Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

Daily : , 25

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Tina Turner: legendary rock’n’roll singer dies aged 83

No one is reporting what Ron DeSantis actually said in his 2024 announcement last night cuz they want to make fun of him for crashing Twitter, so here are some highlights

House Republican Pushes to Fine Schiff $16M for Russia Hoax Lies

Fox News Unleashes Layoffs amid Tumbling Viewership, Tucker’s Exit

Calif. Bans Skittles Due to Health Concerns, Still Allows Child Sex Changes

EXC: CPAC Treasurer Resigns Alleging ‘Cancer in Organization Metastasizing for Years’.

Kansas’s Racist Democrat Gov. Slammed for Axing Underground Railroad Restoration

Bill Gates was having affair with Russian woman, Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him using it

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San Francisco mayor forced to abandon public safety meeting after protester throws brick

Michigan Man Gets Community Service for Shooting Anti-Abortion Campaigner

Target’s market value has dropped $9 billion in one week. Check out the leaked email the company sent employees.

Target CEO Defends ‘Tuck-Friendly’ Trans Products in Stores

Target Pulls Some LGBT Items, Claims Threats after Panic over Boycotts

Target, Facing Backlash, Pulls LGBT Pride Items by Satanist Designer

Drag queen Pattie Gonia says ‘come out’ in North Face ‘Summer of Pride’ ad

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing

House Judiciary Threatens MLB’s Anti-Trust Exemption for Pushing Radical LGBT Agenda

Transgender Disc Golfer Wins Women’s Event in Virginia

Students Sue Prof. Who Forced Donations to Planned Parenthood


Hour 2

Indiana counselor sues after being fired over criticism of transgender pronouns

BREAKING: LGBT Pride ‘Youth Carnival’ Bars Parents From Attending

Men’s Health says men might be “gynosexual” if they are attracted to women. Or, you know, just normal men.

“Look how quickly the media freaks out about losing just a tiny part of the narrative™ machine.” These are all REAL headlines from mainstream media outlets!

More Details Revealed about IRS Targeting Twitter Files Reporter


Hour 3

Hunter Biden investigation: Second IRS whistleblower claims retaliation

Black Lives Matter Hemorrhaged Cash in 2022, Tax Documents Show

Karine Jean-Pierre Showered With Receipts After Blatant Lie on Biden and the Debt Ceiling

Disturbing video shows machete-wielding NYC professor Shellyne Rodriguez chase Post staffers down street

Shellyne Rodriguez, NYC college professor who threatened Post reporter with machete, is fired as her lawsuit against NYPD emerges

Watch: Niles, Michigan Taco Bell Employee So High He Can’t Stand Up Straight

Watch: , Employee High He Stand Up Straight

‘ve heard me talk about this Taco Bell over the years on my show. ‘s the worst fast- restaurant on either side of the border for customer service. They were to the 30-minute drive-thru before made that standard. It’s pretty much expected they will get the order wrong too.

While I moved to the Indiana side of the border 3-years-ago, it seems nothing has changed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usEGEc-HeSI
H/t: Listener for the tip.

Link in case the embed breaks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usEGEc-HeSI

Update:

Some listeners seem to think he’s just tired. I’m not sure about that.

do you think?

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, April 25

Daily : , April 25

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Bud Light Takes ‘Staggering’ Nosedive in New Sales Numbers, Astounding Industry Insiders

Angry Fox Nation Subscribers Follow Tucker Carlson out the Door

Biden Bemoans Banning Of Pornographic Children’s Books

RFK Jr. Slams DNC for Primary Election Procedures

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Mich. Dem. Gets House Arrest for 2020 Ballot-Box Tampering


Hour 2

: FOP Rich Freeman

Students sue after Michigan school district forces them to remove ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ sweatshirts

Biden will veto McCarthy’s debt limit package, White House announces

Interview: member Chaffee

Indiana Public School Officials Admit Lying to Parents About Critical Race Theory


Hour 3

Sec. of State Blinken, Who Pushed Laptop ‘Disinfo’ Claim, Emailed Hunter Frequently

Judge Orders Hunter Biden To Court To Answer Questions About Laptop: Report

https://dcenquirer.com/a-right-wing-linkedin-the-heritage-foundations-plan-to-staff-the-next-republican-white-house/?utm_source=89382

City of Chicago forced to rehire, pay lost wages to workers fired for refusing COVID vaccine mandate

Daily Show Prep: Wed, April 20

Daily : Wed, April 20

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White homeowner accused of shooting Black teen who went to the wrong house in Kansas City will face 2 felony charges, officials announce

https://twitter.com/MattFlenerKMBC/status/1648094746055778305?s=20

Meanwhile, no one is talking about Kaylin Gillis. She was similar circumstances at the same time as the Kansas City .

A 20-year-old woman was shot and killed after her friend turned into the wrong driveway in upstate New York, officials say

Democrats join Patriotic Millionaires group to call for 90% tax on income above $100 million

: The ‘Patriotic Millionaires don’t want to actually do they say.

Taxes on the Rich Were Not That Much Higher in the 1950s

Michigan needs ‘mindset change’ to fix infrastructure issues, experts say

Anyone proposing tax hike to roads doesn’t really comprehend the issue.

Since 2012, around $3 billion in funding increases for transportation. This is an allocation issue, not a funding issue.


Hour 3

Alleged Chinese Operative Arrested By FBI For Opening ‘Secret Police Stations’ Attended Ritzy Dem Events

The CCP Tasked Operatives With Promoting Anti-American, Left-Wing Talking Points On Social Media, FBI Affidavit Says

ATF director says he’s ‘not a firearms expert’ when asked to define assault weapons he wants to ban

The relevant is at 1:11:00

Daily Show Prep: Monday, April 10

Daily : , April 10

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Nashville PD Releases Complete List of Items Taken from Shooter’s House, Including Suicide Note

ABC Accused of ‘Election Interference’ Over Subtle On-Screen Edit During Trump Speech

CNN Finally Admits What We All Knew About US Economy: Is Its Confession Way Too Late?

CEO of Largest US Bank Encourages Government to Seize Private Property to Advance Climate Initiatives

Documents Show Norfolk Southern Prioritized Climate Activism Over Railway Safety


Hour 2

Florida State University professor leaves job after accusations of faking race data, had 6 studies retracted

Riley Gaines lights SFSU UP for their absolute garbage statement on her ASSAULT on their campus

Riley Gaines Threatens Lawsuit Against University After Alleged Assault by Trans Activists


Hour 3

‘Super Mario’ Movie Hops to a Huge Opening

Sooo … he’s NOT banning it? Biden to hire 100s of TikTok stars to indoctrinate young people

‘No president is above the law’ Dems urge Biden to ignore judge’s abortion pill ruling

Rep. Gonzales: FDA Could Lose Funding Over Abortion Pill

Ted Lieu even pisses pro-choice off using pic of aborted 9-week-old fetus to make abortion look not so bad

Russia Denies Role in US Intelligence Leaks

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Watch: Sheriff Stares Down Reporter, Proceeds to Destroy Gun Control Narrative in Less Than a Minute

FBI warns of steep rise in sextortion cases targeting boys in Chicago

Michigan to turn 250,000 used tires into roads