Daily Show Prep: Wed, March 6

Daily : Wed, 6

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Nikki Haley ends presidential campaign with ‘no regrets,’ ceding GOP nomination to Trump

‘TROUNCED’: Donald Trump Rips Nikki Haley After She Refused to Endorse Him

Nikki Haley Spends More than $114M to Only Win VT, D.C.

Dems’ Plan B?: Biden Defeated in Huge Primary Upset by Dark-Horse Jason Palmer

Buttigieg: Biden Didn’t Axe Effective Trump Border Policies, Just Family Separation, ‘Our Economy Is Pulling People’

Biden claims he and the Democrats want to fix the border. I guess he forgot that he terminated the border emergency on his first day in office!

BIDEN ADMINISTRATION ACTIONS THAT HAVE UNDERMINED BORDER SECURITY AND ENCOURAGED ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

Texas Rep. Tony Gonzales forced into GOP runoff against influencer Brandon Herrera


Hour 2

Indiana law dictates what happens if mayor resigns

Cuomo Subpoenaed for COVID-Era Nursing-Home Deaths

Wisdom

Doritos Fires Trans Ambassador after Disturbing Tweet about 12-Year-Old


Hour 3

VIDEO: Woke Methodist pastor caught drawing swastika on Jewish neighbor’s grocery delivery 😭

He had to publicly note that TOE LICKING is not allowed.

Hacker Forum Post Claims UnitedHealth Paid $22 Million Ransom in Bid to Recover Data

War of the ‘Whistleblowers’: Tony Bobulinski Sues Cassidy Hutchinson for Libel

Renault Award: Plastic Makers Lied About Recycling for Decades

President Joe Biden Announces Cap of All Credit Card Late Fees at $8

Daily Show Prep: Monday, March

Daily : , March

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SCOTUS RULES 9-0 THAT TRUMP CAN APPEAR ON BALLOT

Colorado SecState Doubles Down Against Trump Even After 9-0 SCOTUS Smackdown

Nikki Haley ‘No Longer Bound’ by Pledge to Endorse Trump

Oklahoma School Under Fire for Toe-Licking Fundraising Event

Come see the “toxic phrases” CNBC apparently wants you to lose friendships over


Hour 2

Half of college grads are working high school-level jobs a year after graduation

Attorney General Todd Rokita announces new program to protect kids

Buttigieg Blames Biden’s Poor Approval Ratings on Media Coverage

The North Face offers 20% off to customers who complete a digital course in racial inclusion

We Finally Know How Much Damage Bud Light Boycott Did To Anheuser-Busch

Southwest Allen County Schools board to seek help with superintendent search


Hour 3

Merrick Garland Declares Election Integrity Racist, Threatens Red States

Laken Riley’s Mother: The Murder Was an ‘Avoidable Tragedy’

Blue Line, shrooms and other bills that didn’t make the cut at the Statehouse

More Netflix price hikes might be coming soon, analysts say

‘It’s Like Survivor’: Cable News Braces For The Great Pay Cut

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 26

Daily : , Feb. 26

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Fort Wayne Mayor Tom Henry Reveals Cancer Diagnosis

2024 United States primary elections

Koch Network Pulls Funding From Nikki Haley After 4th Straight Loss

Ronna McDaniel To Leave As RNC Chair On March 8

Dems Worried Biden Will Lose Michigan if He Doesn’t Cave to Pro-Hamas Wing of Party

BuzzFeed Goes Broke, Sells Complex for $108.6M, Announces Layoffs

Judge cuts law firm’s legal bill in half after it used ChatGPT to calculate “excessive” amount

Business Owners Have the Blue State Blues


Hour 2

SOURCES: U.S. AIRMAN BURNED HIMSELF ALIVE IN SUPPORT OF…PALESTINE!?

