Daily Show Prep: Monday, March 18

Daily Show Prep: Monday, March 18

Hour 1

U.S. Supreme Court to Hear Case Alleging Government Censorship of Social Media

Supreme Court rejects appeal from Indiana parents who lost custody of transgender teen

Study finds ‘woke’ people more likely to be unhappy, anxious, and depressed

Pence Refuses to Give Irrelevant Endorsement to Ex-Boss Trump

Remember when the media was angry you wouldn’t call her ‘Dr. Jill?’


Hour 2

The Treasury Department says Biden is lying.

Recipe for Economic Train Wreck: Biden’s FY ’25 Budget’s 10 Massive Tax Increases


Hour 3

Leaked Audio Exposes FBI Dirty Dealings With Key Informant, Architect of Whitmer “Kidnapping Plot”

As you can see from the CDC’s own data below, firearms still aren’t the leading cause of death for kids in the United States. Not even close.

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America’s Drunk Driving Limit May Be Changing

FBI Must Answer for $2,000 it Stole from Safe-Deposit Box, Judge Rules

Hour 1

BREAKING: Supreme Court rules public can sue officials who block, mute them on social media

Northwest Allen County Schools joins districts canceling classes for the solar eclipse

TYSON FOODS FIRES AMERICAN WORKERS, PLANS TO REPLACE THEM WITH 52,000 MIGRANTS


Hour 2

WATCH: ADVIL DECLARES PAIN IS RACIST, VOWS TO PUT AN END TO (CHECK NOTES) “SYSTEMIC PAIN BIAS”

RILEY GAINS AND OVER A DOZEN ATHLETES FILE LAWSUIT AGAINST THE NCAA FOR IMPOSING “A RADICAL ANTI-WOMAN AGENDA ON COLLEGE SPORTS”

Lead prosecutor in Georgia election case resigns following judge’s decision allowing DA Fani Willis to stay on


Hour 3

The thirty-two-hour work week: another of Bernie’s bad ideas

Higher Mortality Found Among Vaccinated Patients Hospitalized for COVID-19: New Study

Gender Equality! Denmark Expanding Conscription to Women

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, March 12

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, March 12

Hour 1

Casey meant to talk about the GOP gubernatorial debate but just ended up ranting against Holcomb.

Interview: Pastor Lucas Miles for Tuesday Tithe


Hour 2

Here is an update on the white Missouri girl who had her head cracked on the pavement. You won’t believe how woke her school district is.

California study: Attempted-suicide rate among men who had gender surgery was “twice as high” as it was before operation 👀

Hoo boy: Colorado’s top government DNA analyst allegedly “manipulated evidence for years,” possibly affecting more than 600 criminal cases

CVS Makes Future Managers Confess Their Privilege, Promises Not to Promote Merely on Merit

NOT SATIRE: Woke magazine asks “where are all the black people” in TV drama on Japanese history 💀


Hour 3

Transcript from documents probe contradicts Biden’s account of exchange with Hur over son’s death

Special counsel Hur squares off with White House, says Biden ‘willfully retained’ classified memos

Notice how she tries to talk over him once he corrects her that he didn’t exonerate Joe Biden.

Biden special counsel Robert Hur’s resignation from DOJ makes his testimony “even more problematic”

Yes, Hur resigned from the DOJ. This prevents them from controlling his testimony. He is now free to give his testimony as he sees fit.

My favorite part of this Special Counsel transcript showing Biden’s senility is when the president basically said “my Corvette goes BRRRR” 😂