Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 19

Daily : , Feb. 19

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Nolte: Doomed CNN Forced to ‘Dramatically’ Slash Anchor Salaries

Masked ‘Recovering Journo’ Shaming United for Plane Air Quality ACCIDENTALLY Funniest Post of the Day

The Atlantic Claims Rich People Leave Their Curtains Open to Torment the Poors ANNND Twitter Has Thoughts

Teen car wash worker has lemonade hurled at her, retaliates by spraying pressure hose at rude customer in viral video


Hour 2

The NYPD Has a ‘Dance’ Team and the Dancing COVID Nurses Would Like a Word

Biden admin reportedly doubling down on gas car crackdown

The Boom in Battery Metals for EVs Is Turning to Bust

Shutdown of Indiana oil refinery impacts gas prices with a 21 cent increase from last month

Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act, Meant To Counter China, Prompted Explosion in Chinese Battery Imports

SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY WHILE EXPERIMENTING WITH URINE: ‘WE CAN REUSE A VERY SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE COBALT’

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Hour 3

The Internet Was Made for Nikki Haley’s Hilariously Unfortunate Wording in Her ’12 Fellas’ Post

Jill Biden gives SOTU invite to Texas woman who went to great lengths to kill her disabled unborn child

Kansas Man Speaks Out After He Was Wrongly Accused Of Being Suspected KC Parade Shooter: ‘I Just Want To Clear My Name’

Complete PARODY: Mollie Hemingway Calls NYT OUT for Praising Fani Willis’ DRESS (That Was on BACKWARD)

WOW: Victor Davis Hanson Rattles Off List of Biden’s Lies (Just in the Past WEEK)

Daily Show Prep: Tues, Aug. 29

Daily : Tues, . 29

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Viral video shows Colorado Springs school kicking kid out of class for “Don’t Tread On Me” flag that they said has “origins with slavery” 🥴

EXCLUSIVE: Washington state 4H competition threatens students for wearing ‘My pronouns are nor/mal’ t-shirt


Hour 2

https://summit.news/2023/08/29/rep-jim-jordan-blasts-fulton-co-da-for-setting-trump-trial-date-to-day-before-super-tuesday/

Trump Vows to Appeal Politically-Loaded J6 Trial Date Set By Obama-Appointed Judge

National Archives admitted it possesses well over 5,000 emails involving the aliases Biden used while VP. It now faces a lawsuit and a Thursday deadline to turn them over to Congress.

House panel wants records on Jack Smith deputy’s White House visits before Trump charges

Biden staffers met with Special Counsel Jack Smith’s aides before Trump indictment

Biden Admin Announces ‘Chestfeeding Awareness Month’ Amid Several Crises

‘Social Emotional Learning’ Guru Covered Up Sex Abuse, Pushed ‘Young Teens’ to Enjoy Sex


Hour 3

Police: Man arrested for driving Power Wheels Jeep while impaired

Mystery land buyers around California Air Force base revealed

Extinct Animals Overrunning Hudson Bay

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Aug. 8

Daily : , . 8

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Electric bus maker once touted by Biden files for bankruptcy

“Ford Is Losing $66,446 On Every EV It Sells”

Mazda kills off MX-30 EV in US, again, after selling just 66 cars

Anheuser-Busch InBev (AB-InBev) will be selling eight craft beer brands

Pence qualifies for first Republican debate: Here’s who else will be on stage.

Disgraced Former FBI Agent Involved in Trump Probe to Plead Guilty in Russian Oligarch Case

$1.3 Trillion Accounting Error


Hour 2

MARINE WHO SURVIVED KABUL ATTACKS DISHES ON INSULTING MEETING WITH JOE BIDEN: “I DON’T HAVE AN ARM”

Indiana teacher with ‘kill list’ of students, staff sentenced to 2 1/2 years on probation

American Airlines passenger behind ‘not real’ viral tirade that delayed travelers for hours ID’d as marketing executive

Supreme Court Reinstates Biden ATF Ghost Gun Rules


Hour 3

People called the cops on a kid who was trying to make money by mowing yards to save up for a PlayStation 5. The police officers got together and bought the boy a brand new PS5. ❤️

Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 8

Daily : , 8

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Megyn Kelly Exposes Fox Exec. Behind Tucker Carlson’s Leaks

Tucker Carlson Given Job Offer with Salary Up to 3 Times More than He Was Making at Fox News

Tucker Carlson Reportedly Preparing to Unleash on Fox News: He Will Not Be Silenced

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Twitter sleuths find MSNBC gun-grabbing Allen shooting eye witness and well well well, whad’ya know

SUV driver plows into crowd outside a Texas migrant and homeless shelter – killing at least seven and injuring 11 others: Charged with reckless driving

FDA Approves First Pill Containing Human Feces


Hour 2

Proud Boys Found Guilty of Seditious Conspiracy

Berkeley Prof. Sorry for Being a ‘White Person Who Incorrectly Identified as Native’

Report: DeSantis to Skip Exploratory Committee and Announce Campaign


Hour 3

AMERICA’S OLDEST BREWERY COUNTERS BUD LIGHT WITH NEW PATRIOTIC BEER CANS TO BENEFIT OUR VETERANS

“Consider , even if it’s not” – accused of assisting Ukraine with Facebook

Save the male chicks

Jan. 6 rioter in pink beret identified after ex spotted her in a viral FBI tweet

devoted over 2 to tracking this woman, and she’s not even accused of any acts of violence. feds can’t have looking all adorable at a riot.

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, April 13

Daily : , April 13

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Arrest made in SF killing of Bob Lee — tech exec’s alleged killer also worked in tech

FBI arrests 21-year-old Air National Guardsman suspected of leaking classified documents


Hour 2

Joe Biden picked a really weird thing to lie about in incoherent response to Irish kid’s question

Biden Insults the British, Makes Bizarre Comment About Pentagon Leaks, and Ticks Off a Dog in Ireland

Pelosi Accuses Fellow Dems of Sexism for Calling on Senile Senator To Resign

FLASHBACK: Colleagues Say Sen. Feinstein May Be ‘Mentally Unfit To Serve’

That’s ago.

Arnold Schwarzenegger went viral for filling in a pothole … turns out it was an active service trench 😭

WATCH: NEW NETFLIX DOC SWEARS CLEOPATRA WAS BLACK DESPITE NEARLY ALL HISTORICAL EVIDENCE


Hour 3

CDC “behavior change” project targeted vaccine critics, was funded by Pfizer and New York “Misinformation Response Unit”

https://summit.news/2023/04/13/study-finds-no-evidence-face-masks-protect-vulnerable-against-covid/

“IT WAS A MISTAKE”: ANHEUSER-BUSCH HAS SETTLED ON THEIR SCAPEGOAT FOR THE GINORMOUS BUD LIGHT F*CK UP