Daily Show Prep: Monday, Nov. 13

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Nov. 13

Hour 1

Tim Scott Suspends Presidential Campaign in Surprise Announcement

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/11/13/no-labels-movement-to-hold-convention-to-nominate-candidate-for-president/

‘QAnon Shaman’ Plans to Run for Congress in Ariz. as Libertarian

Secret Service Opens Fire on Carjackers While Clubbing w/ Biden Granddaughter

Las Vegas Teen Beaten to Death by Mob of 15 After Standing Up for Smaller Friend

Luxury EV Manufacturer Loses $227,000 On Each Car It Sells

Electric vehicles see value depreciate by nearly 50% in five-year span: Report

Tesla Cybertruck Tri-Motor’s Rumored $98,990 Price Causes People To Cancel Reservations

WATCH: Megan Rapinoe says going out with no-contact injury in her final soccer game is “proof that there isn’t” a God


Hour 2

So we just discovered “vampire viruses.” That is apparently a thing now. Cool.

Tragic: 15-Month-Old Girl Dies from Organ Failure and Cardiac Arrest Two Days After Receiving Three Vaccines During Routine Visit

UK infant Indi Gregory dies amid legal battle with British government over treatment options

Researchers discover ‘kill switch’ that causes cancer cells to self-destruct in possible medical breakthrough

An astronaut on the ISS dropped his tool bag on a space walk so now you can see it in orbit with binoculars. Check out the NASA pic. 😂

Michigan Republican lawmakers introduce articles of impeachment against AG Dana Nessel

Education Freedom Report Card

WA Judge Rules That Car Manufacturers Can Legally Store Your Texts and Phone Calls Without Explicit Permission

WaPo Claims Top Ukrainian Official Coordinated Nord Stream Pipeline Attack


Hour 3

Big Tech Censorship Is 20x Worse for Conservatives

PHOTOS OF WHITE HOUSE COCAINE REVEALED, ALONG WITH DETAILS OF INVESTIGATION 👀

Immigration Process So Bad, Some Illegal Immigrants Are Saying ‘Enough’ and Heading Home

At Notre Dame, Documents Suggest a ‘Concerted Effort’ to Oust a Professor Over Her Views on Abortion

Far-Left, Feminist Outlet ‘Jezebel’ Shuts Down After 16 Years

Influence Peddling? Over 200 US Universities Received Billions in ‘Undocumented Contributions from Foreign Governments’: Report

Daily Show Prep: Tues, Oct. 24

Daily Show Prep: Tues, Oct. 24

Hour 1

The Day the Delusions Died

Hamas Shifts Blames to Palestinians for Slaughtering Israeli Civilians

Tuesday Tithe with Pastor Lucas Miles


Hour 2

Court Documents Confirm George Floyd Died of Drug Overdose

STUDY: ABC, CBS, and NBC Are Shielding Pro-Hamas Democrats from the Public

JEWISH STUDENTS ATTACKED AT SCHOOL, FORCED TO SIGN GAG ORDER SO THEY DON’T DISCUSS IT

Emmer’s Speaker bid ends with too many opponents to sway: Live coverage

Tom Emmer withdraws from House speaker race hours after GOP nomination: Live updates

AMERICAN PEDIATRICIAN ORG WANTS YOUR KIDS TO RENAME THEIR PRIVATE PARTS, SOMEHOW “FRONT HOLE” ISN’T MOST OFFENSIVE EXAMPLE


Hour 3

New data shows alarming number of Indiana students aren’t showing up to school regularly

CBP Confirms 2nd-Straight Year for 2 Million Migrant Apprehensions at Southwest Border

Biden’s 2023 Flood: One Migrant for Every American Newborn

DHS admitted hundreds of thousands of ‘inadmissible’ aliens through CBP One app: House panel

Daily Show Prep: Thurs, Oct. 12

Daily Show Prep: Thurs, Oct. 12

Hour 1

‘Not sending their best … ‘ John Fetterman’s self-own on Colbert FUNNIEST self-own we’ve seen (watch)

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/un-demands-104-million-for-palestinians/
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/harvard-students-scramble-to-take-back-support-for-anti-israel-letter/
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/bill-ackman-calls-for-harvard-grads-to-be-blacklisted/

Israel kibbutz the scene of a Hamas “massacre,” first responders say: “The depravity of it is haunting”

GOP Rep. Mills: I Had to Help Get Americans out of Israel Because Biden Won’t Do His Job


Hour 2

Wash. Post Firing 240 Employees, Expected to Lose $100M This Year

Leftist ‘Victim’ Josh Kruger Allegedly Raped, Drugged & Blackmailed His Teen Killer

White House and Qatar Freeze Infamous $6 Billion to Iran, Leave Major Questions

BREAKING: Congressman Steve Scalise Doesn’t Have the Votes for Speaker; Jim Jordan Expected to Step In

