Daily Show Prep: Friday, March 22

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BREAKING: Unknown number killed in terror attack on Moscow concert hall

1 of the Few Remaining Survivors of the Attack on Pearl Harbor Has Died at 102

Kate Middleton reveals she has cancer, undergoing preventative chemotherapy

NBC News Hires Former RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel

Candace Owens Is Out at Daily Wire, CEO Says

Republican Rep. Mike Gallagher will resign early, leaving House majority hanging by a thread

BREAKING: New York AG moves to seize Trump’s Westchester golf course

FDA agrees to remove social media posts and webpages which urged people not to take Ivermectin to treat Covid

The responses to this are amazing 😂


Hour 2

Chinese Humanoid Robot Defeats Speed Record, See The Machine In Action

Massive robotic arm 3D prints 27-ft-high two-story house in a first

WATCH: CHICAGO MAYOR, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, BLAMES TRUMP SUPPORTERS FOR VOTING DOWN HIS HOMELESS AGENDA

Chicago Sues Glock Over 3D-Printable Machine Gun Converter

Google’s Gmail censorship cost GOP candidates $2B since 2019, Republicans say, citing new study

Why did Wikipedia delete this part of the 1966 strategy to tank a nation that’s getting lots of chatter online? 🤔


Hour 3

House GOP Probing ‘Loose-Knit Network’ Conspiring to Stop Trump

Secretaries Of State Won’t Explain ‘Coordinated’ Effort To Fight ‘Common Adversary’ In 2024

Susan Rice Sounds The Alarm On How Donald Trump’s Debts Could Risk U.S. Security

House Dems could have Johnson’s back on ouster threat — if Ukraine aid gets a vote

Schumer rejects Netanyahu’s request to address Senate days after blistering speech about Israeli leader

Detroit ‘teacher of the month’ claims she was fired over parent’s complaint about rapping side hustle — then films music video with students

EXCLUSIVEI was threatened by the January 6 committee into staying silent, Trump’s acting Defense Secretary Chris Miller claims

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 19

Daily : , Feb. 19

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Nolte: Doomed CNN Forced to ‘Dramatically’ Slash Anchor Salaries

Masked ‘Recovering Journo’ Shaming United for Plane Air Quality ACCIDENTALLY Funniest Post of the Day

The Atlantic Claims Rich People Leave Their Curtains Open to Torment the Poors ANNND Twitter Has Thoughts

Teen car wash worker has lemonade hurled at her, retaliates by spraying pressure hose at rude customer in viral video


Hour 2

The NYPD Has a ‘Dance’ Team and the Dancing COVID Nurses Would Like a Word

Biden admin reportedly doubling down on gas car crackdown

The Boom in Battery Metals for EVs Is Turning to Bust

Shutdown of Indiana oil refinery impacts gas prices with a 21 cent increase from last month

Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act, Meant To Counter China, Prompted Explosion in Chinese Battery Imports

SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY WHILE EXPERIMENTING WITH URINE: ‘WE CAN REUSE A VERY SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE COBALT’

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Hour 3

The Internet Was Made for Nikki Haley’s Hilariously Unfortunate Wording in Her ’12 Fellas’ Post

Jill Biden gives SOTU invite to Texas woman who went to great lengths to kill her disabled unborn child

Kansas Man Speaks Out After He Was Wrongly Accused Of Being Suspected KC Parade Shooter: ‘I Just Want To Clear My Name’

Complete PARODY: Mollie Hemingway Calls NYT OUT for Praising Fani Willis’ DRESS (That Was on BACKWARD)

WOW: Victor Davis Hanson Rattles Off List of Biden’s Lies (Just in the Past WEEK)

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Jan. 11

Daily : , Jan. 11

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THIS Should End Fani Willis’ Case –> GUESS Who Met with Biden Just 3 DAYS After Trump Announced Campaign

Biden Admin Targets Rumble w/ ‘Bogus’ Investigation

BREAKING: Man Seeking to Disqualify from 2024 At Least 27 States for Filing 17 False Documents to — Risks 99 in on 33 Counts

Inflation Soars As High Prices Continue To Squeeze Americans

Biden WH’s 2024 Plan to Boost Approval on the Economy: Give People Extra Money for Groceries


Hour 2

LOL-YIKES! Twitter Has WAAAY Too Much Fun at Nikki Haley’s Expense For Claiming She Does NOT Get Confused

Jess Piper MIIIGHT Want to Delete This OLD Post Since She’s Been Found Guilty of Campaign Finance Fraud

EXCLUSIVE: Second-Largest Foreign Owner Of US Land Is A Chinese Communist Party Member


Hour 3

New Michigan Poll Shows Biden Losing in Blowout

Rep. Jayapal to members of Congress: “Let’s talk about the fact that President Trump incited an ERECTION.”

Fauci develops selective amnesia during COVID testimony; admits social distancing wasn’t scientific

Fuel leak on Astrobotic’s moon lander leaves ‘no chance’ of soft landing

Woke Retreats: Johns Hopkins DEI Office Apologizes, Retracts ‘Privilege List’

Daily Show Prep: Tues, January 9

Daily : Tues, January 9

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‘Go Bloo:’ Kellogg’s celebrates U of M championship with limited edition cereal box

Epps, accused of being FBI informant on J6, sentenced to one year probation

Defense Sec Austin was being treated for complications from prostate cancer, Walter Reed hospital

Media Outlets Bury Revelation That Epstein Accuser Retracted Trump Allegations

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Hour 2

Judge dismisses Notre Dame professor’s defamation lawsuit against student newspaper

Appeals Court Hits ‘Off’ Switch on Biden’s Dishwasher, Washing Machine Regulations

The 4 Reasons a Staggering 38% of Companies Say They’re Likely to Have Layoffs in 2024, Survey Shows

DOJ Allows Biden-Tied Firm to Register as Foreign Agent 8-Yrs Late, in Contrast to Manafort


Hour 3

‘A Stain On Our Society’: Record Number Of Police Shot In 2023, Report Finds

Chinese Firm Deletes Website After Communist, Military Ties Exposed

Report: The Biden admin DRAMATICALLY lowered standards related to immigrants from China, reduced number of questions asked from 40 to 5

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White House Report Card: Losing on most issues, Biden targets MAGA in reelection

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Dec. 5

Daily : , Dec. 5

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https://twitter.com/RepStefanik/status/1732089534345601317

Wait Until They Learn About EVs: Gen Z Will Give Up Vaping in ‘Solidarity’ With Congo Over Cobalt Mines

Sheila Jackson Lee Tells Her Supporters to Vote on the Wrong Day

Big fat free-speech update: Appellate court stays prison sentence of Doug Mackey, the man convicted for 2016 Hillary meme


Hour 2

The emerging details about the home that exploded in Arlington are WILD, even though police are staying silent

China Refuses to Take Back Military-Age Foreign Invaders

DOJ Indicts Illegal Alien Running Unlicensed Biolab in California


Hour 3

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An Army of Illegal Immigrants? Senate Dems Want One

Liz Cheney Says She’s Weighing Third-Party Presidential Run

School Forced Girl to Sleep w/ Boy Who ‘Identifies’ as ‘Trans’