Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 20

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Helicopter Believed To Be Carrying Top Iranian Leaders Crashes: State Media

People joked that Iran’s president was killed by Mossad agent “Eli Copter” and Hamas social channels are sharing it as fact 💀

NY v. Trump: Michael Cohen admits to stealing from Trump Org in bombshell testimony

Attorneys Quash Jake Tapper’s Theory About Evidence Implicating Trump

No Prison for Leftist Who Punched Female Capitol Police Officer in Face

House Judiciary Probing the Abuse of a Jan. 6 Inmate


Hour 2

Rohli Booker Wins 6th District Council Seat

Annual ‘Click It or Ticket’ campaign starts Monday, Allen County police share

Historic Fort Wayne to host Siege of Fort Wayne 1812 in June

Parents frustrated with school’s response to 3rd grader bullied and threatened with rape

Secretary of State Blinken eats dinner at Ukraine pizza joint with… interesting decorations…

New study says religious “nones” have hit a ceiling


Hour 3

Covid Shots Linked to Surge in Rare Autoimmune Disease, Study Finds

No Matter How Much You Hate Tony Fauci, It Isn’t Nearly Enough

Cancer Surgeon Drops Ivermectin Bombshell

Can treat ? . Kathleen Ruddy explain she observed late-stage cancer taking this “miracle .”

And BOOM Goes the Dynamite –> Black American Responds to NFL Condemning Harrison Butker’s Speech (Watch)

Watch: The young daughter of the Kansas City Chiefs owner just did what the NFL refuses to do: defend Christianity and free speech…

The Kansas City Star, a real newspaper, published an op-ed arguing that Harrison Butker should be replaced by a woman

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 16

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House Judiciary votes to hold Garland in contempt


Hour 2

Rep. Dan Goldman, Client of Judge Merchan’s Daughter, Says He Prepped Michael Cohen Testimony

Interview: Rep. Jim Banks on Steven Crowder’s exclusive DEI story about the US Navy

1 candidate disqualified from Fort Wayne City Council caucus

COURT DOCS: Child care employee charged, accused of being intoxicated and battering child with autism

‘They took our dream’ | USDA funding cut leaves Fort Wayne residents without homes

Speaking of failing up …

So… much… equity! Diversity exec gets 5 years for stealing millions from Facebook and Nike

HEALTH ALERT: DOCTOR INTRODUCES MUCH-NEEDED ALTERNATIVE TO CORRUPT AMERICAN DIABETES ASSOCIATION

Climate Change May Worsen Health Conditions Like Dementia, Epilepsy, Depression, Study Suggests

Climate change is affecting mental health literally everywhere


Hour 3

In complete disregard of The Cube Rule, Indiana judge rules that tacos and burritos are sandwiches

Tortas are Mexican . Tacos and are not.

“Up to a third” of illegal immigrants are registered to vote, according to new study: “Potentially high enough to overturn the will of the American people”

Indiana AG sues former sheriff Jamey Noel and family for $3.1 million, asks to freeze all assets

Michael Cohen’s Ex-Lawyer Accuses Him of Perjury in Trump Trial

Panel of attorneys tell Jake Tapper why Alvin Bragg’s case against Trump is doomed: ‘The prosecution hasn’t met its burden’

Don’t Buy The Spin: Americans Are Getting Poorer While Prices Keep Going Up

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 16

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DEA Agrees To Reclassify Marijuana Under Federal Law, AP Reports

Indiana leaders reassess marijuana stance as DEA proposes historic reclassification

States rethink data centers as ‘electricity hogs’ strain the grid

Captain Obvious paid visit to . bad he won’t come to .

