Daily Show Prep: Friday, Aug. 2

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JD Vance rips Kamala Harris for more word salad — ‘significance of the power of diplomacy’

Second ‘failed gender test’ boxer Lin Yu-Ting WINS opening fight at the Olympics via unanimous decision – after being cleared to compete in women’s event despite eligibility row – before opponent leaves the ring in TEARS

Recreational cannabis sales coming to Ohio Tuesday


Hour 2

People are wondering if Joe Biden accidentally boarded this plane thinking it was Air Force One

Delphi murders: Expert reveals details about girls’ deaths, safekeeping order vacated

Disaster: U.S. Economy Added Just 114,000 Jobs in July, Unemployment Surges

Hundreds of noncitizens removed from voter rolls in Ohio

That Thing That’s Not Happening Happened AGAIN: AL Democrat Arrested on FELONY VOTER FRAUD Charges


Hour 3

Biden-Harris FDA recommended puberty blockers to minors despite noting that the drugs are associated with an “increased risk of depression and suicidality”

Britain’s Royal Air Force Crusaders drop nickname after single complaint: It may be “offensive” to Muslims

Biden DHS Alleged To Have Tried To Suppress Critical Jan. 6 Report

The United States will not recognize Maduro’s “victory” in Venezuelan election, acknowledges his rival as the winner

Daily Show Prep: July 30

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Rep. Banks retweets about ‘illegals’ in South Bend. Mayor says they were lawful residents.

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Judicial Watch Sues Pete Buttigieg’s City Administration for Records of ID Cards Created to Help Illegal Aliens

City, Regional Partnership, and Nonprofit Partners Launch South Bend Regional Welcoming Plan and New American Economic Impact Data

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Hour 2

Go Home Kam-Kam, You’re DRUNK: Transcript of Kamala Immigration/GOP Speech ACCIDENTALLY Hilarious

So ‘BUS-TED’! Kamala Harris ‘Wheel-y’ Bad Electric Bus Bet Wasted Billions of Dollars

Kamala Harris Has Promised to Ban Fracking but Now That’s Just a ‘Trump Accusation’

Disney World gets rid of drunken bear “Liver Lips McGrowl” because it’s racist and might offend alcoholics


Hour 3

Over 200 plant species to be renamed because they are [checks notes] racist

Troubling Incident at Kamala Harris PA Rally Raises Concerns About That Whole ‘Saving Democracy’ Thing

Embarrassing: MSNBC Contributor Faceplants After Trying to Hit JD Vance With a Wildly False Accusation

Gets Even WORSE for Kamala Harris: Dems Were Calling on KAMALA to Step Down Earlier This Year (Watch)

X took away the government “gray check” badge from Venezuela’s dictator after his election shenanigans

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, June 19

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WATCH: DINGBAT JOY BEHAR CLAIMS TRUMP WILL HAVE “THE VIEW” TAKEN OFF THE AIR, EFFECTIVELY ENDORSES HIM FOR PRESIDENT

Ignore The Polls. Republicans Have A Major Voter Turnout Problem

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Hour 2

Trump Campaign Bashed After Honoring Juneteenth

Don’t Let the Left Ruin Juneteenth’s True Meaning

Georgia Democrat says he’ll ‘fight like hell’ in race against GOP’s Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

‘Scientific’ Mag. Declares War on Homeschooling, Calls for Fed. Regulations

HOMESCHOOLING: THE RESEARCH

Huh? Buffalo Bills Launch Segregated League for LGBTQ+ Only


Hour 3

CNN Finalizes Upcoming Trump, Biden Debate Rules

Here’s How The Media Are Lying Right Now: CNN’s ‘Tools’ For A ‘Civilized’ Debate

Sagging Retail Sales: Another Sign Americans May Be Tapped Out

Number of Americans Struggling Because of Higher Prices Grows

FBI Wants 20 Years to Produce Records on Its Involvement w/ OKC Bombing

Chemical Pollution From East Palestine Train Wreck Blanketed Third Of The Country, Study Reveals


Daily Show Prep: Monday, June 17

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Indiana Cop Used Facial Recognition Scans To Preform Non-Work-Related Searches


Hour 2

Libs say Obama DIDN’T unfreeze Joe Biden and guide him offstage this weekend. Stop trusting your eyes, fam!

Should pistachio ice cream have actual pistachios in it? A lawsuit against Cold Stone Creamery says, yes.

Scientists discover continent that had been missing for 375 years


Hour 3

Jussie Smollett Part Deux: Texas Political Candidate Arrested for Faking Hate Crimes to Smear Opponent

Chick-fil-A’s Brilliant Kids Summer Camp Initiative Attacked by Hateful Critics Threatening to Report Company to the Government

US judge blocks Biden Title IX rules, says ‘sex,’ ‘gender identity’ not the same thing

Newspaper to Continue Publishing Trans Shooters’ Writings after Bizarre Contempt Hearing