Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 13

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Republican VP Hopeful JD Vance Shows Up at Court for Trump

That little lesson from Panama’s election for lawfare-obsessed Democrats

CNN, Other Warner Bros. Discovery Networks See Advertising Plunge 11 Percent as Viewership Plummets

HOW BAD IS THE BIDEN BORDER CRISIS? CNN’S FAREED ZAKARIA JUST CALLED FOR BIDEN TO BRING BACK TRUMP’S POLICIES

‘My God’: CNN Data Guru Says Sun Belt Polling Is ‘Absolute Disaster’ For Joe Biden

Biden Admin Wants Israeli Forces To ‘Get Out Of Gaza,’ Secretary Blinken Says

ABC’s Mary Bruce Invents Weird New ‘Anti-Semitic Trope’ With Which To Smear Trump

Biden slammed by tsunami of backlash after claiming ‘we leave no one behind’

Jen Psaki Forced to Admit AND Correct BLATANT, Shameful Lie She Told to Protect Biden in Her New Book


Hour 2

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PATRIOTIC AND PETTY! MAN’S RESPONSE TO COMPLAINTS ABOUT HIS BOAT IN HIS DRIVEWAY GOES VIRAL, “I LIKE TO MAKE A POLITICAL STATEMENT”

: Tim from Party

The Congressional candidate everyone in the GOP is talking about


Hour 3

BREAKING: Black Marine Charged w/ Planning Mass Shooting against ‘Privileged White People’

Report: Pentagon Orders Withdrawal from Niger

Report: Biological Male Represented by ACLU Rapes Inmate in Female Prison

Two Zelenskky Ministers Sacked Following Multi-Million Dollar Corruption Scandal

Sen. Lee Blasts Biden: Withholding Terrorists’ Location from Israel Is ‘Extortion’

Iranian lawmaker declares Tehran obtained nuclear bombs

OpenAI drops “omnimodel” that can watch what you’re doing, understand your emotions, and respond. I guarantee you won’t believe this is a machine talking.

Pelosi says 2016 election was “hijacked” during Oxford Union debate with Mumford & Sons guitarist

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, March 28

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talks current political infighting because no one listens to him before season.

Indiana education officials propose new high school diplomas for students

SUB PAR ‘I will never submit,’ shopper cries after major grocery chain CEO rolled out new ‘intrusive’ way to check your receipt


Hour 2

Casey solves timezone

BREAKING NEWS: Fort Wayne Mayor Tom Henry in hospice care following cancer diagnosis

Pennsylvania: Court Rules in Favor of Signature Verification for Mail-In Voting

US changes how it categorizes people by race and ethnicity; first revision in 27 years

Stores pull Cadbury “Gesture Eggs” promo after some genius removed the word “Easter” and caused public outcry


Hour 3

Palisades nuclear plant gets $1.5B federal loan in bid to reopen, a national first

There Was Very Little Pete Buttigieg Was Able to Tell Us About Bridge Collapse

If It Ain’t Woke, Don’t Fix It: Biden Urged To Use Baltimore Bridge Rebuild For Race Reparations

Leader of Princeton’s “queer alumni club” arrested on charges of child pornography

Biden To Visit NYC For Record-Shattering Celeb Fundraiser Same Day Trump Honors Fallen Cop

Governor Holcomb Issues Executive Order to Prepare for Solar Eclipse

It’s Official: Nobody Wants to Read About President Zero

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Nov. 21

Daily : , Nov. 21

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Elon Musk Just Detonated His ‘Thermonuclear’ Lawsuit

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Ariz. Church Leader Shot in Head While Preaching on Street Corner: ‘In Desperate Need of a Miracle’

Ontario Catholic High School Student Suspended for Gender Views Appeals Decision


Hour 2

Report: White House Secretly Reactivated Funding to Collect TRILLIONS of U.S. Phone Records

White House Program Enabling Mass American Phone Surveillance Could Be Illegal, Lawmaker Says

Misguided Mayorkas Orders CBP Agents Not to ‘Misgender’ Illegal Aliens With ‘Incorrect Pronouns’

Watching this lady find out that Alaska isn’t an island is the greatest smack down of the American education system I’ve seen in a while.


Hour 3

Commercial Flights Are Experiencing ‘Unthinkable’ GPS Attacks and Nobody Knows What to Do

Gen Z workers say they should be hired for their ‘personality,’ not productivity: We ‘set the vibes’

Ladies and gentlemen … your ‘personality :’

Daily Show Prep: Thurs, Aug. 31

Daily : Thurs, . 31

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Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell froze up again during a press conference

UPDATE: School board rules that 12-year-old with Gadsden flag patch does NOT violate school policy ✊


Hour 2

What a headline! Germany dismantles wind farm so it can expand coal mine after shutting down last nuclear plants

Burger King has been hit with a class-action lawsuit claiming it made its Whopper appear larger than it really is

Fan allegedly smuggles gun under her belly fat into White Sox game, accidentally shoots herself and another woman

Climate warriors enraged as Martha Stewart uses piece of iceberg to chill her cocktail 😂

Warnock’s Church Resumes Evictions From Low-Income Apartment Building as It Enriches the Senator

Over 1,600 Scientists and Professionals Sign ‘No Climate Emergency’ Declaration

Maine Hospital Fired Nurses for Refusing COVID Shots—Now It’s Begging Them to Come Back

Oregon Residents Now Regret Decriminalizing Hard Drugs


Hour 3

I tried to warn conservatives about the American Stasi. They ignored me

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Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 18

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Ex-Biden Nuclear Official Sam Brinton Arrested As ‘Fugitive From Justice’ For Luggage Theft

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis expected to launch 2024 presidential campaign next week

Democrat congresswoman tries to discredit FBI whistleblower because of controversial tweets. It turns out they weren’t from his account, but she went ahead and questioned him about them anyways.

Florida Democrat lawmaker accuses FBI whistleblowers of not being ‘real’ whistleblowers

FBI surveillance contractor infiltrated chatrooms, monitored skeptics of COVID jabs

FBI obtained Americans bank records without subpoena: Whistleblowers

FBI’s Peter Strzok concealed CIA memo that Hillary was trying to ‘frame’ Trump

Whistleblower report: FBI used Jan. 6 riot to mislead on domestic terrorism spike

6 Freshly Documented Instances Of Systemic Pro-Democrat FBI Corruption


Hour 2

Study: Google’s YouTube Algorithm Recommends Graphic and Violent Content to Boys 9-14

Social Media Bosses Who Fail to Remove Misogynistic Content Should Face Jail, Say Peers

EXCLUSIVE: Rep. Matt Gaetz Calls For Defunding Radio After NPR Affiliate Airs Louis Farrakhan Speeches

STUDY: Be My (Leftist) Guest: How PBS’s False Objectivity Poisons Political Debate

Study: Taxpayer-Subsidized PBS Whacks GOP with 85% Negative News


Hour 3

Oh No: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Warns We Won’t Have Food If We Fight Illegal Immigration

Marjorie Taylor Greene Files Impeachment Articles Against Joe Biden and Admin Officials

GOP Rep. Luna: Expel Schiff From Congress

Ted Cruz Calls For Investigation Into Anheuser-Busch For Allegedly ‘Knowingly Marketing To Children’