Daily Show Prep: Friday, March 22

by Casey | Mar 22, 2024 | Blog, Daily Show Prep

Hour 1

BREAKING: Unknown number killed in terror attack on Moscow concert hall

1 of the Few Remaining Survivors of the Attack on Pearl Harbor Has Died at 102

Kate Middleton reveals she has cancer, undergoing preventative chemotherapy

What's in the new monster bill Congress is rushing to pass?
– $850k for a gay senior home
– $15 million to pay for Egyptian's college tuitions
– $400k for a gay activist group to teach elementary kids about being trans
– $500k for a DEI zoo
– $400k for a group to gives clothes… pic.twitter.com/sDcz8bgvMX
— Jesse Watters (@JesseBWatters) March 22, 2024

NBC News Hires Former RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel

Candace Owens Is Out at Daily Wire, CEO Says

Republican Rep. Mike Gallagher will resign early, leaving House majority hanging by a thread

Judge Orders FBI to Produce Transgender School Shooter Audrey Hale’s Manifesto.

BREAKING: New York AG moves to seize Trump’s Westchester golf course

FDA agrees to remove social media posts and webpages which urged people not to take Ivermectin to treat Covid

The responses to this are amazing 😂

Hour 2

Chinese Humanoid Robot Defeats Speed Record, See The Machine In Action

Massive robotic arm 3D prints 27-ft-high two-story house in a first

WATCH: CHICAGO MAYOR, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, BLAMES TRUMP SUPPORTERS FOR VOTING DOWN HIS HOMELESS AGENDA

Chicago Sues Glock Over 3D-Printable Machine Gun Converter

🚨BREAKING: After considering additional briefing, the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals once again ruled our commonsense state law, banning dangerous and irreversible gender-transition procedures for minors can stay in effect. Another win for Hoosiers!

Read the order here:…
— AG Todd Rokita (@AGToddRokita) March 21, 2024

Google’s Gmail censorship cost GOP candidates $2B since 2019, Republicans say, citing new study

Why did Wikipedia delete this part of the 1966 strategy to tank a nation that’s getting lots of chatter online? 🤔

Hour 3

House GOP Probing ‘Loose-Knit Network’ Conspiring to Stop Trump

CNN — Biden in big trouble in Michigan. pic.twitter.com/XfKQHXLRUB
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) March 22, 2024

Secretaries Of State Won’t Explain ‘Coordinated’ Effort To Fight ‘Common Adversary’ In 2024

Susan Rice Sounds The Alarm On How Donald Trump’s Debts Could Risk U.S. Security

House Dems could have Johnson’s back on ouster threat — if Ukraine aid gets a vote

Schumer rejects Netanyahu’s request to address Senate days after blistering speech about Israeli leader

Detroit ‘teacher of the month’ claims she was fired over parent’s complaint about rapping side hustle — then films music video with students

EXCLUSIVEI was threatened by the January 6 committee into staying silent, Trump’s acting Defense Secretary Chris Miller claims

by Casey | Mar 15, 2024 | Blog, Daily Show Prep

Hour 1

BREAKING: ‘Impropreity’ – Judge Says Fani Willis OR Lover Wade Must Exit Case for It to Continue.

BREAKING: Supreme Court rules public can sue officials who block, mute them on social media

Northwest Allen County Schools joins districts canceling classes for the solar eclipse

BIDEN: "Can I take a couple questions?"

His handlers IMMEDIATELY remove the press. pic.twitter.com/nJVb3WNVz3
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 14, 2024

TYSON FOODS FIRES AMERICAN WORKERS, PLANS TO REPLACE THEM WITH 52,000 MIGRANTS

Hour 2

WATCH: ADVIL DECLARES PAIN IS RACIST, VOWS TO PUT AN END TO (CHECK NOTES) “SYSTEMIC PAIN BIAS”

RILEY GAINS AND OVER A DOZEN ATHLETES FILE LAWSUIT AGAINST THE NCAA FOR IMPOSING “A RADICAL ANTI-WOMAN AGENDA ON COLLEGE SPORTS”

Lara Trump with Benny Johnson this morning.

RNC hires Scott Presler to lead voter outreach program.

Drop boxes, early voting, registering new republicans at Nascar events, church, little league, all sporting events.pic.twitter.com/LDIHgSTl5O
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) March 15, 2024

Lead prosecutor in Georgia election case resigns following judge’s decision allowing DA Fani Willis to stay on

Hour 3

Sen. Bernie Sanders proposes 32-hour work week for the same pay | "Many of our people are exhausted." pic.twitter.com/46RCTCUblK
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) March 14, 2024

The thirty-two-hour work week: another of Bernie’s bad ideas

Higher Mortality Found Among Vaccinated Patients Hospitalized for COVID-19: New Study

Gender Equality! Denmark Expanding Conscription to Women

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, March 14

by Casey | Mar 14, 2024 | Blog, Daily Show Prep

Hour 1

37 percent say Biden is respected by world leaders: Gallup

Yell About This: Inflation Surges Twice As Much As Expected

Another Inflation Gauge Comes in Smoking Hot

Ukraine is bombing Russian oil refineries right when Russia really needs its oil money

