Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 29

Daily : , July 29

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US debt reaches $35 trillion 🍾

Leaked text messages between Trump rally countersnipers show they were aware of shooter 90 MINUTES beforehand

New video shows building where Trump shooter was perched being surrounded by cops while Trump was allowed to remain on stage

Guess what is suggested when you try to Google Trump’s assassination attempt? That’s right, nothing.

CIA denies claims that Trump shooter was part of MKUltra mind control program (come see the comments)

Tech company pulls Olympics advertising after opening ceremony display many deem to be anti-Christian

The opening ceremony at the Olympics parodied the Last Supper with drag queens and an obese woman in an aureole

“Very Ballsy”: Eagle-Eyed Viewers Spot Performer’s “Scrotum” At Paris Olympics

The Olympic Village is already running out of meat and eggs because officials are pushing plant-based foods on the athletes 😬


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On his way out, Biden is pushing Congress to impose term limits and “code of conduct” for Supreme Court

Harris Campaign Admits to Misleading Voters on Trump, Project 2025

The FBI confirmed that, yes, Trump was shot. But Blue Anon is still insisting that they need more evidence

Mayor Pete made the rounds this weekend to claim crime is down so let’s school him, shall we?

REPORT: 3 Suspected Palestinian Terror Suspects Caught After Illegally Crossing Border into California

Charges Dropped Against D.C. Rioters Who Assaulted Cops & Vandalized Property

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, July 23

Daily : , July 23

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Nolte: Kimberly Cheatle Says No Radio Communications Were Recorded on Trump Shooting Day

BREAKING: Secret Service director to resign (finally). Details here.


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Chick-fil-A dethroned as America’s favorite fast-food chain

This animator for Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, and Disney was just arrested for, you guessed it, possessing child porn

: on Kimberly Cheatle

Michigan Police: 80-Year-Old Trump Supporter Run Over in ‘Politically Motivated’ Attack

‘Insurrection’: Activists Invade Capitol Office to Oppose Netanyahu Speech


Hour 3

City unveils plan for vibrant ‘Welcome to Fort Wayne’ signs

‘t fan

Elkhart enhancing Toll Road overpass with multimillion-dollar revitalization project

Casey isn’t a fan either

Heritage Foundation: Cell phone data connected to Trump shooter’s house can be tracked to DC “in the same vicinity of an FBI office” … and that’s not all

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, July 17

Daily : , July 17

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Former classmate recalls Trump shooter grilling him over support for former POTUS: ‘Did not like politicians’

Report: Trump Shooter’s Parents Warned Law Enforcement on Day of Attack

Trump Shooting Live Updates: Local Police Sniper Fired on Gunman, Official Says

Trump would-be assassin climbed air conditioning unit to access shooting perch: report

At Trump Rally, Local Police and Gunman Were in Same Warehouse Complex

Mainstream media has a new ‘plan’ to bury that iconic Trump image…


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STUDY: Despite Massive Media Attack, Trump Popularity Has Grown

Biden says ‘medical condition’ could prompt him to drop out ‘if doctors came to me’

Dem Pollster Greenberg: Biden Will ‘Lose Everything’


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Adam Schiff Caught Saying What Worried Democrats are Thinking

AP-NORC Poll: Nearly Two-Thirds of Democrats Want Biden to Drop Out

Report: Biden Meeting With Dems ‘Worse Than Debate’

House Democrats circulate letter to delay Biden nomination until convention: report

House Democrats circulate letter to delay Biden nomination until convention: report

Dems’ Virtual Biden Nomination Roll Call Won’t Come Before August

Daily Show Prep: Monday, June 17

Daily : , 17

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: Josh Firestine is to

https://www.summitcitycomedy.com/events/95229

Indiana Cop Used Facial Recognition Scans To Preform Non-Work-Related Searches


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Libs say Obama DIDN’T unfreeze Joe Biden and guide him offstage this weekend. Stop trusting your eyes, fam!

Should pistachio ice cream have actual pistachios in it? A lawsuit against Cold Stone Creamery says, yes.

Scientists discover continent that had been missing for 375 years


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Jussie Smollett Part Deux: Texas Political Candidate Arrested for Faking Hate Crimes to Smear Opponent

Chick-fil-A’s Brilliant Kids Summer Camp Initiative Attacked by Hateful Critics Threatening to Report Company to the Government

US judge blocks Biden Title IX rules, says ‘sex,’ ‘gender identity’ not the same thing

Newspaper to Continue Publishing Trans Shooters’ Writings after Bizarre Contempt Hearing

Daily Show Prep: Friday, March 22

Daily : , 22

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BREAKING: Unknown number killed in terror attack on Moscow concert hall

1 of the Few Remaining Survivors of the Attack on Pearl Harbor Has Died at 102

Kate Middleton reveals she has cancer, undergoing preventative chemotherapy

NBC News Hires Former RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel

Candace Owens Is Out at Daily Wire, CEO Says

Republican Rep. Mike Gallagher will resign early, leaving House majority hanging by a thread

BREAKING: New York AG moves to seize Trump’s Westchester golf course

FDA agrees to remove social media posts and webpages which urged people not to take Ivermectin to treat Covid

The responses to this are amazing 😂


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Chinese Humanoid Robot Defeats Speed Record, See The Machine In Action

Massive robotic arm 3D prints 27-ft-high two-story house in a first

WATCH: CHICAGO MAYOR, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, BLAMES TRUMP SUPPORTERS FOR VOTING DOWN HIS HOMELESS AGENDA

Chicago Sues Glock Over 3D-Printable Machine Gun Converter

Google’s Gmail censorship cost GOP candidates $2B since 2019, Republicans say, citing new study

Why did Wikipedia delete this part of the 1966 strategy to tank a nation that’s getting lots of chatter online? 🤔


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House GOP Probing ‘Loose-Knit Network’ Conspiring to Stop Trump

Secretaries Of State Won’t Explain ‘Coordinated’ Effort To Fight ‘Common Adversary’ In 2024

Susan Rice Sounds The Alarm On How Donald Trump’s Debts Could Risk U.S. Security

House Dems could have Johnson’s back on ouster threat — if Ukraine aid gets a vote

Schumer rejects Netanyahu’s request to address Senate days after blistering speech about Israeli leader

Detroit ‘teacher of the month’ claims she was fired over parent’s complaint about rapping side hustle — then films music video with students

EXCLUSIVEI was threatened by the January 6 committee into staying silent, Trump’s acting Defense Secretary Chris Miller claims