Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, March 19

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Supreme Court rules Texas can enforce law allowing police to arrest migrants

Trump: Will Cassidy Hutchinson be rebuked for ‘fake stories’ to Jan. 6 committee?

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Illegal Immigrant Can Carry Guns: Federal Judge


Hour 2

Democrat senator tells reporters how to do their job, instructs them to lie about Donald Trump — but it blows up in his face

Go Green: Hertz Replacing CEO After Bet on Electric Vehicles Falls Apart

Gubernatorial candidate Jamie Reitenour lambasts debate, forum hosts for exclusion

High school track coach in Indiana forbids student-athletes to gather for prayer before meets: Lawsuit


Hour 3

George Stephanopoulos finds out why he shouldn’t have claimed Trump was found ‘liable of rape’: ‘Clear defamatory statement’

Google ‘interfered’ 41 times in US elections to help ‘left-wing’ candidates: Watchdog group

GEN. MARK MILLEY’S SECOND ACT: MULTIMILLIONAIRE

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, March 19

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meant to talk the debate but just ended up ranting .

: Pastor for Tuesday Tithe


Hour 2

Here is an update on the white Missouri girl who had her head cracked on the pavement. You won’t believe how woke her school district is.

California study: Attempted-suicide rate among men who had gender surgery was “twice as high” as it was before operation 👀

Hoo boy: Colorado’s top government DNA analyst allegedly “manipulated evidence for years,” possibly affecting more than 600 criminal cases

CVS Makes Future Managers Confess Their Privilege, Promises Not to Promote Merely on Merit

NOT SATIRE: Woke magazine asks “where are all the black people” in TV drama on Japanese history 💀


Hour 3

Transcript from documents probe contradicts Biden’s account of exchange with Hur over son’s death

Special counsel Hur squares off with White House, says Biden ‘willfully retained’ classified memos

Notice how she tries to talk over him once he corrects her that he didn’t exonerate Joe .

Biden special counsel Robert Hur’s resignation from DOJ makes his testimony “even more problematic”

Yes, Hur resigned from the DOJ. This prevents them from controlling his testimony. He is now to give his testimony as he sees fit.

My favorite part of this Special Counsel transcript showing Biden’s senility is when the president basically said “my Corvette goes BRRRR” 😂

Daily Show Prep: Monday, March

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SCOTUS RULES 9-0 THAT TRUMP CAN APPEAR ON BALLOT

Colorado SecState Doubles Down Against Trump Even After 9-0 SCOTUS Smackdown

Nikki Haley ‘No Longer Bound’ by Pledge to Endorse Trump

Oklahoma School Under Fire for Toe-Licking Fundraising Event

Come see the “toxic phrases” CNBC apparently wants you to lose friendships over


Hour 2

Half of college grads are working high school-level jobs a year after graduation

Attorney General Todd Rokita announces new program to protect kids

Buttigieg Blames Biden’s Poor Approval Ratings on Media Coverage

The North Face offers 20% off to customers who complete a digital course in racial inclusion

We Finally Know How Much Damage Bud Light Boycott Did To Anheuser-Busch

Southwest Allen County Schools board to seek help with superintendent search


Hour 3

Merrick Garland Declares Election Integrity Racist, Threatens Red States

Laken Riley’s Mother: The Murder Was an ‘Avoidable Tragedy’

Blue Line, shrooms and other bills that didn’t make the cut at the Statehouse

More Netflix price hikes might be coming soon, analysts say

‘It’s Like Survivor’: Cable News Braces For The Great Pay Cut

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, Feb. 28

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Michigan Republican Presidential Primary Results

https://www.953mnc.com/2024/02/28/delphi-police-say-man-took-two-young-girls-to-the-woods-after-meeting-on-social-media/

Wendy’s Denies It Will Implement ‘Surge Pricing’

CLIMATE CHANGE: WAR IS THE PROBLEM, NOT DOGS AND CATS


Hour 2

Chicago Cop Sues City To Change Race On Records After Officers Allowed To Change Genders

Federal court lets Indiana ban on gender-affirming care for minors take effect

‘Most qualified person should get the job’ is microaggression, Russell Group universities say

From CNN to School Board Candidacy: Brian Stelter’s Unexpected Path & The Ongoing Debates Shaping Our Society


Hour 3

US GDP “Grew” $334 Billion In Q4…. That Growth Cost $834 Billion In Debt

Study — Prevalence of Female Psychopaths much higher than previously believed.

Nato allies reject Emmanuel Macron idea of troops to Ukraine

‘No joke’: Ottawa to give Ukraine $4 million to fund gender-inclusive demining

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Feb. 8

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FLASHBACK: FBI director: Hillary broke the law, but she won’t be prosecuted for it

TODAY: Special counsel won’t charge Biden for his handling of classified docs, despite evidence he ‘willfully retained’ materials

But they’ll charge when he had authority to possess documents.


Hour 2

An Indiana senator tweeted four words about the ‘dead’ border bill. It didn’t go over well

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/illegal-invaders-staying-at-500-night-times-square-hotel-are-trashing-rooms-drinking-all-day-smoking-marijuana-and-having-sex-in-the-stairwell/

Biden Accidentally Proves He CAN Secure the Border Threatening to Make it Worse if Repubs Don’t Cooperate

Jennifer Van Laar OWNS Talking Heads Trying to Take Credit for Ronna McDaniels in Straight-FIRE Thread

WATCH: Biological Males Dominate Women’s College Volleyball Game While The Girls Get To Sit On The Bench

Welp, looks like journalism is illegal in Europe. Come read the details on this one.


Hour 3

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Justin Trudeau on opposition leader Pierre Poilievre: “What he is proposing to do is to make Canada great again; that is not what Canadians want” 🤔

Canada: NDP-Proposed Speech Law Calls to Jail Those That Praise Fossil Fuels

Why do you think a Kentucky judge gave no jail time to a transgender daycare worker who sexually abused a baby?

Nikki Haley Fumes Over Nevada Primary Loss, Says Trump ‘Rigged’ the Election