Daily Show Prep: Thursday, March 28

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talks current political infighting because no one listens to him before season.

Indiana education officials propose new high school diplomas for students

SUB PAR ‘I will never submit,’ shopper cries after major grocery chain CEO rolled out new ‘intrusive’ way to check your receipt


Hour 2

Casey solves timezone

BREAKING NEWS: Fort Wayne Mayor Tom Henry in hospice care following cancer diagnosis

Pennsylvania: Court Rules in Favor of Signature Verification for Mail-In Voting

US changes how it categorizes people by race and ethnicity; first revision in 27 years

Stores pull Cadbury “Gesture Eggs” promo after some genius removed the word “Easter” and caused public outcry


Hour 3

Palisades nuclear plant gets $1.5B federal loan in bid to reopen, a national first

There Was Very Little Pete Buttigieg Was Able to Tell Us About Bridge Collapse

If It Ain’t Woke, Don’t Fix It: Biden Urged To Use Baltimore Bridge Rebuild For Race Reparations

Leader of Princeton’s “queer alumni club” arrested on charges of child pornography

Biden To Visit NYC For Record-Shattering Celeb Fundraiser Same Day Trump Honors Fallen Cop

Governor Holcomb Issues Executive Order to Prepare for Solar Eclipse

It’s Official: Nobody Wants to Read About President Zero

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, March 27

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Casey breaks down embarrassing debate night.

: Former Indiana AG Hill wasn’t at the gubernatorial debate, Casey had him on to discuss his campaign and answer debate . Jamie Reitenour, also wasn’t on the debate stage, will join Casey .


Hour 2

Trump makes fun of Ronna McDaniel after NBC cancels her contract

Feds threaten presidential candidate “Literally Anybody Else” with criminal charges if he doesn’t supply his real name


Hour 3

Anyone win Mega Millions last night, March 26? New Jersey winner hits all 6 drawing numbers

Legal expert weighs in on crowdfunding in Delphi murders case

Jon Stewart found to have overvalued his NYC home by 829% after labeling Trump’s civil case ‘not victimless’

Carol Roth DEMOLISHES the Biden Administration’s Lies About the Reality of Income Tax Rates

WH wants to repeal provision in recently enacted spending bill banning pride flags over US embassies

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, March 28

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‘Give Planet Fitness The Bud Light Treatment’ — Calls Grow To Boycott Gym After String Of Sexual Abuse From Men In Women’s Bathrooms


Hour 2

Charges Dropped Against Gold Star Father Who Shouted At Biden During SOTU Address

Fla. Judge Drops the Boom on Corrupt Special Counsel w/ 2-Page Ultimatum


Hour 3

Wednesday Wisdom

Dow rises 400 points to record close after Fed says 3 rate cuts are on the way: Live updates

Gotta lower rates to help win.

Liberal College Professor Goes BALLISTIC After NYPD Officer Gives Her Kid a Couple Stickers

Hospital Transparency Pricing Report

Texas’ new immigration law is blocked again

House unanimously votes to keep sensitive American data out of hostile countries’ hands

EXCLUSIVEMultimillion dollar fund manager ditches Tyson Foods, saying meat giant sacking US workers to hire 42,000 asylum seekers is the ‘woke liberal takeover of America’

IN THE NAME OF DIVERSITY AND EQUITY, A BLUE STATE WILL NO LONGER REQUIRE LAWYERS TO TAKE THE BAR EXAM

AWFL WOKE PROFESSOR: MARRIAGE TOTALLY ADVANCES “WHITE SUPREMACY”

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, March 28

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meant to talk the GOP gubernatorial but just up ranting Holcomb.

: Lucas Miles for Tuesday Tithe


Hour 2

Here is an update on the white Missouri girl who had her head cracked on the pavement. You won’t believe how woke her school district is.

California study: Attempted-suicide rate among men who had gender surgery was “twice as high” as it was before operation 👀

Hoo boy: Colorado’s top government DNA analyst allegedly “manipulated evidence for years,” possibly affecting more than 600 criminal cases

CVS Makes Future Managers Confess Their Privilege, Promises Not to Promote Merely on Merit

NOT SATIRE: Woke magazine asks “where are all the black people” in TV drama on Japanese history 💀


Hour 3

Transcript from documents probe contradicts Biden’s account of exchange with Hur over son’s death

Special counsel Hur squares off with White House, says Biden ‘willfully retained’ classified memos

Notice how she tries to talk over him once he corrects her that he didn’t exonerate Joe .

Biden special counsel Robert Hur’s resignation from DOJ makes his testimony “even more problematic”

Yes, Hur resigned from the . This prevents them from controlling his testimony. He is now free to give his testimony as he sees fit.

My favorite part of this Special Counsel transcript showing Biden’s senility is when the president basically said “my Corvette goes BRRRR” 😂

Daily Show Prep: Wed, March 6

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Nikki Haley ends presidential campaign with ‘no regrets,’ ceding GOP nomination to Trump

‘TROUNCED’: Donald Trump Rips Nikki Haley After She Refused to Endorse Him

Nikki Haley Spends More than $114M to Only Win VT, D.C.

Dems’ Plan B?: Biden Defeated in Huge Primary Upset by Dark-Horse Jason Palmer

Buttigieg: Biden Didn’t Axe Effective Trump Border Policies, Just Family Separation, ‘Our Economy Is Pulling People’

Biden claims he and the Democrats want to fix the border. I guess he forgot that he terminated the border emergency on his first day in office!

BIDEN ADMINISTRATION ACTIONS THAT HAVE UNDERMINED BORDER SECURITY AND ENCOURAGED ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

Texas Rep. Tony Gonzales forced into GOP runoff against influencer Brandon Herrera


Hour 2

Indiana law dictates what happens if mayor resigns

Cuomo Subpoenaed for COVID-Era Nursing-Home Deaths

Wisdom

Doritos Fires Trans Ambassador after Disturbing Tweet about 12-Year-Old


Hour 3

VIDEO: Woke Methodist pastor caught drawing swastika on Jewish neighbor’s grocery delivery 😭

He had to publicly note that TOE LICKING is not allowed.

Hacker Forum Post Claims UnitedHealth Paid $22 Million Ransom in Bid to Recover Data

War of the ‘Whistleblowers’: Tony Bobulinski Sues Cassidy Hutchinson for Libel

Renault Award: Plastic Makers Lied About Recycling for Decades

President Joe Biden Announces Cap of All Credit Card Late Fees at $8