When The Government Gives You Lemons, Country Time Gives You Lemonade

by Casey | Jun 7, 2018 | Blog, Conspiracy, Food, Idiocracy, Police Abuse

Every year without fail I have to talk about power hungry code enforcement shutting down kid’s lemonade stands. Just over a week ago I talked about police shutting down a kid’s lemonade stand because a business didn’t like the competition. While most of the country lives in anti-kid America, we actually encourage lemonade stands in these parts.

Country Time lemonade isn’t having any more of this un-American anti-lemonade fascism stand anymore. They are sticking up for young entrepreneurs all across America.

Kids across the country are getting busted for operating lemonade stands without a permit. We're taking the lead to #SaveLemonadeStands by paying for kids' fines + permits this year. For every RT this gets we’ll donate $1 (up to $500,000) to help kids next year + beyond.

— CountryTime (@CountryTime) June 7, 2018

Kids across the country are getting busted for operating lemonade stands without a permit. We're taking the lead to #SaveLemonadeStands by paying for kids' fines + permits this year. For every RT this gets we’ll donate $1 (up to $500,000) to help kids next year + beyond.

— CountryTime (@CountryTime) June 7, 2018

My daughter has been asking me to help her with a lemonade stand this year (her first), and you can bet Country Time will be on the menu.

Bless these vigilant warriors of the American way!