Daily Show Prep: Thursday, March 28

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talks current political infighting because no one listens to him before season.

Indiana education officials propose new high school diplomas for students

SUB PAR ‘I will never submit,’ shopper cries after major grocery chain CEO rolled out new ‘intrusive’ way to check your receipt


Hour 2

Casey solves timezone

BREAKING NEWS: Fort Wayne Mayor Tom Henry in hospice care following cancer diagnosis

Pennsylvania: Court Rules in Favor of Signature Verification for Mail-In Voting

US changes how it categorizes people by race and ethnicity; first revision in 27 years

Stores pull Cadbury “Gesture Eggs” promo after some genius removed the word “Easter” and caused public outcry


Hour 3

Palisades nuclear plant gets $1.5B federal loan in bid to reopen, a national first

There Was Very Little Pete Buttigieg Was Able to Tell Us About Bridge Collapse

If It Ain’t Woke, Don’t Fix It: Biden Urged To Use Baltimore Bridge Rebuild For Race Reparations

Leader of Princeton’s “queer alumni club” arrested on charges of child pornography

Biden To Visit NYC For Record-Shattering Celeb Fundraiser Same Day Trump Honors Fallen Cop

Governor Holcomb Issues Executive Order to Prepare for Solar Eclipse

It’s Official: Nobody Wants to Read About President Zero

Daily Show Prep: Wed, March 6

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Nikki Haley ends presidential campaign with ‘no regrets,’ ceding GOP nomination to Trump

‘TROUNCED’: Donald Trump Rips Nikki Haley After She Refused to Endorse Him

Nikki Haley Spends More than $114M to Only Win VT, D.C.

Dems’ Plan B?: Biden Defeated in Huge Primary Upset by Dark-Horse Jason Palmer

Buttigieg: Biden Didn’t Axe Effective Trump Border Policies, Just Family Separation, ‘Our Economy Is Pulling People’

Biden claims he and the Democrats want to fix the border. I guess he forgot that he terminated the border emergency on his first day in office!

BIDEN ADMINISTRATION ACTIONS THAT HAVE UNDERMINED BORDER SECURITY AND ENCOURAGED ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

Texas Rep. Tony Gonzales forced into GOP runoff against influencer Brandon Herrera


Hour 2

Indiana law dictates what happens if mayor resigns

Cuomo Subpoenaed for COVID-Era Nursing-Home Deaths

Wisdom

Doritos Fires Trans Ambassador after Disturbing Tweet about 12-Year-Old


Hour 3

VIDEO: Woke Methodist pastor caught drawing swastika on Jewish neighbor’s grocery delivery 😭

He had to publicly note that TOE LICKING is not allowed.

Hacker Forum Post Claims UnitedHealth Paid $22 Million Ransom in Bid to Recover Data

War of the ‘Whistleblowers’: Tony Bobulinski Sues Cassidy Hutchinson for Libel

Renault Award: Plastic Makers Lied About Recycling for Decades

President Joe Biden Announces Cap of All Credit Card Late Fees at $8

Daily Show Prep: Monday, March

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SCOTUS RULES 9-0 THAT TRUMP CAN APPEAR ON BALLOT

Colorado SecState Doubles Down Against Trump Even After 9-0 SCOTUS Smackdown

Nikki Haley ‘No Longer Bound’ by Pledge to Endorse Trump

Oklahoma School Under Fire for Toe-Licking Fundraising Event

Come see the “toxic phrases” CNBC apparently wants you to lose friendships over


Hour 2

Half of college grads are working high school-level jobs a year after graduation

Attorney General Todd Rokita announces new program to protect kids

Buttigieg Blames Biden’s Poor Approval Ratings on Media Coverage

The North Face offers 20% off to customers who complete a digital course in racial inclusion

We Finally Know How Much Damage Bud Light Boycott Did To Anheuser-Busch

Southwest Allen County Schools board to seek help with superintendent search


Hour 3

Merrick Garland Declares Election Integrity Racist, Threatens Red States

Laken Riley’s Mother: The Murder Was an ‘Avoidable Tragedy’

Blue Line, shrooms and other bills that didn’t make the cut at the Statehouse

More Netflix price hikes might be coming soon, analysts say

‘It’s Like Survivor’: Cable News Braces For The Great Pay Cut

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Jan. 15

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White House staff “relocated” last night after pro-Palestine protesters tore into barricade and confronted police in “mostly peaceful” protest

No Arrests Made After Pro-Palestinian Rioters Damage WH Fence, Attack Police

Principal who saved lives in Iowa school shooting dies from injuries

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Georgia DA Fani Willis addresses claim that she hired her married lover to prosecute Trump: “You cannot expect black women to be perfect and save the world”

ESPN returns 37 Emmys, disciplines employees after a decades-long scheme is unearthed

Almost One Year Later and Lying Liar Biden STILL Has Not Shown His Face in East Palestine As Promised

Again? Biden Creeps on Frightened Young Girl Despite 2019 Pledge

Pete Buttigieg’s Department of Transportation bans funny electronic highway signs


Hour 2

Lawmakers and others are ‘secretly’ plotting a military mutiny if Trump is elected

Hamas release sick footage with hostage Noa Argamani forced to say her two fellow captives are DEAD, ‘killed by IDF strikes’

How did Alberta wind up facing blackouts in the extreme cold?

FAA’s diversity push includes focus on hiring people with ‘severe intellectual’ and ‘psychiatric’ disabilities

Huge. If. TRUE –> Just Guess What United’s Woke, DEI-Supporting CEO Likes to Do With His Free Time


Hour 3

‘SOLAR PAINT’ TECHNOLOGY COULD BE CHEAPER ALTERNATIVE TO PANELS: ‘BILLIONS OF LIGHT-SENSITIVE PARTICLES [ARE] MIXED IN’

Epstein ‘Sex Slave’ Had Sex With Second ‘Prince,’ Claims She Saw Clinton And Al Gore On ‘Pedo Island’

VA Never Disclosed Safety Signal for Pfizer Vaccine After Finding It

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John Hayward Takes Dems’ Claims About Trump Being a ‘Threat to Democracy’ APART in Straight-FIRE Thread

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, Nov. 22

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NY vehicle explosion at Rainbow Bridge border crossing is attempted terror attack: sources

St. Joseph County Commissioner Deb Fleming to retire

THE NEW RACIST THING DROPPED. TURNS OUT IT’S THE BUBONIC PLAGUE!

Catholic All-Girls College Will Admit Men Who Identify as Trans Women

Michigan continues to lose residents, amid Whitmer push to grow population

NY ranked ‘Least Free State,’ with high taxes, debt, regulation: study


Hour 2

Earth has received a message laser-beamed from 10 MILLION miles away, NASA reveals

U.S. Army Sends Letter To Soldiers Fired Under Biden’s COVID Vaccine Mandate

KJP Whips Out A Literal Food Menu To Claim This Thanksgiving Is Actually One Of The ‘Cheapest Eve

WHITE HOUSE CLAIMS THEY LOWERED THANKSGIVING MEAL PRICES, THEN FACTS AND REALITY GET IN THE WAY

Scarborough: If Elected, Trump Will ‘Execute’ As Many People As He Can Get Away With!


Hour 3

Sanctuary Cities Embracing Red-State Strategy by Busing Illegals Elsewhere

Mystery child pneumonia outbreak reported in China hospitals

Pete Buttigieg’s Protégée Sentenced to 30 Years for Exploiting 500+ Children

Indiana Attorney General wants former Clay Middle School employee to pay up

South Carolina teacher accused of illicit tryst with teen: ‘She ruined our son’s life’