour 3

Kamala Harris’s Tax Plan Is a Testament to the GOP’s Success

Where Does Kamala Harris Stand on Taxes?

FCC pursues new rules for AI in political ads, but changes may not take effect before the election

Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 22

Daily : , July 22

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Sooo, About Joe Biden’s Resignation Letter … Turns Out He Did NOT Write It (Check Out Who DID)

Kamala Harris Releases Statement Accepting Biden’s Presidential Endorsement

Biden is out: What that means for Ohio’s 2024 ballot saga


Hour 2

Hello, 911? Need to Report a Murder! Nancy Mace Makes SAVAGE Offer to Secret Service Director (Watch)

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Hour 3

More on Biden medical emergency

JD Vance to make appearance in Fort Wayne this week

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, July 18

Daily : , July 18

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Whistleblowers come forward on Trump rally security, Judiciary Committee says

Things Do Not Go Well When Secret Service Head Kim Cheatle Shows Up at the RNC


Hour 2

Gold Star Families From Abbey Gate Remind Biden Service Members Were Killed on His Watch

Disgrace to the Fallen: MSNBC Cuts From Gold Star Families at RNC to Yuk It Up With Dem Chair

Joy Reid Takes Bats**t INSANE to Whole New Level Sleuthing What REALLY Happened at Trump Shooting (Watch)

Dude. No. ‘Absolute LUNATIC’ John Harwood’s Deranged Thread Implying Trump Wasn’t ACTUALLY Shot BACKFIRES

Biden Has Covid Again but I Guess Masks Aren’t a Thing Anymore (Plus: This Assurance Aged Terribly)

A DESPERATE Joy Reid Compares Biden’s COVID Cold to Trump Surviving Assassination (WATCH)

BINGO! CNN Panelists Did NOT Like Contributor Explaining Life Outside the Lefty Media Bubble

‘Acceptance Is Complete’: Dem Rep and Top Biden Surrogate Says It’s Time to Make America Great Again

‘Uh, You Know … the Black Man’: BET Releases Unedited Biden Interview and HELLOOO Dumpster Fire (Watch)


Hour 3

Wife of Washington Post Columnist Who Spent Almost a Decade Calling Trump a Foreign Agent Gets Indicted for Being an Unregistered Foreign Agent

Trump gunman Thomas Crooks used bike to scout rally unimpeded

Liberal Dark Money Group Claiming To Protect ‘Voter Rights’ Funded Deceptive Ad Campaign Meant To Suppress GOP Votes

Vance embraced real Trump after breaking through ‘media’s lies’; gives voice to a new GOP generation