Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

Hour 1

Tina Turner: legendary rock’n’roll singer dies aged 83

No one is reporting what Ron DeSantis actually said in his 2024 announcement last night cuz they want to make fun of him for crashing Twitter, so here are some highlights

House Republican Pushes to Fine Schiff $16M for Russia Hoax Lies

Fox News Unleashes Layoffs amid Tumbling Viewership, Tucker’s Exit

Calif. Bans Skittles Due to Health Concerns, Still Allows Child Sex Changes

EXC: CPAC Treasurer Resigns Alleging ‘Cancer in Organization Metastasizing for Years’.

Kansas’s Racist Democrat Gov. Slammed for Axing Underground Railroad Restoration

Bill Gates was having affair with Russian woman, Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him using it

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6/10 not bad Bill. She gets +1 for being Russian.

San Francisco mayor forced to abandon public safety meeting after protester throws brick

Michigan Man Gets Community Service for Shooting Anti-Abortion Campaigner

Target’s market value has dropped $9 billion in one week. Check out the leaked email the company sent employees.

Target CEO Defends ‘Tuck-Friendly’ Trans Products in Stores

Target Pulls Some LGBT Items, Claims Threats after Panic over Boycotts

Target, Facing Backlash, Pulls LGBT Pride Items by Satanist Designer

Drag queen Pattie Gonia says ‘come out’ in North Face ‘Summer of Pride’ ad

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing

House Judiciary Threatens MLB’s Anti-Trust Exemption for Pushing Radical LGBT Agenda

Transgender Disc Golfer Wins Women’s Event in Virginia

Students Sue Prof. Who Forced Donations to Planned Parenthood


Hour 2

Indiana counselor sues after being fired over criticism of transgender pronouns

BREAKING: LGBT Pride ‘Youth Carnival’ Bars Parents From Attending

Men’s Health says men might be “gynosexual” if they are attracted to women. Or, you know, just normal men.

“Look how quickly the media freaks out about losing just a tiny part of the narrative™ machine.” These are all REAL headlines from mainstream media outlets!

More Details Revealed about IRS Targeting Twitter Files Reporter


Hour 3

Hunter Biden investigation: Second IRS whistleblower claims retaliation

Black Lives Matter Hemorrhaged Cash in 2022, Tax Documents Show

Karine Jean-Pierre Showered With Receipts After Blatant Lie on Biden and the Debt Ceiling

Disturbing video shows machete-wielding NYC professor Shellyne Rodriguez chase Post staffers down street

Shellyne Rodriguez, NYC college professor who threatened Post reporter with machete, is fired as her lawsuit against NYPD emerges

Hour 1

WNBA COACH IS PISSED AND CONFUSED WHY IT WASN’T A SELLOUT FOR BRITTNEY GRINER’S RETURN: “C’MON, LA”

WOKE HIGH SCHOOL FORCED TO RESPOND TO WHAT CHAD STUDENTS ARE DOING TO THE TAMPON DISPENSERS IN THE BOYS’ BATHROOM

The NAACP Says Florida Isn’t Safe for Black People. Data Tell a Different Story.


Hour 2

Police: 19-Year-Old Sai Varshith Kandula Drove U-Haul into Barrier Near White House, Nazi Flag Found in Vehicle

“Why Waking Up Early Is Rooted in White Supremacy” 🤡


Hour 3

Interview: Matt Chaffee – PHM school board

Black Suspects Killed Handyman Because They ‘Wanted To Kill A White Person’: Police Detective.

Nolte: 59% of Voters Agree Media ‘Truly Enemy of the People’

Hour 1

South Bend Community Schools to require all students use clear backpacks next school year

EXCLUSIVE: Five Migrants on Terror Watch List Arrested near AZ Border Post-Title 42

‘I WAS WRONG’: Bear Grylls Admits Vegan Diet NOT Healthy

Tuesday Tithe: Pastor Lucas Miles on honesty


Hour 2

THEN: MEDIA TO AMERICANS: OF COURSE THE TRUMP DOSSIER IS TRUE! [SUPERCUT]

NOW: CNN HOSTS ADMIT FBI NEVER SHOULD HAVE INVESTIGATED TRUMP FOR RUSSIA HOAX: ‘DEVASTATING TO THE FBI’

Durham Report Reveals FBI Vendetta Against Carter Page Behind FISA Warrants

10 times the media declared the discredited Steele dossier was not ‘disproven’

FLASHBACK: Chuck Todd to BuzzFeed editor: You published ‘fake news’

Chuck Todd Still Cluelessly Pretending Steele Dossier Is Reliable

Miller has the worst ‘hold my beer’ moment in history

EXCLUSIVE: Miller Lite’s Chief Of Marketing Has Spent Years Flopping From One Liberal Cause To Another


Hour 3

Chicago’s New Mayor Blares Black National Anthem for Inauguration, Maligns Police

Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 8

Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 8

Hour 1

Megyn Kelly Exposes Fox Exec. Behind Tucker Carlson’s Leaks

Tucker Carlson Given Job Offer with Salary Up to 3 Times More than He Was Making at Fox News

Tucker Carlson Reportedly Preparing to Unleash on Fox News: He Will Not Be Silenced

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Twitter sleuths find MSNBC gun-grabbing Allen shooting eye witness and well well well, whad’ya know

SUV driver plows into crowd outside a Texas migrant and homeless shelter – killing at least seven and injuring 11 others: Charged with reckless driving

FDA Approves First Pill Containing Human Feces


Hour 2

Proud Boys Found Guilty of Seditious Conspiracy

Berkeley Prof. Sorry for Being a ‘White Person Who Incorrectly Identified as Native’

Report: DeSantis to Skip Exploratory Committee and Announce Campaign


Hour 3

AMERICA’S OLDEST BREWERY COUNTERS BUD LIGHT WITH NEW PATRIOTIC BEER CANS TO BENEFIT OUR VETERANS

“Consider it a fake, even if it’s not” – FBI accused of assisting Ukraine with Facebook censorship

Save the male chicks

Jan. 6 rioter in pink beret identified after ex spotted her in a viral FBI tweet

The FBI devoted over 2 years to tracking this woman, and she’s not even accused of any acts of violence. The feds can’t can’t have you looking all adorable at a riot.

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 4

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 4

Hour 1

Kremlin: ‘ridiculous’ for US and Kyiv to disown drone incident

Nashville Police Refuse to Release Trans Mass Shooter’s Manifesto

19 State AGs Say JPMorgan Chase Repeatedly ‘De-Banked’ Religious Conservatives

Banker Tied to Biden, Clinton ‘Aggressively’ Raped Epstein Victim: Court Ruling

Gas Stove Bans Promoted From Baseless Conspiracy Theory to New York State Policy

Biden Admin. Seeks to Restrict Hunting, Fishing via Lead Regulations


Hour 2

Casey mysteriously disappears for an hour.


Hour 3

Republican official Amy Drake cited the FBI’s definition of domestic terrorism: ‘Appearing to be intended to influence the policy of government by intimidation or coercion.’

10-Year-Olds Found Working Unpaid at Kentucky McDonald’s Until 2 a.m.

EV Battery Packs Could Exacerbate ‘Fatality Crisis’ on Roads, Experts Warn