Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, March 5

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Arizona Sen. Kyrsten Sinema will not seek re-election

Meta blames mass outage on ‘technical issue’ but won’t say what caused issues after hundreds of thousands report not being able to use Facebook, Instagram and Messenger

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/what-in-the-hell-is-this-put-doritos-on-the-boycott-list/

Sexiest in the Midwest: Indiana state troopers named 10th best-looking in the US


Hour 2

: Todd General

Biden forms strike force to crack down on ‘unfair’ pricing

Massive Explosion At Michigan Warehouse Leaves One Dead: Video

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/bedbug-infestation-at-msnbc-network-studios/

Hour 3

Interview:

New California bill would make illegal immigrants eligible for first time homebuyer loans

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/free-beacon-mashup-video-of-leftist-talking-heads/
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/gold-hits-new-record-high/

EXCLUSIVE: , Todd , Caught Bribery With Host

Indiana General Todd Rokita was caught taking bribes from fill-in host Locke to have national, and regional, treasure replaced.

Locke had been filling in for Hendrickson on 95.3 MNC while Hendrickson took an extremely rare vacation. Hendrickson’s willingness to forego vacations is often thought by experts to be keeping states of and relatively stable. Without Hendrickson, both states would surely topple into chaos and anarchy.

Matt Locke admitted to paying Todd Rokita money to have Rokita lobby 95.3 MNC management to fire Hendrickson and replace him with Locke on the air. Rokita did just that on Thursday, August 5, 2021.

We reached out to several of Hendrickson’s regular listeners for their reaction but it appears no one actually heard the comments. It seems they aren’t tuning into the show since Hendrickson is out on vacation. They made sure to tell us they would tune in when Hendrickson was back from vacation to get his take on the .

Hendrickson, while still on vacation, was finally reached for comment about Matt Locke’s actions, and responded: “Matt who? Wait, is he that Korden guy who’s always calling me Daddy?”

Korden is an internet troll that is obsessed with calling Hendrickson ‘Daddy’ during the live stream of Hendrickson’s show on Rumble.com.

With regards to Todd Rokita’s role in the plot, he said: ” Look, it’s no secret I’m not a GOP company man. I don’t hold their water for them, and I reject their strategy to elect a Democrat (Governor Holcomb) as the Republican governor of the state. While the Indiana GOP likely wants me gone because they can’t control me, I’d remind Rokita that it wasn’t all that long ago that the Indiana GOP wanted him gone too. Guess that’s changed. What happened with that, by the way?”

95.3 MNC management refused to comment on this story but an anonymous source within their parent company, Federated Media, said that many people at MNC and Federated Media want Hendrickson gone. However, they all know without him the station would fold.

Before Casey Hendrickson came to MNC, no one knew the station existed. 95.3 MNC is commonly known as ‘The House That Casey Built’ and it’s unlikely Hendrickson will leave MNC unless it’s of his own choosing.

 

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