Daily Show Prep: Friday, Aug. 2

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JD Vance rips Kamala Harris for more word salad — ‘significance of the power of diplomacy’

Second ‘failed gender test’ boxer Lin Yu-Ting WINS opening fight at the Olympics via unanimous decision – after being cleared to compete in women’s event despite eligibility row – before opponent leaves the ring in TEARS

Recreational cannabis sales coming to Ohio Tuesday


Hour 2

People are wondering if Joe Biden accidentally boarded this plane thinking it was Air Force One

Delphi murders: Expert reveals details about girls’ deaths, safekeeping order vacated

Disaster: U.S. Economy Added Just 114,000 Jobs in July, Unemployment Surges

Hundreds of noncitizens removed from voter rolls in Ohio

That Thing That’s Not Happening Happened AGAIN: AL Democrat Arrested on FELONY VOTER FRAUD Charges


Hour 3

Biden-Harris FDA recommended puberty blockers to minors despite noting that the drugs are associated with an “increased risk of depression and suicidality”

Britain’s Royal Air Force Crusaders drop nickname after single complaint: It may be “offensive” to Muslims

Biden DHS Alleged To Have Tried To Suppress Critical Jan. 6 Report

The United States will not recognize Maduro’s “victory” in Venezuelan election, acknowledges his rival as the winner

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, July 31

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Coronation Complete: Harris Sole Candidate to Qualify for DNC Roll Call

Report: Kamala Harris Will Hold First Rally With Running Mate Next Week After Announcement

Video: Megan Thee Stallion Performs Song About Her ‘Fat Pu**y’ at Kamala Harris Campaign Rally

Video of People Leaving Kamala Harris’ Rally DURING the Speech Indicates Many Weren’t There for HER

Olympians Fly In Emergency Eggs And Meat To Cope With ‘Vegan Olympics’

Aussie Swimming Star Slams ‘Ridiculous’ Woke Olympics Village Schemes, ‘Cost Her a Record’

Polish sports journalist dismissed from Olympics coverage for describing John Lennon’s “Imagine” as “a vision of communism”

Lennon’s “Imagine” has been described as “virtually ” by Lennon himself

This Texas school allows seniors to paint murals in their parking spots, but two students are being forced to paint over theirs 🤔


Hour 2

Terrorist Simps: Networks Whine About Israel Sending Terror Leaders to Hell

Officer fatally shoots armed man on Indiana college campus


Hour 3

Why does the FBI keep lying about the attempted assassination of Trump?

Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man’s backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)… and it started to bite his large intestine

Migrant Buses At South Bend Social Security Office Causes Uproar

Migrant Buses At Office Causes Uproar

On Monday, July 29, I was tagged in several social media posts about dropping migrants off at the South Bend Social Security office. People had expressed that they couldn’t utilize the office’s services because of the number of people there.

The people dropped off at the SSA building were all young men who appeared to be Mexican, Central, or South American. Most likely they were migrants. People asked that I look into it. I did.

Rep. Jim Banks, who’s also running for Senate in Indiana also shared a about the buses in South Bend.

That particular post he responded to was removed, but others remain.

Vice President Kamala Harris was routinely labeled as Biden’s ‘border czar’ by the media. The Democrats and many in the media are trying to erase that historical fact.

South Bend James Mueller issued this statement to the South Bend Tribune:

“This was a group of lawful, documented residents at the social security office,” Mueller, a Democrat, said in a written statement. “Rep. Jim Banks is a shameful opportunist, spreading racist political lies instead of advancing real solutions for South Bend or our nation’s broken immigration system.”

Before he issued the statement, Mayor Mueller’s spokeswoman told the paper:

the mayor’s office learned enough about the situation to know that the people were at the Social Security office lawfully conducting business.

Given that migrants who have no legal standing to stay in the U.S. often get released into the pending their hearing, it’s certainly a concern that these might be illegal immigrants, or asylum seekers who don’t qualify for asylum under the law. This is a common issue with the country’s border policies. Allowing migrants who crossed the border illegally to remain in the U.S. after being captured is a signature complaint about Biden’s border policy.

I contacted Mayor Mueller’s office since he didn’t answer people’s about the migrants at the SSA building to see if I could get information.

Here’s what I sent him:

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After talking about the issue in my first segment on my , Mayor Mueller’s office decided to send this response:

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Rep. Jim Banks made no such assertions in his post. It was more ad hominem attacks from the Mayor’s office and the questions weren’t answered.

Finally, I was sent the response from the SSA about the migrant buses in South Bend from someone else who was working on this issue (I erased the name of the recipient):

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If the Mayor’s office hadn’t kept this all close to the vest and was just honest about what was happening, people might not have been as angry as they were. Instead, they chose to hurl false insults and attacks at people who were just trying to figure out what was going on.

Now you all know the truth.

Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 29

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US debt reaches $35 trillion 🍾

Leaked text messages between Trump rally countersnipers show they were aware of shooter 90 MINUTES beforehand

New video shows building where Trump shooter was perched being surrounded by cops while Trump was allowed to remain on stage

Guess what is suggested when you try to Google Trump’s assassination attempt? That’s right, nothing.

CIA denies claims that Trump shooter was part of MKUltra mind control program (come see the comments)

Tech company pulls Olympics advertising after opening ceremony display many deem to be anti-Christian

The opening ceremony at the Olympics parodied the Last Supper with drag queens and an obese woman in an aureole

“Very Ballsy”: Eagle-Eyed Viewers Spot Performer’s “Scrotum” At Paris Olympics

The Olympic Village is already running out of meat and eggs because officials are pushing plant-based foods on the athletes 😬


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On his way out, Biden is pushing Congress to impose term limits and “code of conduct” for Supreme Court

Harris Campaign Admits to Misleading Voters on Trump, Project 2025

The FBI confirmed that, yes, Trump was shot. But Blue Anon is still insisting that they need more evidence

Mayor Pete made the rounds this weekend to claim crime is down so let’s school him, shall we?

REPORT: 3 Suspected Palestinian Terror Suspects Caught After Illegally Crossing Border into California

Charges Dropped Against D.C. Rioters Who Assaulted Cops & Vandalized Property

Daily Show Prep: Friday, July 26

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Fact-Check: Liberal Media Have a Field Day LYING About JD Vance’s Parenthood Comments

Can boneless wings include bones? High court weighs in


Hour 2

Credit card delinquency rates hit worst level since 2012 in new Fed study

A 134-Year-Old American Furniture Chain Closing Down All 553 Stores

FBI Director Goes Conspiratorial on Trump Shooting. Trump Responds

Rep. Ronny Jackson: Trump Hit by Bullet, Nothing Else

Wikipedia Scrubs All Mention of Kamala as ‘Border Czar’ Now that Democrats Decreed It Never Existed

The Trump Effect: Ukraine Says It Is ‘Willing and Ready’ for Dialogue with Russia

Russia Suddenly Open to Peace Talks With Ukraine After Biden Drops Out of 2024 Race

Democrat Lawmakers Receive Talking Points On How To Discuss Kamala Harris’ Role At The Border


Hour 3

Kamala Harris’s Tax Plan Is a Testament to the GOP’s Success

Where Does Kamala Harris Stand on Taxes?

FCC pursues new rules for AI in political ads, but changes may not take effect before the election