Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, July 9

Daily : , July 9

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Why is the White House out here telling us that Biden will soon be holding a “big boy” press conference?

Campaign crisis: Dems who have called for Biden to drop out or raised concerns about his health

Back in 2022, Biden skipped an “early evening” meeting with world leaders at the G7 Summit because he needed to go to bed

Tithe with


Hour 2

California Democrats ‘Water Down’ Sex Trafficking Bill. Good.

House Oversight Chairman Calls Out White House Physician’s Alleged Connection To Biden Family ‘Peddling Scheme’

Lead, arsenic, and 14 other toxic metals found in tampons, study finds

Seven years ago climate scientists warned the Maldives were disappearing. Guess what?


Hour 3

Chicago’s mayor actually blamed Richard Nixon after more than 100 people were shot over the weekend

Trump Announces Plans To Reject CBDCs, Promote Free Speech in AI, Ban Government Censorship, and Defund Censorship Institutions

If You Were Duped On Biden’s Cognitive Decline, You’re Too Dumb To Be A Journalist

Vox claims Big Meat uses universities to trick Americans into eating meat 😂

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, July 9

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Hour 1

FLASHBACK:

Color Me Shocked: Special Counsel Admits to FBI Tampering of Mar-a-Lago Documents

Rep. Lauren Boebert wins GOP primary after switching Colorado districts; Hurd, Crank also notch wins

Fire-alarm lover Jamaal Bowman lost his expensive primary last night and seemed a bit … unstable during his concession speech

Supreme Court tosses case that would prevent government from coercing social media to censor people. Check out Alito’s outraged dissent.


Hour 2

VIDEO: We now have living robot skin that can smile. Let the nightmares begin!

Rep. Banks tells Speaker Johnson House GOP should support Bannon legal defense

WaPo says “we’ve been accidentally cooling the planet … while warming it” … I’ve done my best to translate the clown speak for ya 🥴

Saying “good morning” is racist now, according to this woman


Hour 3

WikiLeaks’ Assange pleads guilty to publishing US military secrets in deal that secures his freedom

FLASHBACK:

Julian Assange ‘phoned the White House to warn of risk to lives’ over Wikileaks release

He added: “You can accurately describe this chapter of the case as , lies and lies.”

Mr Summers said had begun redacting 250,000 leaked documents in 2010, working with partners around the .

He added: “That process involved the US government and department feeding suggested redactions to the media.

“Knowing the US government was involved in the redaction process, can it be in any way said the request represents a fair or accurate representation of occurred?”

Mr Summers blamed the leaks on a 2011 book from The newspaper about WikiLeaks, which contained a 58- password.

18 revelations from Wikileaks’ hacked Clinton emails

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, June 6

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Biden’s Awkward Moments of Confusion in Normandy

Decorated World War II veteran aged 102 has died on his way to the 80th anniversary of D-Day in France a day after revealing how excited he was to be attending

Hillary Clinton Makes Disgusting and Vile D-Day Post

Academic Publisher Retracts Over 11,300 Papers and Shuts 19 Journals As It Is Overwhelmed by Fraud


Hour 2

Trump’s Secret Service driver wanted to quickly refute Cassidy Hutchinson’s J6 tale but was rebuffed

Red Lobster planning the closure of ANOTHER 135 restaurants if landlords won’t give in to the chain’s demands

: This was always estate.

Despite Liberals’ Hysterical Denials, Aliens Are Registering and Voting

Man arrested for exposing himself to minor at library

Fort Wayne Police Sport New E-Bikes

Rwandan Refugee Arrested for Threatening to “Shoot 1000 Students” at Indiana High School – Police


Hour 3

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WATCH: President Trump’s D-Day speech that floored Jim Acosta and Joe Scarborough

George S. Patton and His Role in D-Day

Seven Takeaways from Third Day of Hunter Biden’s Gun Trial

Boeing Starliner spacecraft experiencing helium leaks ahead of docking at space station

Rep. Luttrell Issues Bill Requiring DHS to Track Crimes by Migrants Released via Biden’s Parole Pipeline

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, July 9

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Biden’s newest gaffe had some rhythm so I set it to music with a few of his greatest hits

https://twitter.com/itsNTBmedia/status/1792997211971715130

The media lost it when Trump reposted a vid that included the words “Unified Reich” in the background of the stock template. It’s not even THAT reich.

Check out these charts showing how much fast-food prices have jumped since 2019 🤯

“No hyperbole: I genuinely think this is the most devastating chart I’ve ever seen amid a presidential election cycle.”


Hour 2

Fake News Called Out for Claiming Tucker Carlson Planned Russian TV Show

Men’s Feminist Identification and Reported Use of Prescription Erectile Dysfunction Medication

Report: Michigan teacher salaries aren’t keeping pace with other states

are increasing every . Starting salaries are low. Average salaries are than average Michigander.

https://www.nea.org/resource-library/educator-pay-and-student-spending-how-does-your-state-rank?utm_medium=paid-search&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=rankings-estimates-report&utm_content=&ms=ads-rankings-estimates-report-se&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwr7ayBhAPEiwA6EIGxKBFf2un5LUy1t7hF9eOyE_5HuWuKPwNKjTSw5NWVQn_bjLlW_MADhoCXbgQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

https://nces.ed.gov/programs/digest/d22/tables/dt22_211.60.asp

Watchdog Warns of Oreo-Maker’s Ties to Radical Globalist, Marxist Organizations


Hour 3

Julie Kelly, Mollie Hemingway and Others Don’t Buy FBI’s Spin on OK’ing Deadly Force for Trump Raid

Calif. Middle Schooler Censored from Giving Speech on ‘Patriotism’ Goes Viral

Alvin Bragg’s Team Is Pushing for Jurors to Use a Lower Standard of Proof in Order to Convict Trump No Matter What

Jack Smith’s Appointment Violated the Constitution, Some Legal Experts Argue

Uh-oh: Apple users are complaining that a new software update is resurfacing their deleted nudes