Daily Show Prep: Friday, Aug. 2

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Secret is infuriating

JD Vance rips Kamala Harris for more word salad — ‘significance of the power of diplomacy’

Second ‘failed gender test’ boxer Lin Yu-Ting WINS opening fight at the Olympics via unanimous decision – after being cleared to compete in women’s event despite eligibility row – before opponent leaves the ring in TEARS

Recreational cannabis sales coming to Ohio Tuesday


Hour 2

People are wondering if Joe Biden accidentally boarded this plane thinking it was Air Force One

Delphi murders: Expert reveals details about girls’ deaths, safekeeping order vacated

Disaster: U.S. Economy Added Just 114,000 Jobs in July, Unemployment Surges

Hundreds of noncitizens removed from voter rolls in Ohio

That Thing That’s Not Happening Happened AGAIN: AL Democrat Arrested on FELONY VOTER FRAUD Charges


Hour 3

Biden-Harris FDA recommended puberty blockers to minors despite noting that the drugs are associated with an “increased risk of depression and suicidality”

Britain’s Royal Air Force Crusaders drop nickname after single complaint: It may be “offensive” to Muslims

Biden DHS Alleged To Have Tried To Suppress Critical Jan. 6 Report

The United States will not recognize Maduro’s “victory” in Venezuelan election, acknowledges his rival as the winner

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, March 28

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talks current political infighting because no one listens to him before season.

Indiana education officials propose new high school diplomas for students

SUB PAR ‘I will never submit,’ shopper cries after major grocery chain CEO rolled out new ‘intrusive’ way to check your receipt


Hour 2

Casey solves timezone

BREAKING NEWS: Fort Wayne Mayor Tom Henry in hospice care following cancer diagnosis

Pennsylvania: Court Rules in Favor of Signature Verification for Mail-In Voting

US changes how it categorizes people by race and ethnicity; first revision in 27 years

Stores pull Cadbury “Gesture Eggs” promo after some genius removed the word “Easter” and caused public outcry


Hour 3

Palisades nuclear plant gets $1.5B federal loan in bid to reopen, a national first

There Was Very Little Pete Buttigieg Was Able to Tell Us About Bridge Collapse

If It Ain’t Woke, Don’t Fix It: Biden Urged To Use Baltimore Bridge Rebuild For Race Reparations

Leader of Princeton’s “queer alumni club” arrested on charges of child pornography

Biden To Visit NYC For Record-Shattering Celeb Fundraiser Same Day Trump Honors Fallen Cop

Governor Holcomb Issues Executive Order to Prepare for Solar Eclipse

It’s Official: Nobody Wants to Read About President Zero

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, June 1

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Biden FALLS on stage while handing out diplomas U.S. Air Force Academy graduation

TWITTER CANCELS DEAL WITH DAILY WIRE, LABELS MATT WALSH DOC “HATEFUL CONDUCT” (UPDATE: ELON MUSK RESPONDS)

Seems like Wire was warned this recently.

Telegram Says Won’t Respond to Political Requests

ANOTHER federal court has issued an injunction against the Biden administration’s ridiculous pistol-brace rule

Want to know if that new movie is woke or not? There’s a site for that.


Hour 2

National Eating Disorder Association replaces hotline workers with new chatbot that tells anorexia and bulimic callers they need to lose weight 🤦‍♂️

State Dept Won’t Say If They’re Negotiating With Ukraine to Get U.S. Citizen Jailed For Speech Released

CBS Apparently Stonewalling Reporter Targeted by DOJ

Comer Blasts Wray’s Private Offer: Biden ‘Bribery’ File Must Go Public


Hour 3

‘Wow’: Reporter leaves John Kirby awestruck after citing hard data to ask about Biden being ‘corrupt’