Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

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Tina Turner: legendary rock’n’roll singer dies aged 83

No one is reporting what Ron DeSantis actually said in his 2024 announcement last night cuz they want to make fun of him for crashing Twitter, so here are some highlights

House Republican Pushes to Fine Schiff $16M for Russia Hoax Lies

Fox News Unleashes Layoffs amid Tumbling Viewership, Tucker’s Exit

Calif. Bans Skittles Due to Health Concerns, Still Allows Child Sex Changes

EXC: CPAC Treasurer Resigns Alleging ‘Cancer in Organization Metastasizing for Years’.

Kansas’s Racist Democrat Gov. Slammed for Axing Underground Railroad Restoration

Bill Gates was having affair with Russian woman, Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him using it

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San Francisco mayor forced to abandon public safety meeting after protester throws brick

Michigan Man Gets Community Service for Shooting Anti-Abortion Campaigner

Target’s market value has dropped $9 billion in one week. Check out the leaked email the company sent employees.

Target CEO Defends ‘Tuck-Friendly’ Trans Products in Stores

Target Pulls Some LGBT Items, Claims Threats after Panic over Boycotts

Target, Facing Backlash, Pulls LGBT Pride Items by Satanist Designer

Drag queen Pattie Gonia says ‘come out’ in North Face ‘Summer of Pride’ ad

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing

House Judiciary Threatens MLB’s Anti-Trust Exemption for Pushing Radical LGBT Agenda

Transgender Disc Golfer Wins Women’s Event in Virginia

Students Sue Prof. Who Forced Donations to Planned Parenthood


Hour 2

Indiana counselor sues after being fired over criticism of transgender pronouns

BREAKING: LGBT Pride ‘Youth Carnival’ Bars Parents From Attending

Men’s Health says men might be “gynosexual” if they are attracted to women. Or, you know, just normal men.

“Look how quickly the media freaks out about losing just a tiny part of the narrative™ machine.” These are all REAL headlines from mainstream media outlets!

More Details Revealed about IRS Targeting Twitter Files Reporter


Hour 3

Hunter Biden investigation: Second IRS whistleblower claims retaliation

Black Lives Matter Hemorrhaged Cash in 2022, Tax Documents Show

Karine Jean-Pierre Showered With Receipts After Blatant Lie on Biden and the Debt Ceiling

Disturbing video shows machete-wielding NYC professor Shellyne Rodriguez chase Post staffers down street

Shellyne Rodriguez, NYC college professor who threatened Post reporter with machete, is fired as her lawsuit against NYPD emerges

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South Bend Community Schools to require all students use clear backpacks next school year

EXCLUSIVE: Five Migrants on Terror Watch List Arrested near AZ Border Post-Title 42

‘I WAS WRONG’: Bear Grylls Admits Vegan Diet NOT Healthy

Tithe: on honesty


Hour 2

THEN: MEDIA TO AMERICANS: OF COURSE THE TRUMP DOSSIER IS TRUE! [SUPERCUT]

NOW: CNN HOSTS ADMIT FBI NEVER SHOULD HAVE INVESTIGATED TRUMP FOR RUSSIA HOAX: ‘DEVASTATING TO THE FBI’

Durham Report Reveals FBI Vendetta Against Carter Page Behind FISA Warrants

10 times the media declared the discredited Steele dossier was not ‘disproven’

FLASHBACK: Chuck Todd to BuzzFeed editor: You published ‘fake news’

Chuck Todd Still Cluelessly Pretending Steele Dossier Is Reliable

Miller has worst ‘hold my ‘ moment

EXCLUSIVE: Miller Lite’s Chief Of Marketing Has Spent Years Flopping From One Liberal Cause To Another


Hour 3

Chicago’s New Mayor Blares Black National Anthem for Inauguration, Maligns Police

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, March 28

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Nashville Police Chief: Christian School Shooter Being Treated for ‘Emotional Disorder’

Mother of Nashville school shooter Audrey Hale shared several gun control posts on social media

Is The Fastest Growing Mass Shooter Demographic Per Capita In Human History The Trans Community?

