Daily Show Prep: Thursday, June 1

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Biden FALLS on stage while handing out diplomas U.S. Air Force Academy graduation

TWITTER CANCELS DEAL WITH DAILY WIRE, LABELS MATT WALSH DOC “HATEFUL CONDUCT” (UPDATE: ELON MUSK RESPONDS)

Seems like Wire was warned this recently.

Telegram Says Won’t Respond to Political Requests

ANOTHER federal court has issued an injunction against the Biden administration’s ridiculous pistol-brace rule

Want to know if that new movie is woke or not? There’s a site for that.


Hour 2

National Eating Disorder Association replaces hotline workers with new chatbot that tells anorexia and bulimic callers they need to lose weight 🤦‍♂️

State Dept Won’t Say If They’re Negotiating With Ukraine to Get U.S. Citizen Jailed For Speech Released

CBS Apparently Stonewalling Reporter Targeted by DOJ

Comer Blasts Wray’s Private Offer: Biden ‘Bribery’ File Must Go Public


Hour 3

‘Wow’: Reporter leaves John Kirby awestruck after citing hard data to ask about Biden being ‘corrupt’

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 26

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Biden Visibly Stunned As LSU Basketball Player Collapses At White House

Ex-intel official who signed laptop ‘disinformation’ letter was wrong AGAIN? No way!

FLASHBACK: Putin Should Be Very Worried About Ukraine’s New Kamikaze Drone

FLASHBACK: Ukraine’s New BVR Capable, Long-Range Switchblade 600 Kamikaze Drones ‘Bad News’ For Russian Main Battle Tanks?

FLASHBACK: Drones Attack Russia From All Sides

FLASHBACK: Ukraine Situation Report: Explosive Drones Are Getting Very Close To Moscow

Less than 2 weeks later …

2023 Kremlin drone explosion

days after Kremlin that we blamed on false-

Ukraine shows off new ‘Viy’ exploding drones

Nothing they tell is correct.

Indiana board reprimands Dr. Caitlin Bernard over 10-year-old’s abortion case

The Supreme Court unanimously rules against ‘home equity theft’

Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 8

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Hour 1

Megyn Kelly Exposes Fox Exec. Behind Tucker Carlson’s Leaks

Tucker Carlson Given Job Offer with Salary Up to 3 Times More than He Was Making at Fox News

Tucker Carlson Reportedly Preparing to Unleash on Fox News: He Will Not Be Silenced

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Twitter sleuths find MSNBC gun-grabbing Allen shooting eye witness and well well well, whad’ya know

SUV driver plows into crowd outside a Texas migrant and homeless shelter – killing at least seven and injuring 11 others: Charged with reckless driving

FDA Approves First Pill Containing Human Feces


Hour 2

Proud Boys Found Guilty of Seditious Conspiracy

Berkeley Prof. Sorry for Being a ‘White Person Who Incorrectly Identified as Native’

Report: DeSantis to Skip Exploratory Committee and Announce Campaign


Hour 3

AMERICA’S OLDEST BREWERY COUNTERS BUD LIGHT WITH NEW PATRIOTIC BEER CANS TO BENEFIT OUR VETERANS

“Consider a fake, even if it’s not” – FBI of assisting Ukraine with censorship

Save the male chicks

Jan. 6 rioter in pink beret identified after ex spotted her in a viral FBI tweet

FBI devoted over 2 to tracking this , and she’s not even accused of any acts of . The feds can’t have looking all adorable at a .

Daily Show Prep: Monday, March 27

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Holly Holm Explains Call To End Child Sexualization In Post-Fight Press Conference

Transvestites Protest Banning Minors from Drag Shows

Church allegedly vandalized with Molotov cocktails ahead of hosting drag queen story hour

STUDY: Be My (Leftist) Guest: How PBS’s False Objectivity Poisons Political Debate

NPR Correction Gets Fact-Checked by Twitter after Lying about Trans Sports

Limited eh?

Trans women retain 12% edge in tests two years after transitioning, study finds

Trans women athletes have unfair advantage over those born female: testosterone

A new study suggests transgender women maintain an athletic advantage over their cisgender peers even after a year on hormone therapy.

A new study in the British Journal of Sports Medicine found that transgender women maintain physical advantages in strength and heart and lung capacity years after transitioning.

In a new study, researchers at the University of São Paulo assessed the strength and aerobic ability of transgender women undergoing long-term hormone therapy as well as those of cisgender men and women matched by age and physical activity levels.

No research on ‘elite athletes’ eh?

Transwoman Elite Athletes: Their Extra Percentage Relative to Female Physiology


Hour 2

Hall of Fame Penn volleyball coach Lisa Pawlik resigns along with her staff

Gwyneth Paltrow Mocked For Trial Statement: ‘Well, We Lost Half A Day Of Skiing’

Adam Kinzinger Connected to Alleged Ukraine Scam Operation

AOC Simped for TikTok, and Walked Right Into an Unbelievable Corruption Scandal

CNN gets obliterated for accusing white people of racist ‘digital blackface’ for sharing black memes: ‘The stupidest thing I’ve read in all of 2023’


Hour 3

Nashville school shooting: 6 killed including 3 students, shooter dead

Glimmer of Hope in Fight to Reverse Spinal Injuries

Nashville school shooter ID’d as Audrey Hale

Audrey Hale, Nashville Covenant School Shooting Suspect: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

Daily Show Prep: Tues, March 14

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Tucker Carlson asks every potential GOP pres. candidate about Ukraine and WOW this is good (thread)


Hour 2

Meanwhile …

Medical School Under Federal Investigation Over Its Allegedly Racist Scholarship Program

‘F*** capitalism’: Communist teacher brags about ‘indoctrinating’ students with ‘Marxist literature,’ says ‘revolutions involve violence’

: Joel Griffith from on the of Bank and comes .

Employment Records Of Top Silicon Valley Bank Execs Raise Eyebrows

Silicon Valley Bank Depositor Bailout Could Benefit Chinese Tech Companies

Senator Mark Kelly inquired about social media censorship to curb bank runs


Hour 3

WATCH: Tim Pool Calls Out ‘Lying Liars’ In Legacy Media

Oversight Committee reveals 1st ‘suspicious activity report’ shows China sent money to 3 Bidens (thread)

Moody’s puts six U.S. banks on watchlist for potential downgrade

City of Newark humiliated after signing trade deal and holding sister city ceremony with Hindu nation that doesn’t exist

Poll: Most Americans Want Buttigieg To Quit Transportation Post