Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Dec. 14

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Dec. 14

Hour 1

BOSTON MAYOR PLANS “NO WHITES ALLOWED” CHRISTMAS PARTY, ACCIDENTLY SENDS THE INVITE TO WHITE PEOPLE

Dem Rep Refuses To Say Whether He Agrees Or Not With State Department’s Terror Designation Of Hamas

The Next ‘Rich Men North of Richmond’? New Country Singer’s Anti-Woke Song Gets Him Banished from Venue

$15M Jury Award to Doctor Who Claimed Anti-Male Bias in University Finding He Had Committed Sexual Assault


Hour 2

Jon talks about phalluses.

FLASHBACK: BIDEN SAID PEOPLE WHO DEFY JAN. 6 COMMITTEE SUBPOENAS SHOULD BE HELD ‘CRIMINALLY’ ACCOUNTABLE

DOJ to Charge Another Jan. 6 Journalist for Documenting Events on Capitol Hill

House Votes to Formalize Impeachment Inquiry into President Joe Biden

WH Admits Knowledge of Hunter Biden’s Plan to Defy Subpoena

Biden Calls Impeachment Inquiry Baseless GOP Stunt, Laughably Demands Lawmakers Focus on Border Instead

WATCH: EXTREMISTS ARE ATTACKING CHRISTMAS TREES NOW, IN THE NAME OF SAVING THE CLIMATE

Blue state Dems introduce law that could jail people for using gas powered lawnmowers

New Mexico AG Sues Meta over Facebook/Instagram Pedophile Rings


Hour 3

Existing Home Sales on Track for Worst Year Since at Least 2008

Trump Demands Action After 20 Percent of Mail-in Voters Admit to Fraud in 2020 Election Survey

Sen Ron Johnson gets the last word after Kaitlan Collins sets him up in ambush-style interview

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Dec. 7

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Dec. 7

Hour 1

GOP Debate Post-Mortem: Is Nikki Haley’s Candidacy Toast?

Michigan woman arrested for shoplifting at “Shop With A Cop” event while loading stolen goods into car parked next to police cruiser

Pay people to move to Michigan? Whitmer population panel mulls the idea


Hour 2

“This Is No Joke: This Is War”: A Live Radio Broadcast of the Attack on Pearl Harbor

Did you know acne is racist now?

Panera hit with another wrongful death suit over caffeinated lemonade

Newsom Cancels Sacramento Tree Lighting Because Pro-Palestinian Protesters Might Show Up And Get Mostly Peaceful


Hour 3

House Slaps Convicted Jamaal Bowman on Wrist Days After Expelling George Santos Before His Court Date

Kevin McCarthy Announces Early Retirement Exactly Two Months After Saying He Won’t Resign

Matt Gaetz Rubs Salt in the Wound After Kevin McCarthy Announces Departure From Congress

ANTI-WHITE WOMAN ACTIVIST ATTACKS TAYLOR SWIFT FOR NOT SOLVING MIDDLE EAST PEACE, GETS BLASTED WITH ALL-TIME FACT CHECK

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Dec. 14

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Nov. 28

Hour 1

The real quote:

DOOCY ROPES KJP IN WITH THANKSGIVING QUESTION ABOUT BIDENOMICS: “WHY ARE AMERICANS NOT BUYING IT?”

Tuesday Tithe With Pastor Lucas Miles


Hour 2

Majority of Americans Now Live in Gun-Owning Households

Hageman Says Biden’s Lead Ammo Ban An ‘Attack’ On Second Amendment

Clean Up, Aisle 5! Alex Soros Claims Murder Rates AREN’T Higher in Progressive (Blue) Cities and HOO BOY

Trump Campaign Unveils Christmas Merch Featuring Mug Shot

Natural immunity provides better protection against COVID than vaccines – even against hospitalization, new study finds

WATCH: Pastor Booted from School Board Meeting for Reading District’s Own Porno

White House ditches Biden grandkid stockings after finally acknowledging Hunter love child


Hour 3

Businesses Ditch ‘Diversity’ Initiatives In Droves Amid Economic Uncertainty

POLL: 55% of Women Say Men Identifying as Communist is Top Dating ‘Red Flag’

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Dec. 14

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, Nov. 22

Hour 1

NY vehicle explosion at Rainbow Bridge border crossing is attempted terror attack: sources

St. Joseph County Commissioner Deb Fleming to retire

THE NEW RACIST THING DROPPED. TURNS OUT IT’S THE BUBONIC PLAGUE!

Catholic All-Girls College Will Admit Men Who Identify as Trans Women

Michigan continues to lose residents, amid Whitmer push to grow population

NY ranked ‘Least Free State,’ with high taxes, debt, regulation: study


Hour 2

Earth has received a message laser-beamed from 10 MILLION miles away, NASA reveals

U.S. Army Sends Letter To Soldiers Fired Under Biden’s COVID Vaccine Mandate

KJP Whips Out A Literal Food Menu To Claim This Thanksgiving Is Actually One Of The ‘Cheapest Eve

WHITE HOUSE CLAIMS THEY LOWERED THANKSGIVING MEAL PRICES, THEN FACTS AND REALITY GET IN THE WAY

Scarborough: If Elected, Trump Will ‘Execute’ As Many People As He Can Get Away With!


Hour 3

Sanctuary Cities Embracing Red-State Strategy by Busing Illegals Elsewhere

Mystery child pneumonia outbreak reported in China hospitals

Pete Buttigieg’s Protégée Sentenced to 30 Years for Exploiting 500+ Children

Indiana Attorney General wants former Clay Middle School employee to pay up

South Carolina teacher accused of illicit tryst with teen: ‘She ruined our son’s life’

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Dec. 14

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Nov. 21

Hour 1

Elon Musk Just Detonated His ‘Thermonuclear’ Lawsuit

Tuesday Tithe with Pastor Lucas Miles

Ariz. Church Leader Shot in Head While Preaching on Street Corner: ‘In Desperate Need of a Miracle’

Ontario Catholic High School Student Suspended for Gender Views Appeals Decision


Hour 2

Report: White House Secretly Reactivated Funding to Collect TRILLIONS of U.S. Phone Records

White House Program Enabling Mass American Phone Surveillance Could Be Illegal, Lawmaker Says

Misguided Mayorkas Orders CBP Agents Not to ‘Misgender’ Illegal Aliens With ‘Incorrect Pronouns’

Watching this lady find out that Alaska isn’t an island is the greatest smack down of the American education system I’ve seen in a while.


Hour 3

Commercial Flights Are Experiencing ‘Unthinkable’ GPS Attacks and Nobody Knows What to Do

Gen Z workers say they should be hired for their ‘personality,’ not productivity: We ‘set the vibes’

Ladies and gentlemen … your ‘personality hire:’