Daily Show Prep: Thurs, Oct. 12

Daily Show Prep: Thurs, Oct. 12

Hour 1

‘Not sending their best … ‘ John Fetterman’s self-own on Colbert FUNNIEST self-own we’ve seen (watch)

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/un-demands-104-million-for-palestinians/
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/harvard-students-scramble-to-take-back-support-for-anti-israel-letter/
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/bill-ackman-calls-for-harvard-grads-to-be-blacklisted/

Israel kibbutz the scene of a Hamas “massacre,” first responders say: “The depravity of it is haunting”

GOP Rep. Mills: I Had to Help Get Americans out of Israel Because Biden Won’t Do His Job


Hour 2

Wash. Post Firing 240 Employees, Expected to Lose $100M This Year

Leftist ‘Victim’ Josh Kruger Allegedly Raped, Drugged & Blackmailed His Teen Killer

White House and Qatar Freeze Infamous $6 Billion to Iran, Leave Major Questions

BREAKING: Congressman Steve Scalise Doesn’t Have the Votes for Speaker; Jim Jordan Expected to Step In

The Left is still saying Matthew Shepard was killed for being gay instead being a meth head who got beat senseless by an ex-lover over a drug shipment 😑


Hour 3

Hamas terrorist sent mom video of son, girlfriend’s murder after music fest massacre, TV star says

White House knew Biden had his own document problem before siccing FBI on Trump, new timeline shows

Daily Show Prep: Thurs, Oct. 12

Daily Show Prep: Wed, Oct. 11

Hour 1

Hamas Leader Calls For Global Day of Rage on Friday: ‘This is the Time for Jihad’

BREAKING: House Republicans Nominate Scalise as Speaker, But Some Signal Early Opposition

Trump and MAGA Allies Push Conspiracy Theory About Hamas Crossing Southern Border

Dumbass should probably read SOUTHCOM’s annual report on terrorists crossing the southern border.

The LA Times is really out here reporting on the racism of bird segregation in Los Angeles. I’m not kidding.

California’s New ‘Ebony Alert’ System Has Nothing to Do With Rescuing Black Children

Pete Buttigieg Heckled by Climate Protesters

Coast Guard Recovers ‘Presumed Human Remains’ From Titan Submersible Disaster

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/10/11/sen-braun-calls-on-president-to-void-6-billion-money-transfer-to-iran/

‘That Is Not The Argument!’: Reporter Clashes With State Dept. Spokesman About Iran Using Unfrozen Funds To Back Hamas

‘Fired for expressing views?’: Canadians split after Air Canada removes pilot for posting Palestine protest photos

WATCH: ISRAELI MOM WHOSE KIDS WERE ABDUCTED WRECKS ANDREA MITCHELL’S SMUG FACE WHEN ASKED ABOUT ISRAEL RETALIATING

How ’bout NO? Adam Kinzinger pushing to hold Israeli aid HOSTAGE to benefit Ukraine goes so VERY wrong

https://nationalfile.com/speaker-vote-delayed-as-scalise-cant-meet-218-vote-threshold/
Speaker Vote Delayed as Scalise Can’t Meet 218 Vote Threshold

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Oct. 10

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Oct. 10

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/gaza-missile-lands-in-gaza-kills-muslim/
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/40-babies-some-beheaded-found-by-israeli-soldiers/

PORN STARTLET GETS CANCELLED FROM NUDIE MAG, MUSHROOM COMPANY OVER OFFENSIVE PRO-HAMAS TWEETS

FLASHBACK: ISIS threatened to kill porn star Mia Khalifa for having sex in hijab

‘MOST FAMOUS RABBI IN AMERICA’ CALLS OUT CORY BOOKER’S ALLEGED SUPPORT OF ISRAEL: ‘YOU VOTED TO GIVE IRAN $150 BILLION’

