Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Nov. 28

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Nov. 28

Hour 1

The real quote:

DOOCY ROPES KJP IN WITH THANKSGIVING QUESTION ABOUT BIDENOMICS: “WHY ARE AMERICANS NOT BUYING IT?”

Tuesday Tithe With Pastor Lucas Miles


Hour 2

Majority of Americans Now Live in Gun-Owning Households

Hageman Says Biden’s Lead Ammo Ban An ‘Attack’ On Second Amendment

Clean Up, Aisle 5! Alex Soros Claims Murder Rates AREN’T Higher in Progressive (Blue) Cities and HOO BOY

Trump Campaign Unveils Christmas Merch Featuring Mug Shot

Natural immunity provides better protection against COVID than vaccines – even against hospitalization, new study finds

WATCH: Pastor Booted from School Board Meeting for Reading District’s Own Porno

White House ditches Biden grandkid stockings after finally acknowledging Hunter love child


Hour 3

Businesses Ditch ‘Diversity’ Initiatives In Droves Amid Economic Uncertainty

POLL: 55% of Women Say Men Identifying as Communist is Top Dating ‘Red Flag’

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Nov. 28

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Nov. 21

Hour 1

Elon Musk Just Detonated His ‘Thermonuclear’ Lawsuit

Tuesday Tithe with Pastor Lucas Miles

Ariz. Church Leader Shot in Head While Preaching on Street Corner: ‘In Desperate Need of a Miracle’

Ontario Catholic High School Student Suspended for Gender Views Appeals Decision


Hour 2

Report: White House Secretly Reactivated Funding to Collect TRILLIONS of U.S. Phone Records

White House Program Enabling Mass American Phone Surveillance Could Be Illegal, Lawmaker Says

Misguided Mayorkas Orders CBP Agents Not to ‘Misgender’ Illegal Aliens With ‘Incorrect Pronouns’

Watching this lady find out that Alaska isn’t an island is the greatest smack down of the American education system I’ve seen in a while.


Hour 3

Commercial Flights Are Experiencing ‘Unthinkable’ GPS Attacks and Nobody Knows What to Do

Gen Z workers say they should be hired for their ‘personality,’ not productivity: We ‘set the vibes’

Ladies and gentlemen … your ‘personality hire:’

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Nov. 28

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Nov. 14

Hour 1

Real Life?! Rep. Tim Burchett Claims Kevin McCarthy Kidney-Punched Him After GOP Conference Mtg (Watch)

Richmond’s Slavery Monument: a Black Man with Dreds & Hoodie

Interview: PHM board member Matt Chaffee on the board abusing parents and staff.


Hour 2

Tuesday Tithe with Pastor Lucas Miles

CNN wants you to know what a ‘real’ Christian is everybody.

There’s another Christian movement that’s changing our politics. It has nothing to do with whiteness or nationalism

Ben Shapiro Labels Candace Owens ‘Disgraceful’ for Taking an America First Position on Israel-Gaza War

Candace Owens Dragged for Subtweeting Ben Shapiro After He Called Her Out for ‘Disgraceful’ Antisemitism

Dr. Strangetweet So Completely OWNS Economist Insisting ‘Americans Are Better Off’ in Thread She Deletes

Shock: Records Show Adam Schiff Financed $1.7 Million Maryland Home As ‘Principal Residence’


Hour 3

22 toddlers made sick by consuming high levels of lead in recalled fruit pouches, CDC says

Can’t make it up! Hunter Biden will be teaching a course on “Fake News” at Tulane University

Bait-and-switch budgeting is back, baby!

These 8 Republicans voted against Rep Greene’s Mayorkas impeachment push: ‘Not a high crime or misdemeanor’

Daily Show Prep: Wed, Oct. 11

Daily Show Prep: Wed, Oct. 11

Hour 1

Hamas Leader Calls For Global Day of Rage on Friday: ‘This is the Time for Jihad’

BREAKING: House Republicans Nominate Scalise as Speaker, But Some Signal Early Opposition

Trump and MAGA Allies Push Conspiracy Theory About Hamas Crossing Southern Border

Dumbass should probably read SOUTHCOM’s annual report on terrorists crossing the southern border.

The LA Times is really out here reporting on the racism of bird segregation in Los Angeles. I’m not kidding.

California’s New ‘Ebony Alert’ System Has Nothing to Do With Rescuing Black Children

Pete Buttigieg Heckled by Climate Protesters

Coast Guard Recovers ‘Presumed Human Remains’ From Titan Submersible Disaster

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/10/11/sen-braun-calls-on-president-to-void-6-billion-money-transfer-to-iran/

‘That Is Not The Argument!’: Reporter Clashes With State Dept. Spokesman About Iran Using Unfrozen Funds To Back Hamas

‘Fired for expressing views?’: Canadians split after Air Canada removes pilot for posting Palestine protest photos

WATCH: ISRAELI MOM WHOSE KIDS WERE ABDUCTED WRECKS ANDREA MITCHELL’S SMUG FACE WHEN ASKED ABOUT ISRAEL RETALIATING

How ’bout NO? Adam Kinzinger pushing to hold Israeli aid HOSTAGE to benefit Ukraine goes so VERY wrong

https://nationalfile.com/speaker-vote-delayed-as-scalise-cant-meet-218-vote-threshold/
Speaker Vote Delayed as Scalise Can’t Meet 218 Vote Threshold

Daily Show Prep: Thurs, Aug. 31

Daily Show Prep: Thurs, Aug. 31

Hour 1

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell froze up again during a press conference

UPDATE: School board rules that 12-year-old with Gadsden flag patch does NOT violate school policy ✊


Hour 2

What a headline! Germany dismantles wind farm so it can expand coal mine after shutting down last nuclear plants

Burger King has been hit with a class-action lawsuit claiming it made its Whopper appear larger than it really is

Fan allegedly smuggles gun under her belly fat into White Sox game, accidentally shoots herself and another woman

Climate warriors enraged as Martha Stewart uses piece of iceberg to chill her cocktail 😂

Warnock’s Church Resumes Evictions From Low-Income Apartment Building as It Enriches the Senator

Over 1,600 Scientists and Professionals Sign ‘No Climate Emergency’ Declaration

Maine Hospital Fired Nurses for Refusing COVID Shots—Now It’s Begging Them to Come Back

Oregon Residents Now Regret Decriminalizing Hard Drugs


Hour 3

I tried to warn conservatives about the American Stasi. They ignored me

Casey discusses a possible Trump assassination.