Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 19

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Nolte: Doomed CNN Forced to ‘Dramatically’ Slash Anchor Salaries

Masked ‘Recovering Journo’ Shaming United for Plane Air Quality ACCIDENTALLY Funniest Post of the Day

The Atlantic Claims Rich People Leave Their Curtains Open to Torment the Poors ANNND Twitter Has Thoughts

Teen car wash worker has lemonade hurled at her, retaliates by spraying pressure hose at rude customer in viral video


Hour 2

The NYPD Has a ‘Dance’ Team and the Dancing COVID Nurses Would Like a Word

Biden admin reportedly doubling down on gas car crackdown

The Boom in Battery Metals for EVs Is Turning to Bust

Shutdown of Indiana oil refinery impacts gas prices with a 21 cent increase from last month

Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act, Meant To Counter China, Prompted Explosion in Chinese Battery Imports

SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY WHILE EXPERIMENTING WITH URINE: ‘WE CAN REUSE A VERY SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE COBALT’

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Hour 3

The Internet Was Made for Nikki Haley’s Hilariously Unfortunate Wording in Her ’12 Fellas’ Post

Jill Biden gives SOTU invite to Texas woman who went to great lengths to kill her disabled unborn child

Kansas Man Speaks Out After He Was Wrongly Accused Of Being Suspected KC Parade Shooter: ‘I Just Want To Clear My Name’

Complete PARODY: Mollie Hemingway Calls NYT OUT for Praising Fani Willis’ DRESS (That Was on BACKWARD)

WOW: Victor Davis Hanson Rattles Off List of Biden’s Lies (Just in the Past WEEK)

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Feb. 13

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Senate Passes Foreign Aid Bill: ‘Only the House Can Stop It Now’

America LAST! McConnell and Other Repubs ROASTED for Helping Dems Pass $95 BILLION Foreign Aid Bill

Here are the Senate Republicans who voted for the Ukraine package

WHOA: Pretty Sure Mitt Romney Didn’t MEAN to Admit THIS While Pushing Senate to Fund Ukraine (Watch)

Ukraine Funding Bill Tries to Make Peace Illegal.

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Hour 2

Critics: Bill cutting protections from PFAS toxic chemicals a step backward for Indiana

California’s war on plastic bag use seems to have backfired. Lawmakers are trying again

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/va-is-illegally-reducing-benefits-for-j6-defendants-breanna-morello-is-suing/

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Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Feb. 8

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FLASHBACK: FBI director: Hillary broke the law, but she won’t be prosecuted for it

TODAY: Special counsel won’t charge Biden for his handling of classified docs, despite evidence he ‘willfully retained’ materials

But they’ll charge when he had authority to possess documents.


Hour 2

An Indiana senator tweeted four words about the ‘dead’ border bill. It didn’t go over well

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/illegal-invaders-staying-at-500-night-times-square-hotel-are-trashing-rooms-drinking-all-day-smoking-marijuana-and-having-sex-in-the-stairwell/

Biden Accidentally Proves He CAN Secure the Border Threatening to Make it Worse if Repubs Don’t Cooperate

Jennifer Van Laar OWNS Talking Heads Trying to Take Credit for Ronna McDaniels in Straight-FIRE Thread

WATCH: Biological Males Dominate Women’s College Volleyball Game While The Girls Get To Sit On The Bench

Welp, looks like journalism is illegal in Europe. Come read the details on this one.


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Justin Trudeau on opposition leader Pierre Poilievre: “What he is proposing to do is to make Canada great again; that is not what Canadians want” 🤔

Canada: NDP-Proposed Speech Law Calls to Jail Those That Praise Fossil Fuels

Why do you think a Kentucky judge gave no jail time to a transgender daycare worker who sexually abused a baby?

Nikki Haley Fumes Over Nevada Primary Loss, Says Trump ‘Rigged’ the Election

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, Feb. 7

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Nevada primary takeaways: ‘None’ beats Haley. Trump wasn’t on GOP ballot. Biden wins Dems

Nikki Haley appears to reach petition threshold for Indiana ballot, refuting Trump claims

Haley only got these signatures week deadline folks.

Jim Jordan: “AMAZON FILES” show White House pressured tech giant to censor books contradicting admin’s positions 😑

Indiana State Police investigating potential election fraud in St. Joseph County


Hour 3

NYC MAYOR BRAGS ABOUT HIS “CHOCOLATE” STAFF AS HE COMPARES HIMSELF TO JESUS CHRIST: “THAT’S WHY PEOPLE ARE HATING ME”

This reminded me of something …

BIDEN’S HHS REVEALS SHOCKING LACK OF SCIENTIFIC DATA TO BACK UP THE CLAIM “GENDER-AFFIRMING CARE” IS MEDICALLY “NECESSARY”

Senate GOP leans toward advancing foreign aid bill without border policies

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Tuesday, Feb. 6

Daily : , Tuesday, Feb. 6

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Toby Keith, Larger-Than-Life Country Music Star, Dies at 62

Toby Keith haters react with glee over his cancer death — and send their love to the Dixie Chicks

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Philly Sheriff Caught Making Up Flattering Headlines in Sham Campaign

Some whiz kids figured out how to read charred scrolls from Pompeii and we have the text from the first scroll 🤯

Rome just reconstructed this 42-foot Colossus of Constantine and it is spectacular

Florida mom with giant bumper sticker promoting Only Fans account confused as to why kids’ Christian prep school is upset with her

FAILING SCHOOL PAID WOKE ACTIVIST $250K TO IMPROVE TEST SCORES, BUT THE KIDS DID WORSE

Attorney General Todd Rokita launches
‘Eyes on Education’ portal to further empower parents 

DC gave these low-income mothers $10,800 and you’ll never guess how they spent the money


Hour 3

Chile entered an all-female team at the UAE SWAT Challenge … it did not go well

Actress Gina Carano Sues Disney After Being Fired For Social Media Posts

11-Month FBI Op w/ 3 Undercover Agents Yields 1 Measly Arrest for Unmarked Silencer

CNN Makes Drastic Cut As Ratings Slump Takes Its Toll

PROGRESSIVISM: Seattle’s “living wage” fee meant to help delivery drivers is causing drivers to make less because people stopped placing orders

WATCH: Biden Says He Recently Spoke With Foreign Leader Who Died In 1996

Biden Blames Trump for Sinking of Bipartisan Immigration Bill

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