Biden-Orbán feud heats up as Hungary summons envoy over ‘dictatorship’ diss

No Political Freedom Without Monetary Freedom

Suing the National Park Service for Not Accepting Cash

Hour 2

Allen County 2023 tax abatements to bring $543 million investment, report says

St. Joseph County Commissioners officially fire Sharon McBride

House Launches Probe Into China’s Meddling in US

Indiana set to ban ‘foreign adversaries’ from buying land — why the ‘homeland security’ issue has experts torn

Kamala Harris Will Make 1st Visit By Vice President Or President To Abortion Clinic

EXCLUSIVE: Sen. Joni Ernst Introduces Legislation To Track Taxpayer Dollars Subsidizing Federal Employee Unions

Toronto Police Dept Told Car Owners To Leave Fobs Near Front Door So They’re Easier To Steal

West Point Ditches “Duty, Honor, Country” From Mission Statement

Schumer calls for new Israeli leader to replace Netanyahu in Senate floor speech

Save Our Signal! Politicians close in on votes needed to keep AM radio in every car

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, March 12

by Casey | Mar 12, 2024 | Blog, Daily Show Prep

Hour 1

Casey meant to talk about the GOP gubernatorial debate but just ended up ranting against Holcomb.

Interview: Pastor Lucas Miles for Tuesday Tithe

Hour 2

Here is an update on the white Missouri girl who had her head cracked on the pavement. You won’t believe how woke her school district is.

Today is Abortion Providers Appreciation Day.

Thank you to the doctors, nurses, clinic staff & volunteers who help those in need, treating their patients with dignity and compassion.

You're on the front lines of this fight & we appreciate the sacrifices you make & all you do. https://t.co/BldPM502PI
— JB Pritzker (@JBPritzker) March 10, 2024

BREAKING: Children will no longer be prescribed puberty blockers at gender identity clinics, NHS England has confirmed.https://t.co/TjX9ErOK5s pic.twitter.com/mvXgJ7chaC
— Sky News (@SkyNews) March 12, 2024

California study: Attempted-suicide rate among men who had gender surgery was “twice as high” as it was before operation 👀

Hoo boy: Colorado’s top government DNA analyst allegedly “manipulated evidence for years,” possibly affecting more than 600 criminal cases

CVS Makes Future Managers Confess Their Privilege, Promises Not to Promote Merely on Merit

NOT SATIRE: Woke magazine asks “where are all the black people” in TV drama on Japanese history 💀

Hour 3

Transcript from documents probe contradicts Biden’s account of exchange with Hur over son’s death

Special counsel Hur squares off with White House, says Biden ‘willfully retained’ classified memos

Classified documents were found…

At the Penn Biden Center? "That's correct."

In President Biden's garage? "Yes."

And in his basement den? "Yes."

And his main floor office? "Correct."

And his third floor den? "Correct."

At the University of Delaware? "Correct."

And at the… pic.twitter.com/5FR8iaVkbN
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 12, 2024

SPECIAL COUNSEL HUR: "The evidence — and the president himself — put his memory squarely at issue." pic.twitter.com/0p6qAvamPx
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 12, 2024

Democrat Rep. Jerry Nadler: "Biden probably committed a verbal slip or two … and I'm not sure any of that matters because, when the interview was over, Mr. Hur completely exonerated President Biden!"

(That's a complete and total LIE) pic.twitter.com/zDhHfdWLx1
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 12, 2024

SPECIAL COUNSEL HUR: We did NOT exonerate Biden pic.twitter.com/mLHW3rgdSe
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 12, 2024

Notice how she tries to talk over him once he corrects her that he didn’t exonerate Joe Biden.

REMINDER: The special counsel did, in fact, find "Biden willfully retained and disclosed classified materials," including documents "about military and foreign policy" and "issues of national security and foreign policy implicating sensitive intelligence sources and methods." pic.twitter.com/0Z6dQJ1d0Y
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 12, 2024

Democrat Rep. Eric Swalwell — who was removed from the House Intelligence Committee over his relationship with a Chinese spy — says Special Counsel Hur can't be credible unless he refuses to accept a non-existent presidential appointment pic.twitter.com/9nV2RpOqij
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 12, 2024

"Do you have any reason to believe that President Biden lied to you?"

SPECIAL COUNSEL HUR: Yes pic.twitter.com/IfauV8Mvz3
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 12, 2024

Special Counsel Robert Hur admits Biden was, in fact, LYING when he insisted he did not share classified information with his ghostwriter pic.twitter.com/K5qctTB4K4
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 12, 2024

Special Counsel Hur says Biden's ghostwriter attempted to destroy evidence soon after the special counsel was appointed to investigate the classified documents scandal pic.twitter.com/IDsR8GG9Iy
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 12, 2024

Q: Did the Biden White House attempt to have your report changed before it was publicly released?

SPECIAL COUNSEL HUR: Yes. pic.twitter.com/0sPOYqdi5x
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 12, 2024

Democrat Rep. Hank Johnson — who once famously suggested Guam might "tip over and capsize" — gets schooled by Special Counsel Hur pic.twitter.com/xmtL1WpMOh
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 12, 2024

Biden special counsel Robert Hur’s resignation from DOJ makes his testimony “even more problematic”