Hillary’s Coughing Fits Are Back, And She’s Lying About Them

Ok, to be fair, Hillary’s coughing fits never left. She just tried to not talk to anyone so you wouldn’t notice. Holly molly she sounds like death.

As she was on the plane leaving Cleveland, she held a press gaggle and the coughing continued.

Clinton made statements about her new book & Russia/hacking, and then took 7 questions from reporters before excusing herself bc of a cough.

— Liz Kreutz (@ABCLiz) September 5, 2016

She tried to blame her perpetual cough on ‘seasonal allergies.’

"One thing you know from my doctor letter is I have seasonal allergies," Clinton joked after returning to the gaggle following her cough

— Liz Kreutz (@ABCLiz) September 5, 2016

After recusing herself to deal with the cough, we noticed her mysterious handler is back. Upon her return, Hillary declared:

“We went back and checked and this happens to me every Labor day.”

Interesting. Especially considering her massive coughing fits have been an issue for months now (going back to January). Unless there’s a new 9 month season I’m unaware of, this isn’t ‘seasonal allergies.’ Nor is this a Labor Day only incident. She can’t not lie. I’m surprised she didn’t blame mythical unicorn fart man made global warming for her cough.

[Tweet theme=”basic-full”]Unless there’s a new 9 month season I’m unaware of, Hillary’s cough isn’t caused by ‘seasonal allergies.'[/Tweet]

Her coughing fit was so bad that even MSNBC cut away from her speech for crying out loud.

I’m not saying her cough is indicative of impending death or anything, but it is strange that she hides it, and lies about it. Also, considering we’ve been talking about her massive coughing fits for 9 months now, their perpetual occurrence without a truthful, or plausible, explanation is not passing the smell test.

[Tweet theme=”basic-full”]I’m not saying @HillaryClinton’s 9 month perpetual cough is too alarming, but her lying about it is interesting.[/Tweet]