Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, June 26

Daily : , 26

Hour 1

FLASHBACK:

Color Me Shocked: Special Counsel Admits to FBI Tampering of Mar-a-Lago Documents

Rep. Lauren Boebert wins GOP primary after switching Colorado districts; Hurd, Crank also notch wins

Fire-alarm lover Jamaal Bowman lost his expensive primary last night and seemed a bit … unstable during his concession speech

Supreme Court tosses case that would prevent government from coercing social media to censor people. Check out Alito’s outraged dissent.


Hour 2

VIDEO: We now have living robot skin that can smile. Let the nightmares begin!

Rep. Banks tells Speaker Johnson House GOP should support Bannon legal defense

WaPo says “we’ve been accidentally cooling the planet … while warming it” … I’ve done my best to translate the clown speak for ya 🥴

Saying “good morning” is racist now, according to this woman


Hour 3

WikiLeaks’ Assange pleads guilty to publishing US military secrets in deal that secures his freedom

FLASHBACK:

Julian Assange ‘phoned the White House to warn of risk to lives’ over Wikileaks release

He added: “You can accurately describe this chapter of case as , lies and lies.”

Mr Summers said WikiLeaks had begun redacting 250,000 documents in November 2010, working with partners around the world.

He added: “That process involved the US and state feeding suggested redactions to the media.

“Knowing the US government was involved in the redaction process, can it be in any way said the request represents fair or accurate representation of what occurred?”

Mr Summers blamed the leaks on a 2011 book from The Guardian WikiLeaks, which contained a 58-key password.

18 revelations from Wikileaks’ hacked Clinton emails

Daily Show Prep: Friday, March 22

Daily : , 22

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BREAKING: Unknown number killed in terror attack on Moscow concert hall

1 of the Few Remaining Survivors of the Attack on Pearl Harbor Has Died at 102

Kate Middleton reveals she has cancer, undergoing preventative chemotherapy

NBC News Hires Former RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel

Candace Owens Is Out at Daily Wire, CEO Says

Republican Rep. Mike Gallagher will resign early, leaving House majority hanging by a thread

BREAKING: New York AG moves to seize Trump’s Westchester golf course

FDA agrees to remove social media posts and webpages which urged people not to take Ivermectin to treat Covid

The responses to this are amazing 😂


Hour 2

Chinese Humanoid Robot Defeats Speed Record, See The Machine In Action

Massive robotic arm 3D prints 27-ft-high two-story house in a first

WATCH: CHICAGO MAYOR, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, BLAMES TRUMP SUPPORTERS FOR VOTING DOWN HIS HOMELESS AGENDA

Chicago Sues Glock Over 3D-Printable Machine Gun Converter

Google’s Gmail censorship cost GOP candidates $2B since 2019, Republicans say, citing new study

Why did Wikipedia delete this part of the 1966 strategy to tank a nation that’s getting lots of chatter online? 🤔


Hour 3

House GOP Probing ‘Loose-Knit Network’ Conspiring to Stop Trump

Secretaries Of State Won’t Explain ‘Coordinated’ Effort To Fight ‘Common Adversary’ In 2024

Susan Rice Sounds The Alarm On How Donald Trump’s Debts Could Risk U.S. Security

House Dems could have Johnson’s back on ouster threat — if Ukraine aid gets a vote

Schumer rejects Netanyahu’s request to address Senate days after blistering speech about Israeli leader

Detroit ‘teacher of the month’ claims she was fired over parent’s complaint about rapping side hustle — then films music video with students

EXCLUSIVEI was threatened by the January 6 committee into staying silent, Trump’s acting Defense Secretary Chris Miller claims

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Jan. 11

Daily : , Jan. 11

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THIS Should End Fani Willis’ Case –> GUESS Who Met with Biden Just 3 DAYS After Trump Announced Campaign

