Daily Show Prep: Thurs, Oct. 12

Daily Show Prep: Thurs, Oct. 12

Hour 1

‘Not sending their best … ‘ John Fetterman’s self-own on Colbert FUNNIEST self-own we’ve seen (watch)

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/un-demands-104-million-for-palestinians/
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/harvard-students-scramble-to-take-back-support-for-anti-israel-letter/
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/bill-ackman-calls-for-harvard-grads-to-be-blacklisted/

Israel kibbutz the scene of a Hamas “massacre,” first responders say: “The depravity of it is haunting”

GOP Rep. Mills: I Had to Help Get Americans out of Israel Because Biden Won’t Do His Job


Hour 2

Wash. Post Firing 240 Employees, Expected to Lose $100M This Year

Leftist ‘Victim’ Josh Kruger Allegedly Raped, Drugged & Blackmailed His Teen Killer

White House and Qatar Freeze Infamous $6 Billion to Iran, Leave Major Questions

BREAKING: Congressman Steve Scalise Doesn’t Have the Votes for Speaker; Jim Jordan Expected to Step In

The Left is still saying Matthew Shepard was killed for being gay instead being a meth head who got beat senseless by an ex-lover over a drug shipment 😑


Hour 3

Hamas terrorist sent mom video of son, girlfriend’s murder after music fest massacre, TV star says

White House knew Biden had his own document problem before siccing FBI on Trump, new timeline shows

Daily Show Prep: Thurs, Oct. 12

Daily Show Prep: Wed, Oct. 11

Hour 1

Hamas Leader Calls For Global Day of Rage on Friday: ‘This is the Time for Jihad’

BREAKING: House Republicans Nominate Scalise as Speaker, But Some Signal Early Opposition

Trump and MAGA Allies Push Conspiracy Theory About Hamas Crossing Southern Border

Dumbass should probably read SOUTHCOM’s annual report on terrorists crossing the southern border.

The LA Times is really out here reporting on the racism of bird segregation in Los Angeles. I’m not kidding.

California’s New ‘Ebony Alert’ System Has Nothing to Do With Rescuing Black Children

Pete Buttigieg Heckled by Climate Protesters

Coast Guard Recovers ‘Presumed Human Remains’ From Titan Submersible Disaster

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/10/11/sen-braun-calls-on-president-to-void-6-billion-money-transfer-to-iran/

‘That Is Not The Argument!’: Reporter Clashes With State Dept. Spokesman About Iran Using Unfrozen Funds To Back Hamas

‘Fired for expressing views?’: Canadians split after Air Canada removes pilot for posting Palestine protest photos

WATCH: ISRAELI MOM WHOSE KIDS WERE ABDUCTED WRECKS ANDREA MITCHELL’S SMUG FACE WHEN ASKED ABOUT ISRAEL RETALIATING

How ’bout NO? Adam Kinzinger pushing to hold Israeli aid HOSTAGE to benefit Ukraine goes so VERY wrong

https://nationalfile.com/speaker-vote-delayed-as-scalise-cant-meet-218-vote-threshold/
Speaker Vote Delayed as Scalise Can’t Meet 218 Vote Threshold

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Oct. 10

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Oct. 10

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/gaza-missile-lands-in-gaza-kills-muslim/
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/40-babies-some-beheaded-found-by-israeli-soldiers/

PORN STARTLET GETS CANCELLED FROM NUDIE MAG, MUSHROOM COMPANY OVER OFFENSIVE PRO-HAMAS TWEETS

FLASHBACK: ISIS threatened to kill porn star Mia Khalifa for having sex in hijab

‘MOST FAMOUS RABBI IN AMERICA’ CALLS OUT CORY BOOKER’S ALLEGED SUPPORT OF ISRAEL: ‘YOU VOTED TO GIVE IRAN $150 BILLION’

Downlow Brother? Frank Biden’s Nudes Exposed in Gay Dating Site

Nebraska Man Gets 2-Year Sentence for Gun Charge Similar to Hunter Biden’s

SCOTUS Refuses to Hear Case Where Pa. County Found Flaws in Voting Machines

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/10/06/indiana-university-professor-arrested-in-human-trafficking-operation/

BOLT IT UP Drivers left devastated after General Motors confirms a popular car brand will be discontinued by the end of the year

Domino’s announces new “Emergency Pizza” promotion for those times when you really REALLY need a pizza at the last minute

Ex-CIA Director Michael Hayden Calls For Assassination Of GOP Senator

Daily Show Prep: Thurs, Aug. 31

Daily Show Prep: Thurs, Aug. 31

Hour 1

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell froze up again during a press conference

UPDATE: School board rules that 12-year-old with Gadsden flag patch does NOT violate school policy ✊


Hour 2

What a headline! Germany dismantles wind farm so it can expand coal mine after shutting down last nuclear plants

Burger King has been hit with a class-action lawsuit claiming it made its Whopper appear larger than it really is

Fan allegedly smuggles gun under her belly fat into White Sox game, accidentally shoots herself and another woman

Climate warriors enraged as Martha Stewart uses piece of iceberg to chill her cocktail 😂

Warnock’s Church Resumes Evictions From Low-Income Apartment Building as It Enriches the Senator

Over 1,600 Scientists and Professionals Sign ‘No Climate Emergency’ Declaration

Maine Hospital Fired Nurses for Refusing COVID Shots—Now It’s Begging Them to Come Back

Oregon Residents Now Regret Decriminalizing Hard Drugs


Hour 3

I tried to warn conservatives about the American Stasi. They ignored me

Casey discusses a possible Trump assassination.

Daily Show Prep: Wed, Aug. 9

Daily Show Prep: Wed, Aug. 9

Hour 1

X Is Fined $350,000 For Pushing Back Against Secret Warrant For Tump’s Twitter Account

Pro-Censorship Group Founder Complains That Elon Musk Is Trying To Silence Them

DOJ Threatens to Prosecute Reporter over J6 Coverage

Portland jury absolves Antifa militants for their violent 2019 attack on journalist Andy Ngo … fellow journalist has car smashed up while court is in session

Video: Mike Pence Admits He Could’ve Rejected 2020 Electors, But Refused

WATCH: MIKE PENCE’S NEW AD BRINGS SO MUCH CRINGE, IT’S LIKE IF BUD LIGHT MADE A GOP COMMERCIAL


Hour 2

Biden: I Wanted ‘to Stop All Drilling’ on the Coasts and Gulf, Got Blocked by Courts

Report: Massachusetts denied this couple the right to foster for their Christian beliefs. There are over 1,500 kids waiting for homes.

Comer Releases Third Bank Memo Detailing Payments to the Bidens from Russia, Kazakhstan, and Ukraine

Evangelical Christian Adoption Movement Hit by “Tsunami” of Mentally Ill Children


Hour 3

Scientists Seek Retraction of Fauci-Endorsed COVID Paper, Citing ‘Fraud,’ ‘Scientific Misconduct’

Fauci, Collins received 58 royalty payments as NIH collected $325 million from companies: records

‘Experts’ Have Come Up With 20+ Reasons Why Heart Conditions Have Increased Worldwide

https://thefederalistpapers.org/opinion/experts-come-20-reasons-heart-conditions-increased-worldwide?fbclid=IwAR0JbhE79by-t3kI68QXC-w9_hUwY9IcST7HNao_rpkXN7gBi-hMfzZY1Sc