VEGANS ARE NOW GOING AFTER YOUR POOCHES FOOD, CLAIMS THERE IS “COMPELLING” RESEARCH FOR DOGS TO EAT A VEG DIET


Hour 2

Second Boeing Whistleblower Dies Suddenly

Peloton CEO Is Stepping Down, Fitness Company To Cut Workforce By 15%

WATCH: MSNBC STOOGE CUTS UNINTENTIONAL TRUMP AD, CLAIMS SHE AND HER JOURNALISMER COLLEAGUES WILL DISAPPEAR WHEN TRUMP WINS

MSNBC hosts laments campus protests because they might lead to “next Reagan era”

Megyn Kelly wants to know why so many woke protesters are “unattractive” and there was actually an interesting study on that

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Researchers find a ‘liberal gene’


Hour 3

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Jim Banks: Stand with Pamela Whitten against IU’s radical, immature faculty

UCLA Hamas protestors told the cops to leave and then were upset the cops didn’t save them from frat boys.

Leftist Protesters and Right-Wing Counterprotesters Break Into “F— Joe Biden” Chants

Dem Fundraising Platform ActBlue Takes a Cut of Donations to Michigan State University’s Anti-Israel Tent Encampment

Oct. 7 terror attack victims file suit against several U.S. groups alleging collaboration with Hamas

Wind energy industry produced less power in 2023, despite having increased total generation capacity

Guess Where a Cyberattack Just Took down the Voter Registration System

PLANNED PARENTHOOD STOPS PROVIDING A DISABLED PATIENT MEDICAL CARE AFTER SHE WORE A SHIRT THAT SAYS “ADULT HUMAN FEMALE”

Planned Parenthood took $1.8B in taxpayer money in 3 years— with $90M from COVID loans: feds

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 16

Daily : , April 22

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House Passes Mike Johnson’s Foreign Aid Package

Harvard’s Claudine Gay is now teaching an ethics course on research (for real). As a professor, I have thoughts on this historic level of academic irony.

Mike Rowe calls Gen Z the next ‘toolbelt generation’ amid increasing vocational enrollment

Equity in Action: Student With 100 GPA Gets Demoted to 72nd Percentile, Swatted From Her Dream School


Hour 2

DEI Official At UCLA School of Medicine Massively Plagiarized Her Dissertation On DEI

This guy made a list of all the food that woke people have called racist. Enjoy.

CNN Panel Finds It ‘Pretty Remarkable’ Juror Can Go To Dentist Appointment While Trump Restricted From Major Events

California city OK’s $1M per unit homeless housing project after audit found state wasted billions on crisis

Biden dismantling Trump-era Title IX rules is ‘asinine’: Riley Gaines

Military Could Hit Troops With Courts-Martial For Refusing To Use Preferred Pronouns, Experts Say


Hour 3

The US military will begin plans to withdraw troops from Niger

Justice Kagan might have accidentally ended DEI. Let’s talk about this irony sandwich that you missed over the weekend. 😂

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, April 17

Daily : , April 17

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Longtime NPR Editor Who Exposed Their Bias Resigns, Rips ‘Divisive’ New CEO on the Way Out the Door

Chris Rufo is sharing old tweets from NPR’s new CEO and his summaries are sending me … get in here for the funniest ones 💀

Student Suspended 3 Days For Using Term ‘Illegal Alien’

UPDATE: Whitten, Trustees respond to faculty’s no confidence against administration

SBPD: Gun violence is down 48% in City of South Bend

No mention of reason, but …

Multiple States Witness Crime Rates Fall After Constitutional Carry

CDC Data Shows Constitutional Carry States Have Fewer Total and Gun-Related Homicides


Hour 2

Senate rejects first impeachment article against DHS Secretary Mayorkas

Hollywood Depression: Participant, Studio Behind ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ & More Woke Message Movies, Shuts Down

CALIFORNIA DEMOCRATS APPEAR TO BE A PARTY OF (AT BEST) EPHEBOPHILES, IF NOT ACTUAL PEDOPHILES

Target collecting and storing customers’ face and fingerprint scans without consent: class action lawsuit


Hour 3

Watch videos of Dubai under water after they injected chemicals into a storm and got an entire year’s worth of rain

Did you have “Marxist Camel Redistribution to Fight Climate Change” on your 2024 Bingo card? WaPo is here with the deets.

Still Surplus Arctic Ice Mid-April 2024

These two stories were published on the same day a few weeks ago 🥴

You’ll never guess who’s behind the ‘Free Palestine’ bridge-blocking protests …