Biden Admin Targets Rumble w/ ‘Bogus’ Investigation

BREAKING: Seeking to Disqualify from 2024 At Least 27 States for Filing 17 False Tax Documents to — Risks 99 in on 33 Counts

Inflation Soars As High Prices Continue To Squeeze Americans

Biden WH’s 2024 Plan to Boost Approval on the Economy: Give People Extra Money for Groceries


Hour 2

LOL-YIKES! Twitter Has WAAAY Too Much Fun at Nikki Haley’s Expense For Claiming She Does NOT Get Confused

Jess Piper MIIIGHT Want to Delete This OLD Post Since She’s Been Found Guilty of Campaign Finance Fraud

EXCLUSIVE: Second-Largest Foreign Owner Of US Land Is A Chinese Communist Party Member


Hour 3

New Michigan Poll Shows Biden Losing in Blowout

Rep. Jayapal to members of Congress: “Let’s talk about the fact that President Trump incited an ERECTION.”

Fauci develops selective amnesia during COVID testimony; admits social distancing wasn’t scientific

Fuel leak on Astrobotic’s moon lander leaves ‘no chance’ of soft landing

Woke Retreats: Johns Hopkins DEI Office Apologizes, Retracts ‘Privilege List’

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, Nov. 30

Daily : , Nov. 30

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Fed Chair Powell says smaller interest rate hikes could start in December

Life comes at you fast, Justin Trudeau…

Revealed: The Public Finally Gets to See the B-21 Stealth Bomber this Week

Pelosi replacement chosen by Dems…

Braun to run for Indiana governor, opening Senate seat in 2024

SF’s New ‘Futuristic’ Public Toilet Breaks Down On Just Third Day On the Job

San Francisco will allow police to deploy robots that kill

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/gay-huff-post-writer-arrested-for-threats-against-gay-nightclub/

Hour 2

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/fauci-sudden-memory-loss-during-deposition/

Fauci couldn’t recall critical COVID decisions during deposition: Republican AG

In rare cases, coronavirus vaccines may cause Long Covid–like symptoms

to Have Misled Public Over by Pharmaceutical

Canadian retailer Simons made a viral ad promoting assisted suicide. Seriously.

Russian tycoon, 53, is killed in helicopter crash near Monaco in latest crypto mystery death – ‘after another passenger cancelled at the last minute’

Investment Fund Boycotts These 29 Companies Hostile to Conservative Values


Hour 3

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/curious-rural-bank-purchase-by-ftx/

Disgraced FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried ‘paid $5 million cash for major analytics firm with trove of voter information to help Democratic campaigns’

House Passes Bill to Avert a Rail Strike, Moving to Impose a Labor Agreement

What’s the best design for splash-free urinal? Physics now has the answer

Daily Show Prep: Tues, Aug. 2

Daily : Tues, . 2

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‘They took him from me’: South Bend community mourns police killing of Dante Kittrell

Activists to mourn Dante Kittrell, make demands upon officials at evening vigil


Hour 2

Election Day: What you need to know

Gov. Gretchen Whitmer vows to keep abortion legal in Michigan “for my kids and your kids” 🤦‍♂️

Michigan court rules local authorities can enforce 1931 abortion ban, Mitten Queen Whitmer FURIOUS ✊

https://notthebee.com/article/scientists-turn-dead-spiders-into-zombie-robots-as-if-we-dont-have-enough-problems/

https://dcdirtylaundry.com/watch-not-so-cute-robodogs-sporting-machine-guns-seen-being-tested-in-viral-videos-as-our-dystopian-future-begins-to-emerge-in-full/

Rumble’s antitrust lawsuit against Google can proceed, says judge


Hour 3

Nancy Pelosi’s husband to be arraigned on charges of DUI and causing injury

Dozens of Deaths Averted as Joe Biden Names Monkeypox Czar

Why Is Saying Monkeypox Is a Disease Primarily Suffered by the Homosexual Community a Problem?

Houston Democrats Hosted a Gun Buyback Event and One Clever Man Took Full Advantage