Daily Show Prep: Friday, March 22

Daily : , 22

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BREAKING: Unknown number killed in terror attack on Moscow concert hall

1 of the Few Remaining Survivors of the Attack on Pearl Harbor Has Died at 102

Kate Middleton reveals she has cancer, undergoing preventative chemotherapy

NBC News Hires Former RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel

Candace Owens Is Out at Daily Wire, CEO Says

Republican Rep. Mike Gallagher will resign early, leaving House majority hanging by a thread

BREAKING: New York AG moves to seize Trump’s Westchester golf course

FDA agrees to remove social media posts and webpages which urged people not to take Ivermectin to treat Covid

The responses to this are amazing 😂


Hour 2

Chinese Humanoid Robot Defeats Speed Record, See The Machine In Action

Massive robotic arm 3D prints 27-ft-high two-story house in a first

WATCH: CHICAGO MAYOR, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, BLAMES TRUMP SUPPORTERS FOR VOTING DOWN HIS HOMELESS AGENDA

Chicago Sues Glock Over 3D-Printable Machine Gun Converter

Google’s Gmail censorship cost GOP candidates $2B since 2019, Republicans say, citing new study

Why did Wikipedia delete this part of the 1966 strategy to tank a nation that’s getting lots of chatter online? 🤔


Hour 3

House GOP Probing ‘Loose-Knit Network’ Conspiring to Stop Trump

Secretaries Of State Won’t Explain ‘Coordinated’ Effort To Fight ‘Common Adversary’ In 2024

Susan Rice Sounds The Alarm On How Donald Trump’s Debts Could Risk U.S. Security

House Dems could have Johnson’s back on ouster threat — if Ukraine aid gets a vote

Schumer rejects Netanyahu’s request to address Senate days after blistering speech about Israeli leader

Detroit ‘teacher of the month’ claims she was fired over parent’s complaint about rapping side hustle — then films music video with students

EXCLUSIVEI was threatened by the January 6 committee into staying silent, Trump’s acting Defense Secretary Chris Miller claims

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BREAKING: Supreme Court rules public can sue officials who block, mute them on social media

Northwest Allen County Schools joins districts canceling classes for the solar eclipse

TYSON FOODS FIRES AMERICAN WORKERS, PLANS TO REPLACE THEM WITH 52,000 MIGRANTS


Hour 2

WATCH: ADVIL DECLARES PAIN IS RACIST, VOWS TO PUT AN END TO (CHECK NOTES) “SYSTEMIC PAIN BIAS”

RILEY GAINS AND OVER A DOZEN ATHLETES FILE LAWSUIT AGAINST THE NCAA FOR IMPOSING “A RADICAL ANTI-WOMAN AGENDA ON COLLEGE SPORTS”

Lead prosecutor in Georgia election case resigns following judge’s decision allowing DA Fani Willis to stay on


Hour 3

The thirty-two-hour work week: another of Bernie’s bad ideas

Higher Mortality Found Among Vaccinated Patients Hospitalized for COVID-19: New Study

Gender Equality! Denmark Expanding Conscription to Women

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, March 12

Daily : , 12

Hour 1

Casey meant to talk about gubernatorial debate but just up ranting Holcomb.

: Pastor Lucas Miles for Tithe


Hour 2

Here is an update on the white Missouri girl who had her head cracked on the pavement. You won’t believe how woke her school district is.

California study: Attempted-suicide rate among men who had gender surgery was “twice as high” as it was before operation 👀

Hoo boy: Colorado’s top government DNA analyst allegedly “manipulated evidence for years,” possibly affecting more than 600 criminal cases

CVS Makes Future Managers Confess Their Privilege, Promises Not to Promote Merely on Merit

NOT SATIRE: Woke magazine asks “where are all the black people” in TV drama on Japanese history 💀


Hour 3

Transcript from documents probe contradicts Biden’s account of exchange with Hur over son’s death

Special counsel Hur squares off with White House, says Biden ‘willfully retained’ classified memos

Notice how she tries to talk over him once he corrects her that he didn’t exonerate Joe .

Biden special counsel Robert Hur’s resignation from DOJ makes his testimony “even more problematic”

Yes, Hur resigned from the . This prevents them from controlling his . He is now to give his testimony as he sees fit.

My favorite part of this Special Counsel transcript showing Biden’s senility is when the president basically said “my Corvette goes BRRRR” 😂

Daily Show Prep: Wed, March 6

Daily : Wed, 6

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Nikki Haley ends presidential campaign with ‘no regrets,’ ceding GOP nomination to Trump

‘TROUNCED’: Donald Trump Rips Nikki Haley After She Refused to Endorse Him

Nikki Haley Spends More than $114M to Only Win VT, D.C.

Dems’ Plan B?: Biden Defeated in Huge Primary Upset by Dark-Horse Jason Palmer

Buttigieg: Biden Didn’t Axe Effective Trump Border Policies, Just Family Separation, ‘Our Economy Is Pulling People’

Biden claims he and the Democrats want to fix the border. I guess he forgot that he terminated the border emergency on his first day in office!

BIDEN ADMINISTRATION ACTIONS THAT HAVE UNDERMINED BORDER SECURITY AND ENCOURAGED ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

Texas Rep. Tony Gonzales forced into GOP runoff against influencer Brandon Herrera


Hour 2

Indiana law dictates what happens if mayor resigns

Cuomo Subpoenaed for COVID-Era Nursing-Home Deaths

Wisdom

Doritos Fires Trans Ambassador after Disturbing Tweet about 12-Year-Old


Hour 3

VIDEO: Woke Methodist pastor caught drawing swastika on Jewish neighbor’s grocery delivery 😭

He had to publicly note that TOE LICKING is not allowed.

Hacker Forum Post Claims UnitedHealth Paid $22 Million Ransom in Bid to Recover Data

War of the ‘Whistleblowers’: Tony Bobulinski Sues Cassidy Hutchinson for Libel

Renault Award: Plastic Makers Lied About Recycling for Decades

President Joe Biden Announces Cap of All Credit Card Late Fees at $8

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Feb. 27

Daily : , Feb. 27

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https://www.953mnc.com/2024/02/27/allan-kauffman-resigns-from-goshen-school-board/
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/michigan-primary-voting-begins-in-6-hours/
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/trump-leads-biden-46-44-in-new-michigan-poll/

: Tithe With

Massachusetts man arrested for sending white powder to Trump Jr


Hour 2

The comments from women on this dumpster-fire-of-a-take are priceless 💀

CBS Returns Herridge’s Private Files on Biden Scandals after House Opens Probe

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/anderson-cooper-has-politicized-every-mass-shooting-for-the-last-15-years-but-now-please-dont-politicize-the-venezuelan-killer/
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/venezuelan-georgia-killer-assaulted-two-federal-officers-doj-dropped-the-charges/

Most Americans support southern border wall — as 61% call illegal immigration ‘very serious problem’: poll

Gen Z, Millennials to Get $1,400 Direct Payments Under New Bill


Hour 3

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/wendys-rolls-out-surge-pricing-for-fast-food/

Mapped: The Median Down Payment for a House, by U.S. State

Tennessee House Passes Bill to Ban LGBT Pride Flags from Public Schools

A Brief History Of Jody, The Original ‘Mr Steal Your Girl’