Daily Show Prep: Friday, Aug. 2

by Casey | Aug 2, 2024 | Blog, Daily Show Prep

Hour 1

Secret Service press conference is infuriating

JD Vance rips Kamala Harris for more word salad — ‘significance of the power of diplomacy’

Second ‘failed gender test’ boxer Lin Yu-Ting WINS opening fight at the Olympics via unanimous decision – after being cleared to compete in women’s event despite eligibility row – before opponent leaves the ring in TEARS

Recreational cannabis sales coming to Ohio Tuesday

Hour 2

People are wondering if Joe Biden accidentally boarded this plane thinking it was Air Force One

Delphi murders: Expert reveals details about girls’ deaths, safekeeping order vacated

Disaster: U.S. Economy Added Just 114,000 Jobs in July, Unemployment Surges

BREAKING: The last three months of jobs numbers have been revised down by 150,000.

Unemployment rate is now at 4.3%

That's Bidenomics in action! pic.twitter.com/EdoFIB8TL8
— Andrew @ Don’t Walk, RUN! (@DontWalkRUN) August 2, 2024

Hundreds of noncitizens removed from voter rolls in Ohio

That Thing That’s Not Happening Happened AGAIN: AL Democrat Arrested on FELONY VOTER FRAUD Charges

Hour 3

Biden-Harris FDA recommended puberty blockers to minors despite noting that the drugs are associated with an “increased risk of depression and suicidality”

Britain’s Royal Air Force Crusaders drop nickname after single complaint: It may be “offensive” to Muslims

Biden DHS Alleged To Have Tried To Suppress Critical Jan. 6 Report

The United States will not recognize Maduro’s “victory” in Venezuelan election, acknowledges his rival as the winner

Daily Show Prep: July 30

by Casey | Jul 30, 2024 | Blog, Daily Show Prep

Hour 1

Rep. Banks retweets about ‘illegals’ in South Bend. Mayor says they were lawful residents.

Casey inquired about the status of the migrants from the buses.

This is their response. They didn’t answer the questions.

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FLASHBACK:

Judicial Watch Sues Pete Buttigieg’s City Administration for Records of ID Cards Created to Help Illegal Aliens

City, Regional Partnership, and Nonprofit Partners Launch South Bend Regional Welcoming Plan and New American Economic Impact Data

Tuesday Tithe

Hour 2

Go Home Kam-Kam, You’re DRUNK: Transcript of Kamala Immigration/GOP Speech ACCIDENTALLY Hilarious

So ‘BUS-TED’! Kamala Harris ‘Wheel-y’ Bad Electric Bus Bet Wasted Billions of Dollars

Kamala Harris Has Promised to Ban Fracking but Now That’s Just a ‘Trump Accusation’

Disney World gets rid of drunken bear “Liver Lips McGrowl” because it’s racist and might offend alcoholics

Hour 3

Over 200 plant species to be renamed because they are [checks notes] racist

Troubling Incident at Kamala Harris PA Rally Raises Concerns About That Whole ‘Saving Democracy’ Thing

Embarrassing: MSNBC Contributor Faceplants After Trying to Hit JD Vance With a Wildly False Accusation

BREAKING: DNC Manager: ‘I Don’t Think Kamala Harris Would Win;' Admits to Making Empty Promises to Donors

“I don’t think Kamala Harris would win this year,” reveals Joyce DeCerce (@JoyceDecerce) (he/him), Compliance Manager for the Democratic National Committee (@DNC) and Kamala… pic.twitter.com/p2jCmwbEPu
— James O'Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) July 30, 2024

Gets Even WORSE for Kamala Harris: Dems Were Calling on KAMALA to Step Down Earlier This Year (Watch)

Here's Kamala Harris calling for MASS AMNESTY for illegal aliens so we can "bring them justice" and "out from under the shadows."pic.twitter.com/z3ORMdHhXi
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 29, 2024

🚨🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE: A Secret Service counter sniper sent an email Monday night to the entire Uniformed Division (not agents) saying he will not stop speaking out until "5 high-level supervisors (1 down) are either fired or removed from their current positions." The counter sniper… pic.twitter.com/0dg99EESQk
— Susan Crabtree (@susancrabtree) July 30, 2024

X took away the government “gray check” badge from Venezuela’s dictator after his election shenanigans

Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 22

by Casey | Jul 22, 2024 | Blog, Daily Show Prep

Hour 1

New commercial drops from Trump 2024 campaign.

Deep thoughts with Kamala Harris.pic.twitter.com/k50wU57p8i
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) June 20, 2024

Sooo, About Joe Biden’s Resignation Letter … Turns Out He Did NOT Write It (Check Out Who DID)

JUST IN: It appears that the mystery of the Not-Biden Resignation Letter has been *SOLVED.*

A guy named Steve wrote it. pic.twitter.com/WDpFk0FKbI
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) July 22, 2024

Kamala Harris Releases Statement Accepting Biden’s Presidential Endorsement

If she knew all along, then she lied to keep him (and her) in power.