Trans activists are calling for more blood after the Nashville shooting. Here’s how Christians should respond.

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/tucker-carlson-was-right-about-gun-toting-trans-people/

FLASHBACK: ‘The View’: Jane Fonda Under Fire After Suggesting “Murder” Could Be A Way To Combat New Abortion Laws

https://summit.news/2023/03/28/video-leftist-professor-suspended-after-calling-for-murder-of-conservative-speakers/

Police: Christian School Shooter Considered Two Locations, Chose One with Least Security

https://summit.news/2023/03/28/leftists-complain-about-transgender-shooter-being-misgendered/
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/breaking-school-shooting-at-christian-academy-in-tennessee/

Graphic Bodycam Footage Shows Heroic Police Response To Nashville Shooting

Trans Nashville school shooter with ‘high-functioning autism’ is seen talking about her ‘growth as an artist’… as police reveal her massacre manifesto included a cartoon drawing of what she was going to wear

She checked her Instagram. She didn’t expect a message from The Covenant School shooter.


Hour 2

Report: Rand Paul Staffer Brutally Stabbed in DC After ‘Voices’ in Suspect’s Head Told Him to Do It

Two teachers in Virginia county arrested for inappropriate sexual contact with students

National Geographic cancels popular geography bee because of equity

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/wsj-irs-made-a-strange-house-call-on-matt-taibbi/

: Arthur Lih – Founder/ LifeVac.

Former Obama official died after pilot of Bombardier jet flipped switch, plane ‘abruptly pitched up’


Hour 3

What the media doesn’t say about a mass murderer

Chris Christie Suggests He Is Only One Who Can Beat Trump in 2024

Christie was at bottom of the field with only 57,637 (0.18%).

Antifa, Trans Activist Groups Planned ‘Day of Vengeance’ Prior to Nashville Massacre

Hollywood’s top Native American producer is less native than Elizabeth Warren, activists say, as Cherokee Nation disowns her

2 + 2 = White Supremacy: How Woke Ideologues Corrupted Canada’s Math Curriculum

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Whitmer Admits Some Of Her Lockdown Policies Didn’t Make Sense

‘Feds Broke It’: Observers Melt Down After Major Bank Collapses Overnight

Shocked Not Shocked: Failed Silicon Valley Bank Victim of Its Own Woke Green Energy Priorities

COMER: SILICON VALLEY BANK IS ‘ONE OF THE MOST WOKE BANKS IN THEIR QUEST FOR ESG POLICIES’

Signature Bank de-banked Trump after Jan 6—now the regulators have shut them down

The Federal Reserve Just Made An Emergency Decision Which Will Fundamentally Change Banking In America Forever

University of Notre Dame to Host Event on ‘Queer Holiness’

FLORIDA DEMOCRAT’S TWEET ABOUT RON DESANTIS, “BUTT PLUG PORN” GETS HIT WITH GREATEST COMMUNITY NOTES OF ALL TIME


Hour 2

Pendleton Heights HS counselor fired, school board says she lied about student gender plans

https://headlineusa.com/judge-convicts-j6-protester-denies-request-to-review-new-videos/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=judge-convicts-j6-protester-denies-request-to-review-new-videos

Proud Boys J6 Sedition Trial Halted After Leaked Chat Logs Show FBI Agent Said Her Boss Ordered Her to ‘Destroy Evidence’

‘Petition to ban men from Instacart’: Customer says male Instacart shopper got her $16 worth of ground ginger instead of ginger root she ordered

BONELESS WINGS ARE JUST THE BREAST …


Hour 3

White House demands Pence apologize for ‘homophobic joke’ aimed at Buttigieg

IRS audit finds 42,000 feds cheating on taxes

IRS Reminds Many Retirees They Must Withdraw Money from IRAs by Special Deadline or Face Penalties

won’t go feds cheat on , but they will take 50% of retiree’s funds.

Visa and Mastercard ‘pause’ decision to categorize gun-store purchases after significant pressure from state-level Republicans