The Left is still saying Matthew Shepard was killed for being gay instead being a meth head who got beat senseless by an ex-lover over a drug shipment 😑


Hour 3

Hamas terrorist sent mom video of son, girlfriend’s murder after music fest massacre, TV star says

White House knew Biden had his own document problem before siccing FBI on Trump, new timeline shows

Daily Show Prep: Tues, Oct. 24

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Sept. 25

Hour 1

WATCH: The entire Canadian Parliament gave a standing ovation to a literal Nazi SS soldier, calling him a “hero” who fought “against the Russians”

‘60 Minutes’ Segment: U.S. Taxpayers ‘Subsidizing’ Ukraine’s Economy, Paying All Of Their First Responders

Report Uncovers Our Taxpayer Dollars Are Going to Far More Than a War Effort in Ukraine

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/09/25/mishawakas-mayor-releases-statement-following-sons-owi-arrest/

Hour 2

Investigator working for Fulton County DA Fani Willis accidentally shot herself at courthouse

FBI hit with lawsuit after allegedly losing valuable rare coins during raid

‘He’ll Do It Again’: Hillary Clinton Warns of 2024 Russian Election Interference

FACT CHECK: DID THE MAYO CLINIC ‘QUIETLY UPDATE’ ITS WEBSITE TO INCLUDE HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE AS A TREATMENT FOR COVID-19?

CDC Refuses to Release Updated Information on Post-COVID Vaccination Heart Inflammation

Airline Pays Over $1,400 to Couple Tortured by Farting Dog During Flight

Maine Dad Says High School Clinic Sent 17-Year-Old Daughter Home with Secret Baggy of Zoloft, Sicced Child Protective Services on Him For Complaining


Hour 3

Voting tech company suing Fox News implicated in bribery scheme: Report

Some Companies Pull Advertising From Rumble For Its Neutral Stance on Russell Brand

PETE BUTTIGIEG DODGES QUESTION ON IF BIDEN ADMIN WAS ‘CAUGHT OFF-GUARD’ ON MIGRANT SURGE

Biden Administration Knew Border Surge Was Coming, Internal Documents Show—And Did Nothing

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

Hour 1

Tina Turner: legendary rock’n’roll singer dies aged 83

No one is reporting what Ron DeSantis actually said in his 2024 announcement last night cuz they want to make fun of him for crashing Twitter, so here are some highlights

House Republican Pushes to Fine Schiff $16M for Russia Hoax Lies

Fox News Unleashes Layoffs amid Tumbling Viewership, Tucker’s Exit

Calif. Bans Skittles Due to Health Concerns, Still Allows Child Sex Changes

EXC: CPAC Treasurer Resigns Alleging ‘Cancer in Organization Metastasizing for Years’.

Kansas’s Racist Democrat Gov. Slammed for Axing Underground Railroad Restoration

Bill Gates was having affair with Russian woman, Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him using it

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6/10 not bad Bill. She gets +1 for being Russian.

San Francisco mayor forced to abandon public safety meeting after protester throws brick

Michigan Man Gets Community Service for Shooting Anti-Abortion Campaigner

Target’s market value has dropped $9 billion in one week. Check out the leaked email the company sent employees.

Target CEO Defends ‘Tuck-Friendly’ Trans Products in Stores

Target Pulls Some LGBT Items, Claims Threats after Panic over Boycotts

Target, Facing Backlash, Pulls LGBT Pride Items by Satanist Designer

Drag queen Pattie Gonia says ‘come out’ in North Face ‘Summer of Pride’ ad

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing

House Judiciary Threatens MLB’s Anti-Trust Exemption for Pushing Radical LGBT Agenda

Transgender Disc Golfer Wins Women’s Event in Virginia

Students Sue Prof. Who Forced Donations to Planned Parenthood


Hour 2

Indiana counselor sues after being fired over criticism of transgender pronouns

BREAKING: LGBT Pride ‘Youth Carnival’ Bars Parents From Attending

Men’s Health says men might be “gynosexual” if they are attracted to women. Or, you know, just normal men.

“Look how quickly the media freaks out about losing just a tiny part of the narrative™ machine.” These are all REAL headlines from mainstream media outlets!

More Details Revealed about IRS Targeting Twitter Files Reporter


Hour 3

Hunter Biden investigation: Second IRS whistleblower claims retaliation

Black Lives Matter Hemorrhaged Cash in 2022, Tax Documents Show

Karine Jean-Pierre Showered With Receipts After Blatant Lie on Biden and the Debt Ceiling

Disturbing video shows machete-wielding NYC professor Shellyne Rodriguez chase Post staffers down street

Shellyne Rodriguez, NYC college professor who threatened Post reporter with machete, is fired as her lawsuit against NYPD emerges