Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 29

Daily : , July 29

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US debt reaches $35 trillion 🍾

Leaked text messages between Trump rally countersnipers show they were aware of shooter 90 MINUTES beforehand

New video shows building where Trump shooter was perched being surrounded by cops while Trump was allowed to remain on stage

Guess what is suggested when you try to Google Trump’s assassination attempt? That’s right, nothing.

CIA denies claims that Trump shooter was part of MKUltra mind control program (come see the comments)

Tech company pulls Olympics advertising after opening ceremony display many deem to be anti-Christian

The opening ceremony at the Olympics parodied the Last Supper with drag queens and an obese woman in an aureole

“Very Ballsy”: Eagle-Eyed Viewers Spot Performer’s “Scrotum” At Paris Olympics

The Olympic Village is already running out of meat and eggs because officials are pushing plant-based foods on the athletes 😬


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On his way out, Biden is pushing Congress to impose term limits and “code of conduct” for Supreme Court

Harris Campaign Admits to Misleading Voters on Trump, Project 2025

The FBI confirmed that, yes, Trump was shot. But Blue Anon is still insisting that they need more evidence

Mayor Pete made the rounds this weekend to claim crime is down so let’s school him, shall we?

REPORT: 3 Suspected Palestinian Terror Suspects Caught After Illegally Crossing Border into California

Charges Dropped Against D.C. Rioters Who Assaulted Cops & Vandalized Property

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Watch this girl absolutely melt after she’s snubbed by President Biden

Biden’s big interview did NOT go well, and we have all the lowlights

Joe Biden Takes Jab At Donald Trump: “I’ll Beat Him Again In 2020” 🥴

Biden Incoherently Attempts to Make His Case to Stay in the Race on Morning Joe

Brace for Incoherent Venting! An Angry President Biden Called MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe’ and YIKES

Biden tells Democrats in Congress he’s staying in presidential race

‘Look Who’s Joining the Party’! NYT Decided It Was Time to Report Who Repeatedly Visited the WH

Trump offers ‘Sleepy Joe’ sage campaign advice amid calls to step aside – urges Biden to ‘ignore critics’


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petitions U.S. to evaluate ‘s party affiliation statute

Teachers’ Union President Gives Best Homeschooling Advertisement Of All Time

Walmart facing class-action lawsuit over ‘deceptive and unfair pricing practices’

House Dems launch united effort against election bill requiring voters prove citizenship

10% of illegal aliens admit they’re registered to vote: Heritage Foundation survey


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ACLU to seek prisoner release without “dramatic turnaround” in Allen County Jail population

Leaked notes show Biden gets detailed instructions on how to walk to podiums. Check out the reactions 😭

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, June 26

Daily : , 26

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FLASHBACK:

Color Me Shocked: Special Counsel Admits to FBI Tampering of Mar-a-Lago Documents

Rep. Lauren Boebert wins GOP primary after switching Colorado districts; Hurd, Crank also notch wins

Fire-alarm lover Jamaal Bowman lost his expensive primary last night and seemed a bit … unstable during his concession speech

Supreme Court tosses case that would prevent government from coercing social media to censor people. Check out Alito’s outraged dissent.


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VIDEO: We now have living robot skin that can smile. Let the nightmares begin!

Rep. Banks tells Speaker Johnson House GOP should support Bannon legal defense

WaPo says “we’ve been accidentally cooling the planet … while warming it” … I’ve done my best to translate the clown speak for ya 🥴

Saying “good morning” is racist now, according to this woman


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WikiLeaks’ Assange pleads guilty to publishing US military secrets in deal that secures his freedom

FLASHBACK:

Julian Assange ‘phoned the White House to warn of risk to lives’ over Wikileaks release

He added: “You can accurately describe this chapter of the as lies, lies and more lies.”

Mr Summers said WikiLeaks had begun redacting 250,000 documents November 2010, working with media partners around the world.

He added: “That process involved the government and feeding suggested redactions to the media.

“Knowing the US government was involved in the redaction process, can it be in any way said the request represents or accurate representation of what occurred?”

Mr Summers blamed the leaks on a 2011 from newspaper about WikiLeaks, which contained a 58-key password.

18 revelations from Wikileaks’ hacked Clinton emails

Daily Show Prep: Monday, March 18

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U.S. Supreme Court to Hear Case Alleging Government Censorship of Social Media

Supreme Court rejects appeal from Indiana parents who lost custody of transgender teen

Study finds ‘woke’ people more likely to be unhappy, anxious, and depressed

Pence Refuses to Give Irrelevant Endorsement to Ex-Boss Trump

Remember when the was angry wouldn’t call her ‘Dr. Jill?’


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The Treasury Department says Biden is lying.

Recipe for Economic Train Wreck: Biden’s FY ’25 Budget’s 10 Massive Tax Increases


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Leaked Audio Exposes FBI Dirty Dealings With Key Informant, Architect of Whitmer “Kidnapping Plot”

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America’s Drunk Driving Limit May Be Changing

FBI Must Answer for $2,000 it Stole from Safe-Deposit Box, Judge Rules

Daily Show Prep: Friday, Feb. 23

Daily : , Feb. 23

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Once Valued At $5.7BN, Vice Media Stops Publishing And Nothing Of Value Was Lost

“McBride authorizes $118,000 to City Clerk as a Consultant and plans to add $58,000”

INTUITIVE MACHINES’ NOVA-C MAKES IT TO THE LUNAR SURFACE IN US RETURN AFTER HALF A CENTURY

REVEALED: Cellphone data contradicts Fani Willis, Nathan Wade testimony

: Teshka Representative – District 7


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Congress Has One Week to Approve Spending… or Closures Begin

Corey DeAngelis Posts Leaked Emails of TX School Officials Telling Teachers to Vote AGAINST School Choice

Noble County teacher suspended following school uproar over teaching gender identity

Middle school staffer on leave amid investigation

Democrat Running to Replace Adam Schiff in Congress is under Investigation for Perjury

Liberal Journalist Hit With 14-Count Indictment After Investigation Into ‘Leaked’ Tucker Carlson Footage