Daily Show Prep: Thurs, July 13

Daily Show Prep: Thurs, July 13

Hour 1

‘How Convenient’: Secret Service Unable to Identify White House Cocaine Smuggler

Boebert says after Secret Service briefing drugs discovered three times at White House since 2022

Fox News sued for defamation by two-time Trump voter Ray Epps over Jan. 6 conspiracy claims

Julie Kelly calls Ray Epps OUT for what she thinks he’s REALLY up to with his Fox News J6 lawsuit


Hour 2

WATCH: ACTIVISTS CEMENTED THEIR HANDS TO THE TARMAC, NOW THEY MAY LOSE THEM

Montana State Library Commission becomes first to leave American Library Association after “Marxist lesbian” appointed president

U.S. Government Spent Millions Teaching ‘Underrepresented Youth’ To Integrate AI With Critical Theory

Seattle public schools offer free sex change services to students as young as 13 without telling parents

Ball State University Trans Ally Training Includes ‘Cisgender Privilege Checklist’

Congressman has grim take after access to UFO footage: ‘We can’t handle it’


Hour 3

Gaetz Interrogates FBI Director Wray on Alleged Improper use of FISA

Judge Halts Government Censorship in Landmark Free Speech Case

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/update-tennessee-soccer-coach-who-raped-unconscious-teen-boys-is-an-illegal-alien/
Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

Hour 1

Tina Turner: legendary rock’n’roll singer dies aged 83

No one is reporting what Ron DeSantis actually said in his 2024 announcement last night cuz they want to make fun of him for crashing Twitter, so here are some highlights

House Republican Pushes to Fine Schiff $16M for Russia Hoax Lies

Fox News Unleashes Layoffs amid Tumbling Viewership, Tucker’s Exit

Calif. Bans Skittles Due to Health Concerns, Still Allows Child Sex Changes

EXC: CPAC Treasurer Resigns Alleging ‘Cancer in Organization Metastasizing for Years’.

Kansas’s Racist Democrat Gov. Slammed for Axing Underground Railroad Restoration

Bill Gates was having affair with Russian woman, Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him using it

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6/10 not bad Bill. She gets +1 for being Russian.

San Francisco mayor forced to abandon public safety meeting after protester throws brick

Michigan Man Gets Community Service for Shooting Anti-Abortion Campaigner

Target’s market value has dropped $9 billion in one week. Check out the leaked email the company sent employees.

Target CEO Defends ‘Tuck-Friendly’ Trans Products in Stores

Target Pulls Some LGBT Items, Claims Threats after Panic over Boycotts

Target, Facing Backlash, Pulls LGBT Pride Items by Satanist Designer

Drag queen Pattie Gonia says ‘come out’ in North Face ‘Summer of Pride’ ad

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing

House Judiciary Threatens MLB’s Anti-Trust Exemption for Pushing Radical LGBT Agenda

Transgender Disc Golfer Wins Women’s Event in Virginia

Students Sue Prof. Who Forced Donations to Planned Parenthood


Hour 2

Indiana counselor sues after being fired over criticism of transgender pronouns

BREAKING: LGBT Pride ‘Youth Carnival’ Bars Parents From Attending

Men’s Health says men might be “gynosexual” if they are attracted to women. Or, you know, just normal men.

“Look how quickly the media freaks out about losing just a tiny part of the narrative™ machine.” These are all REAL headlines from mainstream media outlets!

More Details Revealed about IRS Targeting Twitter Files Reporter


Hour 3

Hunter Biden investigation: Second IRS whistleblower claims retaliation

Black Lives Matter Hemorrhaged Cash in 2022, Tax Documents Show

Karine Jean-Pierre Showered With Receipts After Blatant Lie on Biden and the Debt Ceiling

Disturbing video shows machete-wielding NYC professor Shellyne Rodriguez chase Post staffers down street

Shellyne Rodriguez, NYC college professor who threatened Post reporter with machete, is fired as her lawsuit against NYPD emerges

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 11

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 11

Hour 1

How it started …

Byron Donalds takes on ENTIRE CNN panel after Trump’s town hall and WHOOPS them all (watch)

CNN’s ‘gotcha’ question for Trump town hall focus group goes so VERY WRONG … for CNN (watch)


Hour 2

College Football Nat’l Champs U.Ga. Reject Biden Invitation to White House

FLASHBACK: Media Said Gas Stove Bans Were a Right-Wing Conspiracy

Democrat AGs Support Gas-Stove Bans Nationwide

National Park Service Outsources Website, Loses $140M

Biden Admin To Release Illegal Immigrants ‘En Masse’ Without Tracking Technology, Court Dates

Migrant Kids’ Caretakers Not Vetted for Sex-Offender Status


Hour 3

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/05/11/sen-todd-young-not-backing-trump-in-2024-bid/

CNN CEO Chris Licht’s Trump town hall take ‘explains everything that is wrong with’ journalism today

Watch: Niles, Michigan Taco Bell Employee So High He Can’t Stand Up Straight

Watch: Niles, Michigan Taco Bell Employee So High He Can’t Stand Up Straight

You’ve heard me talk about this Taco Bell a lot over the years on my show. It’s the worst fast-food restaurant on either side of the border for customer service. They were home to the 30-minute drive-thru before COVID made that standard. It’s pretty much expected they will get the order wrong too.

While I moved back to the Indiana side of the border 3-years-ago, it seems nothing has changed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usEGEc-HeSI
H/t: Listener John for the tip.

Link in case the embed breaks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usEGEc-HeSI

Update:

Some listeners seem to think he’s just tired. I’m not sure about that.

What do you think?

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, April 13

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, April 13

Hour 1

Arrest made in SF killing of Bob Lee — tech exec’s alleged killer also worked in tech

FBI arrests 21-year-old Air National Guardsman suspected of leaking classified documents


Hour 2

Joe Biden picked a really weird thing to lie about in incoherent response to Irish kid’s question

Biden Insults the British, Makes Bizarre Comment About Pentagon Leaks, and Ticks Off a Dog in Ireland

Pelosi Accuses Fellow Dems of Sexism for Calling on Senile Senator To Resign

FLASHBACK: Colleagues Say Sen. Feinstein May Be ‘Mentally Unfit To Serve’

That’s a full year ago.

Arnold Schwarzenegger went viral for filling in a pothole … turns out it was an active service trench 😭

WATCH: NEW NETFLIX DOC SWEARS CLEOPATRA WAS BLACK DESPITE NEARLY ALL HISTORICAL EVIDENCE


Hour 3

CDC “behavior change” project targeted vaccine critics, was funded by Pfizer and New York “Misinformation Response Unit”

https://summit.news/2023/04/13/study-finds-no-evidence-face-masks-protect-vulnerable-against-covid/

“IT WAS A MISTAKE”: ANHEUSER-BUSCH HAS SETTLED ON THEIR SCAPEGOAT FOR THE GINORMOUS BUD LIGHT F*CK UP