Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, July 31

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Coronation Complete: Harris Sole Candidate to Qualify for DNC Roll Call

Report: Kamala Harris Will Hold First Rally With Running Mate Next Week After Announcement

Video: Megan Thee Stallion Performs Song About Her ‘Fat Pu**y’ at Kamala Harris Campaign Rally

Video of People Leaving Kamala Harris’ Rally DURING the Speech Indicates Many Weren’t There for HER

Olympians Fly In Emergency Eggs And Meat To Cope With ‘Vegan Olympics’

Aussie Swimming Star Slams ‘Ridiculous’ Woke Olympics Village Schemes, ‘Cost Her a Record’

Polish sports journalist dismissed from Olympics coverage for describing John Lennon’s “Imagine” as “a vision of communism”

Lennon’s “Imagine” has been described as “virtually ” by Lennon himself

This Texas school allows seniors to paint murals in their parking spots, but two students are being forced to paint over theirs 🤔


Hour 2

Terrorist Simps: Networks Whine About Israel Sending Terror Leaders to Hell

Officer fatally shoots armed man on Indiana college campus


Hour 3

Why does the FBI keep lying about the attempted assassination of Trump?

Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man’s backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)… and it started to bite his large intestine

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 2

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DEA Agrees To Reclassify Marijuana Under Federal Law, AP Reports

Indiana leaders reassess marijuana stance as DEA proposes historic reclassification

States rethink data centers as ‘electricity hogs’ strain the grid

Captain Obvious paid visit to . bad he won’t come to .

VEGANS ARE NOW GOING AFTER YOUR POOCHES FOOD, CLAIMS THERE IS “COMPELLING” RESEARCH FOR DOGS TO EAT A VEG DIET


Hour 2

Second Boeing Whistleblower Dies Suddenly

Peloton CEO Is Stepping Down, Fitness Company To Cut Workforce By 15%

WATCH: MSNBC STOOGE CUTS UNINTENTIONAL TRUMP AD, CLAIMS SHE AND HER JOURNALISMER COLLEAGUES WILL DISAPPEAR WHEN TRUMP WINS

MSNBC hosts laments campus protests because they might lead to “next Reagan era”

Megyn Kelly wants to know why so many woke protesters are “unattractive” and there was actually an interesting study on that

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Researchers find a ‘liberal gene’


Hour 3

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Jim Banks: Stand with Pamela Whitten against IU’s radical, immature faculty

UCLA Hamas protestors told the cops to leave and then were upset the cops didn’t save them from frat boys.

Leftist Protesters and Right-Wing Counterprotesters Break Into “F— Joe Biden” Chants

Dem Fundraising Platform ActBlue Takes a Cut of Donations to Michigan State University’s Anti-Israel Tent Encampment

Oct. 7 terror attack victims file suit against several U.S. groups alleging collaboration with Hamas

Wind energy industry produced less power in 2023, despite having increased total generation capacity

Guess Where a Cyberattack Just Took down the Voter Registration System

PLANNED PARENTHOOD STOPS PROVIDING A DISABLED PATIENT MEDICAL CARE AFTER SHE WORE A SHIRT THAT SAYS “ADULT HUMAN FEMALE”

Planned Parenthood took $1.8B in taxpayer money in 3 years— with $90M from COVID loans: feds

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, April 18

Daily : , April 18

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4 Democrats out of running for mayor of Fort Wayne

South Whitley Officer’s Actions “Under Review” After Video Shows Teenager Being Thrown to the Ground

Tony Katz Today Enters National Syndication With Key Networks

GOP governor candidates spend $35 million in most expensive primary in state history

Centrist PAC endorses Chambers in gubernatorial primary race

Eric Doden has a reputation as a land-stealer.


Hour 2

Indiana sales tax on gasoline increasing in May for 3rd consecutive month

CAITLIN CLARK
REPORTER DRAGGED FOR INTERACTION WITH FEVER STAR
… Cringeworthy Comment

Doyel: Caitlin Clark, I’m so sorry. On Wednesday I was part of the problem.

Elkhart restaurant wins award at International Pizza Expo

January 6 insurrectionists had a great day in the Supreme Court today

The proof going vegan ISN’T better for you? Study finds plant-based meat products are full of salt and fat


Hour 3

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White House admits Biden uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals, died in Pacific Ocean crash

Poll: 5.5 percent of 2020 Biden voters now supporting Trump as race shifts to persuasion with cost of living rising

Breaking News: Whistleblower Exposes State Senator David Niezgodski’s Alleged Sexual Misconduct

Redress SB broke this 6 days before Indy wrote and ignored RSB’s story.

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Aug. 1

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BUD LIGHT WAVES THE WHITE FLAG, ADMITS THEIR CUSTOMERS AREN’T COMING BACK AFTER DISASTROUS DYLAN MULVANEY STUNT

High school senior boys nearly twice as likely to be conservative as liberal: Survey

Vegan raw food diet influencer Zhanna D’Art dies of starvation: report


Hour 2

: Irish Rover’s W Joseph DeReuil

LIZZO SUED BY DANCERS OVER FAT SHAMING (YES, LIZZO), MAKING THEM EAT BANANAS OUT OF STRIPPERS’ VAGINAS

Huge Report About Dead Obama Chef – This Is Who Was with Him When He Died

‘Green Companies’ With High ESG Scores Pollute Just As Much As Other Companies


Hour 3

NBC News says race is fixed from birth and can’t be changed but also it’s made up … but you can’t change it because it isn’t real 🥴

Ilhan Oman blasted as a racist for ‘disgusting’ remarks about white men: ‘She should be removed from Congress’

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South Bend Community Schools to require all students use clear backpacks next school year

EXCLUSIVE: Five Migrants on Terror Watch List Arrested near AZ Border Post-Title 42

‘I WAS WRONG’: Bear Grylls Admits Vegan Diet NOT Healthy

Tithe: on honesty


Hour 2

THEN: MEDIA TO AMERICANS: OF COURSE THE TRUMP DOSSIER IS TRUE! [SUPERCUT]

NOW: CNN HOSTS ADMIT FBI NEVER SHOULD HAVE INVESTIGATED TRUMP FOR RUSSIA HOAX: ‘DEVASTATING TO THE FBI’

Durham Report Reveals FBI Vendetta Against Carter Page Behind FISA Warrants

10 times the media declared the discredited Steele dossier was not ‘disproven’

FLASHBACK: Chuck Todd to BuzzFeed editor: You published ‘fake news’

Chuck Todd Still Cluelessly Pretending Steele Dossier Is Reliable

Miller has worst ‘hold my ‘ moment

EXCLUSIVE: Miller Lite’s Chief Of Marketing Has Spent Years Flopping From One Liberal Cause To Another


Hour 3

Chicago’s New Mayor Blares Black National Anthem for Inauguration, Maligns Police