Downlow Brother? Frank Biden’s Nudes Exposed in Gay Dating Site

Nebraska Man Gets 2-Year Sentence for Gun Charge Similar to Hunter Biden’s

SCOTUS Refuses to Hear Case Where Pa. County Found Flaws in Voting Machines

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/10/06/indiana-university-professor-arrested-in-human-trafficking-operation/

BOLT IT UP Drivers left devastated after General Motors confirms a popular car brand will be discontinued by the end of the year

Domino’s announces new “Emergency Pizza” promotion for those times when you really REALLY need a pizza at the last minute

Ex-CIA Director Michael Hayden Calls For Assassination Of GOP Senator

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Sept. 18

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Sept. 18

Hour 1

US military asks for help to find missing F-35 fighter jet after ‘mishap’ sees pilot eject

Notice the author couldn’t help herself in attacking Trump over this F35 story.

Secret Chinese Lab In California Prompts Action From House GOP Panels

Pictures: Iran Completes Biden’s $6 Billion Hostage Deal

Kennedy Campaign Reiterates Demand for Secret Service Protection After Assassination Attempt

Nolte: Kristen Welker Launches ‘Meet the Press’ Reign Spreading Abortion Lies


Hour 2

Last 3 defendants in Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping plot found not guilty

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Wants to Open City-Owned Grocery Stores

White House: We Have Higher Oil, Gas Prices Partially Because ‘Bidenomics Works’

NANCY MACE SHUTS DOWN ABC NEWS HACK’S CLAIM THERE IS NO BIDEN IMPEACHMENT EVIDENCE: “TEXT MESSAGES, E-MAILS, WITNESSES…”

GOP Reps Release 22 Examples of Biden’s ‘Influence Peddling’ After Dems Claim There’s No Evidence


Hour 3

DEMOCRAT MAKES OFFICIAL CHANGE TO SENATE DRESS CODE TO ACCOMMODATE JOHN FETTERMAN BEING A FAT SLOB

MCDONALD’S SLAMS NEW ‘DRACONIAN’ CALIFORNIA FAST-FOOD LAWS: “DEVASTATING FINANCIAL BLOW”

Report: Biden admin tried to force TikTok to let U.S. government spy on users and moderate content (like the ChiComms do)

Report: George Soros Is Funding Joe Biden’s ‘TikTok Army’ to Promote Leftist Propaganda

TIKTOK AGE DEMOGRAPHICS

TikTok Likely Suppressed Millions of Youth Voters in 2022

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Sept. 18

Daily Show Prep: Tues, Sept. 12

Hour 1

CNN’s Poppy Harlow shuts NM Governor Grisham down with a logical extrapolation

Albuquerque homicide rate actually dropping

New Mexico lawmakers call for Grisham’s impeachment

More lawsuits filed, first hearing delayed in challenge to NM governor’s carry ban

Fact check: Biden falsely claims he was at Ground Zero ‘the next day’ after 9/11

Trump Torches ‘Incompetent’ Biden’s $6 Billion Iranian Hostage Trade

Speaker McCarthy wants an impeachment inquiry into Biden’s alleged influence racket


Hour 2

Cam Girl Candidate Susanna Gibson, AKA ‘HotWifeExperience’ Made Her Homemade Videos Public Forever When She Signed Up for Chaturbate

Alabama school suspends 1st-grader for making finger gun while playing cops and robbers, says outraged parent

Threads blocks searches related to covid and vaccines as cases rise

Whistleblower says CIA rewarded analysts with BIG BUCKS to change COVID origins conclusion


Hour 3

#GoOnOffense

‘HOLY S**T’: Sen. John Kennedy reads directly from banned books and LOL the LOOK on LGBTQ faces (watch)

Aaron Ruper is SHOCKED to hear such filth on the Senate floor, but it’s okay in your kids’ classroom

Local Media Slam Library ‘Book Bans’ While Omitting The Explicit Content Being Pushed On Minors

The South Bend Tribune refused to run a rebuttal to their defense of pornography being available to children in the library. So, click the link above and read some excerpts yourself.