Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

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Tina Turner: legendary rock’n’roll singer dies aged 83

No one is reporting what Ron DeSantis actually said in his 2024 announcement last night cuz they want to make fun of him for crashing Twitter, so here are some highlights

House Republican Pushes to Fine Schiff $16M for Russia Hoax Lies

Fox News Unleashes Layoffs amid Tumbling Viewership, Tucker’s Exit

Calif. Bans Skittles Due to Health Concerns, Still Allows Child Sex Changes

EXC: CPAC Treasurer Resigns Alleging ‘Cancer in Organization Metastasizing for Years’.

Kansas’s Racist Democrat Gov. Slammed for Axing Underground Railroad Restoration

Bill Gates was having affair with Russian woman, Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him using it

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San Francisco mayor forced to abandon public safety meeting after protester throws brick

Michigan Man Gets Community Service for Shooting Anti-Abortion Campaigner

Target’s market value has dropped $9 billion in one week. Check out the leaked email the company sent employees.

Target CEO Defends ‘Tuck-Friendly’ Trans Products in Stores

Target Pulls Some LGBT Items, Claims Threats after Panic over Boycotts

Target, Facing Backlash, Pulls LGBT Pride Items by Satanist Designer

Drag queen Pattie Gonia says ‘come out’ in North Face ‘Summer of Pride’ ad

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing

House Judiciary Threatens MLB’s Anti-Trust Exemption for Pushing Radical LGBT Agenda

Transgender Disc Golfer Wins Women’s Event in Virginia

Students Sue Prof. Who Forced Donations to Planned Parenthood


Hour 2

Indiana counselor sues after being fired over criticism of transgender pronouns

BREAKING: LGBT Pride ‘Youth Carnival’ Bars Parents From Attending

Men’s Health says men might be “gynosexual” if they are attracted to women. Or, you know, just normal men.

“Look how quickly the media freaks out about losing just a tiny part of the narrative™ machine.” These are all REAL headlines from mainstream media outlets!

More Details Revealed about IRS Targeting Twitter Files Reporter


Hour 3

Hunter Biden investigation: Second IRS whistleblower claims retaliation

Black Lives Matter Hemorrhaged Cash in 2022, Tax Documents Show

Karine Jean-Pierre Showered With Receipts After Blatant Lie on Biden and the Debt Ceiling

Disturbing video shows machete-wielding NYC professor Shellyne Rodriguez chase Post staffers down street

Shellyne Rodriguez, NYC college professor who threatened Post reporter with machete, is fired as her lawsuit against NYPD emerges

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South Bend Community Schools to require all students use clear backpacks next school year

EXCLUSIVE: Five Migrants on Terror Watch List Arrested near AZ Border Post-Title 42

‘I WAS WRONG’: Bear Grylls Admits Vegan Diet NOT Healthy

Tithe: on honesty


Hour 2

THEN: MEDIA TO AMERICANS: OF COURSE THE TRUMP DOSSIER IS TRUE! [SUPERCUT]

NOW: CNN HOSTS ADMIT FBI NEVER SHOULD HAVE INVESTIGATED TRUMP FOR RUSSIA HOAX: ‘DEVASTATING TO THE FBI’

Durham Report Reveals FBI Vendetta Against Carter Page Behind FISA Warrants

10 times the media declared the discredited Steele dossier was not ‘disproven’

FLASHBACK: Chuck Todd to BuzzFeed editor: You published ‘fake news’

Chuck Todd Still Cluelessly Pretending Steele Dossier Is Reliable

Miller has worst ‘hold my ‘ moment

EXCLUSIVE: Miller Lite’s Chief Of Marketing Has Spent Years Flopping From One Liberal Cause To Another


Hour 3

Chicago’s New Mayor Blares Black National Anthem for Inauguration, Maligns Police

Daily Show Prep: Monday, March 27

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Holly Holm Explains Call To End Child Sexualization In Post-Fight Press Conference

Transvestites Protest Banning Minors from Drag Shows

Church allegedly vandalized with Molotov cocktails ahead of hosting drag queen story hour

STUDY: Be My (Leftist) Guest: How PBS’s False Objectivity Poisons Political Debate

NPR Correction Gets Fact-Checked by Twitter after Lying about Trans Sports

Limited eh?