That should disqualify her from ascending to the presidency.
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— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) July 21, 2024

I love my Dem family but you're not going to convince me it's ok to:
✔️ Literally change #DNC rules in the by-laws committee
✔️ Rigg the primary election to circumvent Dem candidates
✔️ Cover a serious health matter
✔️ Get through the primary
✔️ Withdraw
✔️ & NOW TELL ME WHO THE…
— Jamel Holley (@jamelholley) July 21, 2024

Biden is out: What that means for Ohio’s 2024 ballot saga

Hour 2

Hello, 911? Need to Report a Murder! Nancy Mace Makes SAVAGE Offer to Secret Service Director (Watch)

🚨🚨EXCLUSIVE: Internal Secret Service Docs Show Only Three Post-Standers Allotted to Trump Rally vs. 12 at Jill Biden's Event

Ahead of Secret Service Director Cheatle's Congressional testimony Monday, Sen. Chuck Grassley presses her for answers in a letter sent yesterday,… pic.twitter.com/CuXkf5nZ2Y
— Susan Crabtree (@susancrabtree) July 21, 2024

Casey passes on unconfirmed sources in his home town of Las Vegas that Biden did, in fact, have a medical emergency.

KHANNA: "Do you know what Stuart Knight [who was in charge of the Secret Service when Reagan was shot] did? Do you know what he did afterwards?"

CHEATLE: "He remained on duty."

KHANNA: "He resigned." pic.twitter.com/o4B8RSFc5L
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 22, 2024

Hour 3

More on alleged Biden medical emergency

JD Vance to make appearance in Fort Wayne this week

Daily Show Prep: Friday, June 14

by Casey | Jun 14, 2024 | Blog, Daily Show Prep

Hour 1

https://www.va.gov/opa/publications/celebrate/flagday.pdf

.@FoxNews SUPERCUT!

The media is about to award Biden 'Father of the Year' pic.twitter.com/2KqXuIlSMA
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) June 13, 2024

At Disastrous G7 Presser, Biden Gives Garbled Answer on Hunter, Snaps at Reporter

Majority of Federal Arrestees are Foreigners, Thousands of “Unknown Citizenship”

Hour 2

President Biden had front row seat to dog, Commander, repeatedly biting Secret Service agents: report

Trump is the best troll.

He posted this on his Truth, "Timeless Quotes by Biden" 🤣 pic.twitter.com/uAkOKiK5cP
— Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 (@saras76) June 14, 2024

Supreme Court rules ban on gun bump stocks is unlawful

Is Congress's $17 million sexual misconduct hush money fund campaign finance violations?

Rep. Thomas Massie highlights that Congress's hush money payments would be considered campaign finance violations under Alvin Bragg's novel theory used to target President Trump.

"Congress… pic.twitter.com/pFPPkeG3VG
— KanekoaTheGreat (@KanekoaTheGreat) June 13, 2024

Tranquil Touch Spa clients file complaints with Indiana AG Todd Rokita

‘Skateboard guy’ arrested 4 years after downtown Fort Wayne protests

Hour 3

Alex Jones’ personal assets will be sold to help pay Sandy Hook debt as judge decides Infowars’ fate

That activist judge who tried to take Elon Musk’s pay package just lost Delaware another massive company

These people are so mentally ill. https://t.co/YCJruV41fE
— Dr. Sydney Watson (@SydneyLWatson) June 14, 2024

Even Caitlin Clark Can’t Save The WNBA As League Is Set To Lose $50 Million

Kamala Harris Wants To Give First-Time Homeowners $25,000… But There’s A Catch

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, May 29

by Casey | May 29, 2024 | Blog, Daily Show Prep

Hour 1

Attorney Destroys Prosecution in Trump “Hush Money” Case on CNN

What in the absolute banana republic is happening in this court??

Trump denounces ‘kangaroo court’ as New York trial goes to the jury

REPORT: 8 Jurors ‘Definitely Hate Trump,’ & Hopes Hang on Just One.

Trump Slams Robert De Niro over Courthouse Tirade: ‘Looked So Pathetic and Sad’

…Merchan just delivered the coup de grace instruction. He said that there is no need to agree on what occurred. They can disagree on what the crime was among the three choices. Thus, this means that they could split 4-4-4 and he will still treat them as unanimous…
— Jonathan Turley (@JonathanTurley) May 29, 2024

1 found dead in Chase Bank that blew up on video. Here are the updates.

CHARGES AGAINST SCOTTIE DROPPED: Check out the newest footage of his arrest and see if you can guess why the cops want this to go away

Funding approved to replace Lawton Park bridge

Ohio lawmakers holding special session to ensure Biden’s on ballot

DNC Planning to Virtually Nominate Joe Biden Before Convention