Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Dec. 7

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Dec. 7

Hour 1

GOP Debate Post-Mortem: Is Nikki Haley’s Candidacy Toast?

Michigan woman arrested for shoplifting at “Shop With A Cop” event while loading stolen goods into car parked next to police cruiser

Pay people to move to Michigan? Whitmer population panel mulls the idea


Hour 2

“This Is No Joke: This Is War”: A Live Radio Broadcast of the Attack on Pearl Harbor

Did you know acne is racist now?

Panera hit with another wrongful death suit over caffeinated lemonade

Newsom Cancels Sacramento Tree Lighting Because Pro-Palestinian Protesters Might Show Up And Get Mostly Peaceful


Hour 3

House Slaps Convicted Jamaal Bowman on Wrist Days After Expelling George Santos Before His Court Date

Kevin McCarthy Announces Early Retirement Exactly Two Months After Saying He Won’t Resign

Matt Gaetz Rubs Salt in the Wound After Kevin McCarthy Announces Departure From Congress

ANTI-WHITE WOMAN ACTIVIST ATTACKS TAYLOR SWIFT FOR NOT SOLVING MIDDLE EAST PEACE, GETS BLASTED WITH ALL-TIME FACT CHECK

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Dec. 5

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Dec. 5

Hour 1

https://twitter.com/RepStefanik/status/1732089534345601317

Wait Until They Learn About EVs: Gen Z Will Give Up Vaping in ‘Solidarity’ With Congo Over Cobalt Mines

Sheila Jackson Lee Tells Her Supporters to Vote on the Wrong Day

Big fat free-speech update: Appellate court stays prison sentence of Doug Mackey, the man convicted for 2016 Hillary meme


Hour 2

The emerging details about the home that exploded in Arlington are WILD, even though police are staying silent

China Refuses to Take Back Military-Age Foreign Invaders

DOJ Indicts Illegal Alien Running Unlicensed Biolab in California


Hour 3

Interview: Matt Chaffee

An Army of Illegal Immigrants? Senate Dems Want One

Liz Cheney Says She’s Weighing Third-Party Presidential Run

School Forced Girl to Sleep w/ Boy Who ‘Identifies’ as ‘Trans’

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Dec. 5

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Nov. 28

Hour 1

The real quote:

DOOCY ROPES KJP IN WITH THANKSGIVING QUESTION ABOUT BIDENOMICS: “WHY ARE AMERICANS NOT BUYING IT?”

Tuesday Tithe With Pastor Lucas Miles


Hour 2

Majority of Americans Now Live in Gun-Owning Households

Hageman Says Biden’s Lead Ammo Ban An ‘Attack’ On Second Amendment

Clean Up, Aisle 5! Alex Soros Claims Murder Rates AREN’T Higher in Progressive (Blue) Cities and HOO BOY

Trump Campaign Unveils Christmas Merch Featuring Mug Shot

Natural immunity provides better protection against COVID than vaccines – even against hospitalization, new study finds

WATCH: Pastor Booted from School Board Meeting for Reading District’s Own Porno

White House ditches Biden grandkid stockings after finally acknowledging Hunter love child


Hour 3

Businesses Ditch ‘Diversity’ Initiatives In Droves Amid Economic Uncertainty

POLL: 55% of Women Say Men Identifying as Communist is Top Dating ‘Red Flag’

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Dec. 5

Daily Show Prep: Friday, Nov. 17

Hour 1

Girl Scouts To Host Training Sessions On ‘Internalized Racism,’ ‘White Supremacy Culture’

Gavin Newsom Mocked Mercilessly After Claiming Tennessee City Had Banned ‘Being Gay in Public’


Hours 2 & 3

Open lines


Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Dec. 5

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Nov. 14

Hour 1

Real Life?! Rep. Tim Burchett Claims Kevin McCarthy Kidney-Punched Him After GOP Conference Mtg (Watch)

Richmond’s Slavery Monument: a Black Man with Dreds & Hoodie

Interview: PHM board member Matt Chaffee on the board abusing parents and staff.


Hour 2

Tuesday Tithe with Pastor Lucas Miles

CNN wants you to know what a ‘real’ Christian is everybody.

There’s another Christian movement that’s changing our politics. It has nothing to do with whiteness or nationalism

Ben Shapiro Labels Candace Owens ‘Disgraceful’ for Taking an America First Position on Israel-Gaza War

Candace Owens Dragged for Subtweeting Ben Shapiro After He Called Her Out for ‘Disgraceful’ Antisemitism

Dr. Strangetweet So Completely OWNS Economist Insisting ‘Americans Are Better Off’ in Thread She Deletes

Shock: Records Show Adam Schiff Financed $1.7 Million Maryland Home As ‘Principal Residence’


Hour 3

22 toddlers made sick by consuming high levels of lead in recalled fruit pouches, CDC says

Can’t make it up! Hunter Biden will be teaching a course on “Fake News” at Tulane University

Bait-and-switch budgeting is back, baby!

These 8 Republicans voted against Rep Greene’s Mayorkas impeachment push: ‘Not a high crime or misdemeanor’