Trans women retain 12% edge in tests two years after transitioning, study finds

Trans women athletes have unfair advantage over those born female: testosterone

A new study suggests transgender women maintain an athletic advantage over their cisgender peers even after a year on hormone therapy.

A new study in the British Journal of Sports Medicine found that transgender women maintain physical advantages in strength and heart and lung capacity years after transitioning.

In a new study, researchers at the University of São Paulo assessed the strength and aerobic ability of transgender women undergoing long-term hormone therapy as well as those of cisgender men and women matched by age and physical activity levels.

No research on ‘elite athletes’ eh?

Transwoman Elite Athletes: Their Extra Percentage Relative to Female Physiology


Hour 2

Hall of Fame Penn volleyball coach Lisa Pawlik resigns along with her staff

Gwyneth Paltrow Mocked For Trial Statement: ‘Well, We Lost Half A Day Of Skiing’

Adam Kinzinger Connected to Alleged Ukraine Scam Operation

AOC Simped for TikTok, and Walked Right Into an Unbelievable Corruption Scandal

CNN gets obliterated for accusing white people of racist ‘digital blackface’ for sharing black memes: ‘The stupidest thing I’ve read in all of 2023’


Hour 3

Nashville school shooting: 6 killed including 3 students, shooter dead

Glimmer of Hope in Fight to Reverse Spinal Injuries

Nashville school shooter ID’d as Audrey Hale

Audrey Hale, Nashville Covenant School Shooting Suspect: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

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Bombshell Revelation Explodes DA Bragg’s Porn Star Hush-Money Case

‘s Bureau of Motor Vehicles is collecting and selling personal

Biden Sexual Assault Accuser Tara Reade to Testify Before Congress

DRINKING COFFEE IS THE NEW THING THAT MAKES YOU RAAAAACIST AND EVEN ELON MUSK IS ALL LIKE WTF

Bacterial Outbreak in Eyedrops Linked to Deaths, Vision Loss, in 16 States Including Illinois

Fed hikes rates by a quarter percentage point, indicates increases are near an end


Hour 2

Teachers and the Decline of Civic Knowledge

Are college students getting dumber when it comes to civic education?

Knowledge of how government works is declining, prompting talk of civics education, voter tests

Survey finds college graduates struggle with basic civic literacy

Indoctrinated College Grads’ IQs Take Nosedive: New Study

IQ scores in the US have DROPPED for first time in nearly 100 years, study suggests — so is tech making us dim?

FLASHBACK: Scientists say they’ve found the ‘liberal gene’

Michigan University to Have 5 Different Graduations for ‘Diversity’

NATIONAL TOXICOLOGY PROGRAM FINDS NO SAFE LEVEL OF FLUORIDE IN DRINKING WATER; WATER FLUORIDATION POLICY THREATENED

NEW SURVEY SHOWS OVER HALF OF YOUNG LIBERAL WHITE WOMEN HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS AND WE HAVE AN IDEA AS TO WHY


Hour 3

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Pentagon doctors claim 7-year-olds can make decisions to be injected with hormones, puberty suppressants

WATCH: TRANS CHILD CELEBRITY ADMITS THEY NEVER FEEL LIKE THEMSELVES DESPITE GENDER-CONFIRMING SURGERIES

DOJ Informants ‘Invaded’ and ‘Interfered’ in Proud Boys Defense Strategy, Attorneys Claim

Daily Show Prep: Thurs, March 16

Daily : Thurs, 16

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REPORT: Pelosi Needed Jan. 6 ‘Emergency’ to Fulfill 2020 Coup

US video shows moment Russian fighter jet collides with US drone

Who Blew Up Nord Stream? Investigators Focus on Six Mysterious Passengers on a Yacht

No one seems to believe this ‘theory.’


Hour 2

Kellogg Pledged $91 Million To Racial Division While Slashing Employee Benefits

Organizing Your Pantry is Racist and Sexist, College Professor Says

Fed’s interest rate history: A look at the fed funds rate from the 1980s to the present


Hour 3

‘Horrifying’: Huge Proportion Of Children Pursuing Gender Transitions Are Actually Autistic, Experts Believe

XXXtra Credit: Oregon Teacher Asks Students To Describe Erotic Fantasies and Identify Sexually Attractive Classmates