Daily Show Prep: Wed, March 6

Daily Show Prep: Wed, March 6

Hour 1

Nikki Haley ends presidential campaign with ‘no regrets,’ ceding GOP nomination to Trump

‘TROUNCED’: Donald Trump Rips Nikki Haley After She Refused to Endorse Him

Nikki Haley Spends More than $114M to Only Win VT, D.C.

Dems’ Plan B?: Biden Defeated in Huge Primary Upset by Dark-Horse Jason Palmer

Buttigieg: Biden Didn’t Axe Effective Trump Border Policies, Just Family Separation, ‘Our Economy Is Pulling People’

Biden claims he and the Democrats want to fix the border. I guess he forgot that he terminated the border emergency on his first day in office!

BIDEN ADMINISTRATION ACTIONS THAT HAVE UNDERMINED BORDER SECURITY AND ENCOURAGED ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

Texas Rep. Tony Gonzales forced into GOP runoff against influencer Brandon Herrera


Hour 2

Indiana law dictates what happens if mayor resigns

Cuomo Subpoenaed for COVID-Era Nursing-Home Deaths

Wednesday Wisdom

Doritos Fires Trans Ambassador after Disturbing Tweet about 12-Year-Old


Hour 3

VIDEO: Woke Methodist pastor caught drawing swastika on Jewish neighbor’s grocery delivery 😭

He had to publicly note that TOE LICKING is not allowed.

Hacker Forum Post Claims UnitedHealth Paid $22 Million Ransom in Bid to Recover Data

War of the ‘Whistleblowers’: Tony Bobulinski Sues Cassidy Hutchinson for Libel

Renault Award: Plastic Makers Lied About Recycling for Decades

President Joe Biden Announces Cap of All Credit Card Late Fees at $8

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Feb. 29

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Feb. 29

Hour 1

Despite legal rulings, John Rust again turns to court for GOP Senate primary ballot access

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/u-s-army-slashes-thousands-of-jobs/

COLLEGE MAKES UP SHINY NEW MICROAGGRESSION: LOOKING AT SERVICE DOGS (OH, AND IT’S HURTFUL TO SAY “HEY GUYS”)

Elkhart/Goshen joins Fort Wayne and Lafayette area as top emerging housing markets

The Story of the Self-Immolating U.S. Serviceman Just Took a Strange Turn


Hour 2

Panera Bread exempt from California’s $20 minimum wage law after owner donated to Gov. Newsom: report

In Bump Stock Arguments, Constitution-Hating Justices Prove They Have No Idea How Guns Work

Leave it to NPR to helpfully explain how a fun Leap Year tradition is “actually intended to ridicule women” with “false empowerment”

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/list-of-layoffs-in-2024-so-far/

Hour 3

Interview: Rep. Jim Banks

A Willy Wonka “immersive experience” turned out to be a partially decorated warehouse. Some parents were so angry, they called the police.

In win for Paxton, court declares $1.7 trillion federal omnibus was passed unconstitutionally

What were members of the U.S. Congressional Progressive Caucus doing in Havana?

Group aiming to defund disinformation tries to drain Fox News of online advertising

Advertisers won’t be guilted into funding news

Study Finds Majority of Patients With Long COVID Were Vaccinated

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 19

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 19

Hour 1

Nolte: Doomed CNN Forced to ‘Dramatically’ Slash Anchor Salaries

Masked ‘Recovering Journo’ Shaming United for Plane Air Quality ACCIDENTALLY Funniest Post of the Day

The Atlantic Claims Rich People Leave Their Curtains Open to Torment the Poors ANNND Twitter Has Thoughts

Teen car wash worker has lemonade hurled at her, retaliates by spraying pressure hose at rude customer in viral video


Hour 2

The NYPD Has a ‘Dance’ Team and the Dancing COVID Nurses Would Like a Word

Biden admin reportedly doubling down on gas car crackdown

The Boom in Battery Metals for EVs Is Turning to Bust

Shutdown of Indiana oil refinery impacts gas prices with a 21 cent increase from last month

Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act, Meant To Counter China, Prompted Explosion in Chinese Battery Imports

SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY WHILE EXPERIMENTING WITH URINE: ‘WE CAN REUSE A VERY SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE COBALT’

FLASHBACK:

TODAY:


Hour 3

The Internet Was Made for Nikki Haley’s Hilariously Unfortunate Wording in Her ’12 Fellas’ Post

Jill Biden gives SOTU invite to Texas woman who went to great lengths to kill her disabled unborn child

Kansas Man Speaks Out After He Was Wrongly Accused Of Being Suspected KC Parade Shooter: ‘I Just Want To Clear My Name’

Complete PARODY: Mollie Hemingway Calls NYT OUT for Praising Fani Willis’ DRESS (That Was on BACKWARD)

WOW: Victor Davis Hanson Rattles Off List of Biden’s Lies (Just in the Past WEEK)

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 12

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 12

Hour 1

Biden Joins TikTok Platform He Recognized as National Security Threat

https://www.953mnc.com/2024/02/12/lt-gov-suzanne-crouch-promises-to-save-hoosiers-money-if-shes-elected-governor/
https://www.953mnc.com/2024/02/12/im-power-to-trim-trees-using-aerial-saws/

Our local story went national.

Indiana Police Investigate Apparent Election Fraud In County With History Of Democrat Ballot Crimes

FLASHBACK: Former Democratic chairman Morgan, co-defendant Blythe convicted in petition forgery trial


Hour 2

Newsom Sued By A Former Jewish General For Allegedly Engaging In Anti-Semitic Behavior

Trump ‘did not engage in insurrection’ on Jan. 6, new U.S. House resolution claims

Longtime Trump Critic Apologizes, Admits Media Lied About ‘Very Fine People’ Hoax

Nevada jury awards $130m to 5 people who suffered liver damage after they drank bottled water that was sold as ‘alkalized’ and detoxifying

Indiana high court weighs Senate hopeful’s challenge to limit on who can seek party nominations


Hour 3

Michigan lawmaker stripped of committee post, staff after sharing Jack Posobiec meme about the replacement of white people

If It Weren’t for Double Standards…

Explainer: DOJ Uses KKK-Era Charge to Extend Prison Time for Pro-Life Activists

In Daring Operation, IDF Rescues Two Hostages Held By Hamas In Rafah

His Best Friend Was a 250-Pound Warthog. One Day, It Decided to Kill Him.

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, Feb. 7

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, Feb. 7

Hour 1


Hour 2

Casey helps Producer Amelia with her homework.

Nevada primary takeaways: ‘None’ beats Haley. Trump wasn’t on GOP ballot. Biden wins Dems

Nikki Haley appears to reach petition threshold for Indiana ballot, refuting Trump claims

Haley only got these signatures a week after the deadline folks.

Jim Jordan: “AMAZON FILES” show White House pressured tech giant to censor books contradicting admin’s positions 😑

Indiana State Police investigating potential election fraud in St. Joseph County


Hour 3

NYC MAYOR BRAGS ABOUT HIS “CHOCOLATE” STAFF AS HE COMPARES HIMSELF TO JESUS CHRIST: “THAT’S WHY PEOPLE ARE HATING ME”

This reminded me of something …

BIDEN’S HHS REVEALS SHOCKING LACK OF SCIENTIFIC DATA TO BACK UP THE CLAIM “GENDER-AFFIRMING CARE” IS MEDICALLY “NECESSARY”

Senate GOP leans toward advancing foreign aid bill without border policies