Daily Show Prep: Thursday, March 28

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talks current political infighting because no one listens to him before season.

Indiana education officials propose new high school diplomas for students

SUB PAR ‘I will never submit,’ shopper cries after major grocery chain CEO rolled out new ‘intrusive’ way to check your receipt


Hour 2

Casey solves timezone

BREAKING NEWS: Fort Wayne Mayor Tom Henry in hospice care following cancer diagnosis

Pennsylvania: Court Rules in Favor of Signature Verification for Mail-In Voting

US changes how it categorizes people by race and ethnicity; first revision in 27 years

Stores pull Cadbury “Gesture Eggs” promo after some genius removed the word “Easter” and caused public outcry


Hour 3

Palisades nuclear plant gets $1.5B federal loan in bid to reopen, a national first

There Was Very Little Pete Buttigieg Was Able to Tell Us About Bridge Collapse

If It Ain’t Woke, Don’t Fix It: Biden Urged To Use Baltimore Bridge Rebuild For Race Reparations

Leader of Princeton’s “queer alumni club” arrested on charges of child pornography

Biden To Visit NYC For Record-Shattering Celeb Fundraiser Same Day Trump Honors Fallen Cop

Governor Holcomb Issues Executive Order to Prepare for Solar Eclipse

It’s Official: Nobody Wants to Read About President Zero

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, March 28

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Supreme Court rules Texas can enforce law allowing police to arrest migrants

Trump: Will Cassidy Hutchinson be rebuked for ‘fake stories’ to Jan. 6 committee?

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Illegal Immigrant Can Carry Guns: Federal Judge


Hour 2

Democrat senator tells reporters how to do their job, instructs them to lie about Donald Trump — but it blows up in his face

Go Green: Hertz Replacing CEO After Bet on Electric Vehicles Falls Apart

Gubernatorial candidate Jamie Reitenour lambasts debate, forum hosts for exclusion

High school track coach in Indiana forbids student-athletes to gather for prayer before meets: Lawsuit


Hour 3

George Stephanopoulos finds out why he shouldn’t have claimed Trump was found ‘liable of rape’: ‘Clear defamatory statement’

Google ‘interfered’ 41 times in US elections to help ‘left-wing’ candidates: Watchdog group

GEN. MARK MILLEY’S SECOND ACT: MULTIMILLIONAIRE

Daily Show Prep: Monday, March

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SCOTUS RULES 9-0 THAT TRUMP CAN APPEAR ON BALLOT

Colorado SecState Doubles Down Against Trump Even After 9-0 SCOTUS Smackdown

Nikki Haley ‘No Longer Bound’ by Pledge to Endorse Trump

Oklahoma School Under Fire for Toe-Licking Fundraising Event

Come see the “toxic phrases” CNBC apparently wants you to lose friendships over


Hour 2

Half of college grads are working high school-level jobs a year after graduation

Attorney General Todd Rokita announces new program to protect kids

Buttigieg Blames Biden’s Poor Approval Ratings on Media Coverage

The North Face offers 20% off to customers who complete a digital course in racial inclusion

We Finally Know How Much Damage Bud Light Boycott Did To Anheuser-Busch

Southwest Allen County Schools board to seek help with superintendent search


Hour 3

Merrick Garland Declares Election Integrity Racist, Threatens Red States

Laken Riley’s Mother: The Murder Was an ‘Avoidable Tragedy’

Blue Line, shrooms and other bills that didn’t make the cut at the Statehouse

More Netflix price hikes might be coming soon, analysts say

‘It’s Like Survivor’: Cable News Braces For The Great Pay Cut

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Nov. 21

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Elon Musk Just Detonated His ‘Thermonuclear’ Lawsuit

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Ariz. Church Leader Shot in Head While Preaching on Street Corner: ‘In Desperate Need of a Miracle’

Ontario Catholic High School Student Suspended for Gender Views Appeals Decision


Hour 2

Report: White House Secretly Reactivated Funding to Collect TRILLIONS of U.S. Phone Records

White House Program Enabling Mass American Phone Surveillance Could Be Illegal, Lawmaker Says

Misguided Mayorkas Orders CBP Agents Not to ‘Misgender’ Illegal Aliens With ‘Incorrect Pronouns’

Watching this lady find out that Alaska isn’t an island is the greatest smack down of the American education system I’ve seen in a while.


Hour 3

Commercial Flights Are Experiencing ‘Unthinkable’ GPS Attacks and Nobody Knows What to Do

Gen Z workers say they should be hired for their ‘personality,’ not productivity: We ‘set the vibes’

Ladies and gentlemen … your ‘personality :’

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Sept. 25

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WATCH: The entire Canadian Parliament gave a standing ovation to a literal Nazi SS soldier, calling him a “hero” who fought “against the Russians”

‘60 Minutes’ Segment: U.S. Taxpayers ‘Subsidizing’ Ukraine’s Economy, Paying All Of Their First Responders

Report Uncovers Our Taxpayer Dollars Are Going to Far More Than a War Effort in Ukraine

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/09/25/mishawakas-mayor-releases-statement-following-sons-owi-arrest/

Hour 2

Investigator working for Fulton County DA Fani Willis accidentally shot herself at courthouse

FBI hit with lawsuit after allegedly losing valuable rare coins during raid

‘He’ll Do It Again’: Hillary Clinton Warns of 2024 Russian Election Interference

FACT CHECK: DID THE MAYO CLINIC ‘QUIETLY UPDATE’ ITS WEBSITE TO INCLUDE HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE AS A TREATMENT FOR COVID-19?

CDC Refuses to Release Updated Information on Post-COVID Vaccination Heart Inflammation

Airline Pays Over $1,400 to Couple Tortured by Farting Dog During Flight

Maine Dad Says High School Clinic Sent 17-Year-Old Daughter Home with Secret Baggy of Zoloft, Sicced Child Protective Services on Him For Complaining


Hour 3

Voting tech company suing Fox News implicated in bribery scheme: Report

Some Companies Pull Advertising From Rumble For Its Neutral Stance on Russell Brand

PETE BUTTIGIEG DODGES QUESTION ON IF BIDEN ADMIN WAS ‘CAUGHT OFF-GUARD’ ON MIGRANT SURGE

Biden Administration Knew Border Surge Was Coming, Internal Documents Show—And Did Nothing