Fox News Reveals Georgia Murder Suspect Is Illegal Alien, Paroled Under Biden

Scientists Push to Rename ‘Problematic’ Dinosaurs Due to Racism, Sexism

Some student loan borrowers are boycotting payments, but the risk is high: survey

‘I’d rather be caffeinated than depressed with $6′: Young Americans are rejecting Dave Ramsey’s financial advice — here’s why they say they’re ‘not willing to do anything to get out of debt’

NYC SCHOOL (OF COURSE) FORCES WOKE BLM COLORING BOOK WITH TRANS-AFFIRMING LESSONS ON STUDENTS AS YOUNG AS FIVE

Teachers Ran LGBT Education Program At Dallas School Without Approval: REPORT

https://twitter.com/KanekoaTheGreat/status/1762211208827199542

Hour 3

Texas man guilty of making $1.8M after eavesdropping on his wife’s work calls as they worked from home

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 19

Daily : , Feb. 19

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Nolte: Doomed CNN Forced to ‘Dramatically’ Slash Anchor Salaries

Masked ‘Recovering Journo’ Shaming United for Plane Air Quality ACCIDENTALLY Funniest Post of the Day

The Atlantic Claims Rich People Leave Their Curtains Open to Torment the Poors ANNND Twitter Has Thoughts

Teen car wash worker has lemonade hurled at her, retaliates by spraying pressure hose at rude customer in viral video


Hour 2

The NYPD Has a ‘Dance’ Team and the Dancing COVID Nurses Would Like a Word

Biden admin reportedly doubling down on gas car crackdown

The Boom in Battery Metals for EVs Is Turning to Bust

Shutdown of Indiana oil refinery impacts gas prices with a 21 cent increase from last month

Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act, Meant To Counter China, Prompted Explosion in Chinese Battery Imports

SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY WHILE EXPERIMENTING WITH URINE: ‘WE CAN REUSE A VERY SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE COBALT’

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Hour 3

The Internet Was Made for Nikki Haley’s Hilariously Unfortunate Wording in Her ’12 Fellas’ Post

Jill Biden gives SOTU invite to Texas woman who went to great lengths to kill her disabled unborn child

Kansas Man Speaks Out After He Was Wrongly Accused Of Being Suspected KC Parade Shooter: ‘I Just Want To Clear My Name’

Complete PARODY: Mollie Hemingway Calls NYT OUT for Praising Fani Willis’ DRESS (That Was on BACKWARD)

WOW: Victor Davis Hanson Rattles Off List of Biden’s Lies (Just in the Past WEEK)

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Feb. 8

Daily : , Feb. 8

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FLASHBACK: FBI director: Hillary broke the law, but she won’t be prosecuted for it

TODAY: Special counsel won’t charge Biden for his handling of classified docs, despite evidence he ‘willfully retained’ materials

But they’ll charge when he had authority to possess documents.


Hour 2

An Indiana senator tweeted four words about the ‘dead’ border bill. It didn’t go over well

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/illegal-invaders-staying-at-500-night-times-square-hotel-are-trashing-rooms-drinking-all-day-smoking-marijuana-and-having-sex-in-the-stairwell/

Biden Accidentally Proves He CAN Secure the Border Threatening to Make it Worse if Repubs Don’t Cooperate

Jennifer Van Laar OWNS Talking Heads Trying to Take Credit for Ronna McDaniels in Straight-FIRE Thread

WATCH: Biological Males Dominate Women’s College Volleyball Game While The Girls Get To Sit On The Bench

Welp, looks like journalism is illegal in Europe. Come read the details on this one.


Hour 3

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Justin Trudeau on opposition leader Pierre Poilievre: “What he is proposing to do is to make Canada great again; that is not what Canadians want” 🤔

Canada: NDP-Proposed Speech Law Calls to Jail Those That Praise Fossil Fuels

Why do you think a Kentucky judge gave no jail time to a transgender daycare worker who sexually abused a baby?

Nikki Haley Fumes Over Nevada Primary Loss, Says Trump ‘Rigged’ the Election