Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, May 22

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Biden’s newest gaffe had some rhythm so I set it to music with a few of his greatest hits

https://twitter.com/itsNTBmedia/status/1792997211971715130

The media lost it when Trump reposted a vid that included the words “Unified Reich” in the background of the stock template. It’s not even THAT reich.

Check out these charts showing how much fast-food prices have jumped since 2019 🤯

“No hyperbole: I genuinely think this is the most devastating chart I’ve ever seen amid a presidential election cycle.”


Hour 2

Fake News Called Out for Claiming Tucker Carlson Planned Russian TV Show

Men’s Feminist Identification and Reported Use of Prescription Erectile Dysfunction Medication

Report: Michigan teacher salaries aren’t keeping pace with other states

are increasing every . Starting salaries are low. Average salaries are than average Michigander.

https://www.nea.org/resource-library/educator-pay-and-student-spending-how-does-your-state-rank?utm_medium=paid-search&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=rankings-estimates-report&utm_content=&ms=ads-rankings-estimates-report-se&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwr7ayBhAPEiwA6EIGxKBFf2un5LUy1t7hF9eOyE_5HuWuKPwNKjTSw5NWVQn_bjLlW_MADhoCXbgQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

https://nces.ed.gov/programs/digest/d22/tables/dt22_211.60.asp

Watchdog Warns of Oreo-Maker’s Ties to Radical Globalist, Marxist Organizations


Hour 3

Julie Kelly, Mollie Hemingway and Others Don’t Buy FBI’s Spin on OK’ing Deadly Force for Trump Raid

Calif. Middle Schooler Censored from Giving Speech on ‘Patriotism’ Goes Viral

Alvin Bragg’s Team Is Pushing for Jurors to Use a Lower Standard of Proof in Order to Convict Trump No Matter What

Jack Smith’s Appointment Violated the Constitution, Some Legal Experts Argue

Uh-oh: Apple users are complaining that a new software update is resurfacing their deleted nudes

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 19

Daily : , Feb. 19

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Nolte: Doomed CNN Forced to ‘Dramatically’ Slash Anchor Salaries

Masked ‘Recovering Journo’ Shaming United for Plane Air Quality ACCIDENTALLY Funniest Post of the Day

The Atlantic Claims Rich People Leave Their Curtains Open to Torment the Poors ANNND Twitter Has Thoughts

Teen car wash worker has lemonade hurled at her, retaliates by spraying pressure hose at rude customer in viral video


Hour 2

The NYPD Has a ‘Dance’ Team and the Dancing COVID Nurses Would Like a Word

Biden admin reportedly doubling down on gas car crackdown

The Boom in Battery Metals for EVs Is Turning to Bust

Shutdown of Indiana oil refinery impacts gas prices with a 21 cent increase from last month

Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act, Meant To Counter China, Prompted Explosion in Chinese Battery Imports

SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY WHILE EXPERIMENTING WITH URINE: ‘WE CAN REUSE A VERY SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE COBALT’

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Hour 3

The Internet Was Made for Nikki Haley’s Hilariously Unfortunate Wording in Her ’12 Fellas’ Post

Jill Biden gives SOTU invite to Texas woman who went to great lengths to kill her disabled unborn child

Kansas Man Speaks Out After He Was Wrongly Accused Of Being Suspected KC Parade Shooter: ‘I Just Want To Clear My Name’

Complete PARODY: Mollie Hemingway Calls NYT OUT for Praising Fani Willis’ DRESS (That Was on BACKWARD)

WOW: Victor Davis Hanson Rattles Off List of Biden’s Lies (Just in the Past WEEK)

Daily Show Prep: Wed, Sept. 20

Daily : Wed, Sept. 20

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Louisiana trucker wins right to display flag saying, ‘F* Biden and f* you for voting for him,’ after town tries to stop him

UAW Union Rejects 21% Pay Hike, Demands 4 Day Work Week

UAW Strike Expands to 4th Plant, in Alabama

Forget Subway’s Tunagate … It’s time for Starbuck’s Fruitgate! New lawsuit says chain’s fruit drinks lack fruit.

Joe Biden uses executive powers to bypass the House and Constitution, launches the AMERICAN CLIMATE CORPS

Zelensky Lectures The World About Climate Change, Tries New Tactic For Increased Aid

New Mexico State Republicans Are Moving Forward With Their Plan to Impeach Governor


Hour 2

Actor James Woods Scuffles With JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon on X in His Usual Amusing Way

The CDC is trying to convince healthcare workers that surgical masks are just as good as N95s and they are having none of it

‘Body Positivity’ Is Literally Killing People, Science Finds

Asteroid hit by NASA’s DART spacecraft is behaving unexpectedly, high school class discovers

NASA predicts large asteroid could smash into Earth in 159 years

Battery Scientists Claim Breakthrough, 10-Minute Fast Charging For 1,500 Cycles


Hour 3

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Mollie Hemingway translates AG Garland’s claim that he’s ‘not the president’s lawyer’

Feds thwarted probe into possible ‘criminal violations’ involving 2020 Biden campaign, agents say

Cracking Coalition? Polish President Duda Snubs Zelensky at U.N., Calls Ukraine a ‘Drowning Man’

Black Lives Matter Protests Led To 11.5% Increase In Murders, Thousands Of Additional Deaths, Study Shows

Mollie Hemingway reminds he said, ‘let’s hear from the

DOINK!

 

The Federalist’s Mollie Hemingway called out Rep. for once saying, “Let’s hear from the whistleblower we can clear the or hold him accountable” but now accusing President Trump and his supporters of trying to “protect government corruption” over calls for his or her identity to be unmasked.

see, by “Let’s hear from the whistleblower” he didn’t really mean “hear” — he meant “read he or she said”:

Click here to view original web page at twitchy.com

 

Mollie is right, Amash is . His distortion or willful misunderstanding of the has been very evident in the past few years. Whistleblowers are afforded limited, not blanket, anonymity protection in cases like this. The fact they ‘t whistleblower at all hurts the case for anonymity further, though there’s a legal dispute on this point.

The President will get to face accuser at some point anyway.